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title: "2 Humourous Quotes By Jasper Fforde"
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> [“She looked around at the close confines of the NCD offices. They were cramped and untidy. No. They were worse than that. They had gone through cramped and untidy, paused briefly at small and shabby before ending up at pokey…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jasper-fforde/she-looked-around-at-the-close-confines-of-the-ncd-offices-they-were/)

[Jasper Fforde](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jasper-fforde/)

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> [“She opened the door within two seconds of his pressing the doorbell, letting out a stream of cats that ran around with such rapidity and randomness of motion that they assumed a liquid state of furry purringness.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jasper-fforde/she-opened-the-door-within-two-seconds-of-his-pressing-the-doorbell/)

[Jasper Fforde](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jasper-fforde/)

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## Other authors on Humourous

## More by Jasper Fforde

> [Palindrome as well. My sister's name is Hannah. Father liked word games. He was fourteen times World Scrabble Champion. When he died, we buried…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jasper-fforde/palindrome-as-well-my-sister-s-name-is-hannah-father-liked-word-games/)

[Jasper Fforde](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jasper-fforde/)

> [Ill-fitting grammar are like ill-fitting shoes. You can get used to it for a bit, but then one day your toes fall off and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jasper-fforde/ill-fitting-grammar-are-like-ill-fitting-shoes-you-can-get-used-to-it/)

[Jasper Fforde](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jasper-fforde/)

> [Agents and publishers only want one thing - good writing.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jasper-fforde/agents-and-publishers-only-want-one-thing-good-writing/)

[Jasper Fforde](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jasper-fforde/)

> [Take no heed of her… She reads a lot of books.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jasper-fforde/take-no-heed-of-her-she-reads-a-lot-of-books/)

[Jasper Fforde](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jasper-fforde/)

> [“Our own dimension was coded ID-11 and was the only League member with diphtheria, David Hasselhoff and the French, which amused the rest of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jasper-fforde/our-own-dimension-was-coded-id-11-and-was-the-only-league-member-with/)

[Jasper Fforde](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jasper-fforde/)

> [Don't ever call me mad, Mycroft. I'm not mad. I'm just ... well, differently moraled, that's all.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jasper-fforde/don-t-ever-call-me-mad-mycroft-i-m-not-mad-i-m-just-well-differently/)

[Jasper Fforde](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jasper-fforde/)

> [“They had just digested a recent meal of prepositions and were happily farting out apostrophes and ampersands; the air was heav'y with th'em&.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jasper-fforde/they-had-just-digested-a-recent-meal-of-prepositions-and-were-happily/)

[Jasper Fforde](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jasper-fforde/)

> [After all, reading is arguably a far more creative and imaginative process than writing; when the reader creates emotion in their head, or the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jasper-fforde/after-all-reading-is-arguably-a-far-more-creative-and-imaginative/)

[Jasper Fforde](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jasper-fforde/)

> [“Sometimes your destiny takes you to dark places where you'd rather not be, but destiny, as they say, is destiny.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jasper-fforde/sometimes-your-destiny-takes-you-to-dark-places-where-you-d-rather/)

[Jasper Fforde](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jasper-fforde/)

> [“Whoever controls the supply of metaphor controls fiction! . . . Metaphor should be controlled. A glut on the market would make fiction overtly…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jasper-fforde/whoever-controls-the-supply-of-metaphor-controls-fiction-metaphor/)

[Jasper Fforde](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jasper-fforde/)

> [“A sloppy half-Windsor is the first symptom of serial indolence' she replied in the patronizing voice that Yellows reserved for Rule-breakers, 'and ignoring the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jasper-fforde/a-sloppy-half-windsor-is-the-first-symptom-of-serial-indolence-she/)

[Jasper Fforde](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jasper-fforde/)

> [The universe always moves from an ordered state to a disordered one; that a glass may fall to the ground and shatter yet you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jasper-fforde/the-universe-always-moves-from-an-ordered-state-to-a-disordered-one/)

[Jasper Fforde](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jasper-fforde/)

> [To espresso or to latte, that is the question...whether 'tis tastier on the palate to choose white mocha over plain...or to take a cup…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jasper-fforde/to-espresso-or-to-latte-that-is-the-question-whether-tis-tastier-on/)

[Jasper Fforde](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jasper-fforde/)

> [I've got six months to sort out the hackers, get the Japanese knotweed under control and find an acceptable form of narcissus.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jasper-fforde/i-ve-got-six-months-to-sort-out-the-hackers-get-the-japanese-knotweed/)

[Jasper Fforde](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jasper-fforde/)

> [“They keep an eye on forgery, illegal dealing and overtly free thespian interpretations. The actor in with them was Graham Huxtable. He was putting…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jasper-fforde/they-keep-an-eye-on-forgery-illegal-dealing-and-overtly-free-thespian/)

[Jasper Fforde](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jasper-fforde/)

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