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title: "5 Humourous Quotes By Carsten Stroud"
description: "5 Humourous quotes by Carsten Stroud. Plus more from Carsten Stroud and more Humourous sayings from other authors."
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> [“The weed-whacker dad was helping his kid whack weeds. Dad was blitzed to the eyebrows on beer, and the kid was waving…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carsten-stroud/the-weed-whacker-dad-was-helping-his-kid-whack-weeds-dad-was-blitzed/)

[Carsten Stroud](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/carsten-stroud/)

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> [“His name was Mr. Quan and he was the concierge, which explained the black suit and the lavender shirt but not the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carsten-stroud/his-name-was-mr-quan-and-he-was-the-concierge-which-explained-the/)

[Carsten Stroud](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/carsten-stroud/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7d8/carsten-stroud-53460_bow-tie_his-name-was-mr-quan-and-he-was-the-conc_1830832.jpg)

> [“The weed-whacker dad was helping his kid whack weeds. Dad was blitzed to the eyeballs on beer, and the kid was waving…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carsten-stroud/the-weed-whacker-dad-was-helping-his-kid-whack-weeds-dad-was-blitzed-2/)

[Carsten Stroud](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/carsten-stroud/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/200/carsten-stroud-53460_humourous_the-weed-whacker-dad-was-helping-his-kid_2056016.jpg)

> [“Go get us some burgers and coffee. I'll get on the horn to Mark Hopewell. I'll ask him for a list." "Cheese…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carsten-stroud/go-get-us-some-burgers-and-coffee-i-ll-get-on-the-horn-to-mark/)

[Carsten Stroud](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/carsten-stroud/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d11/carsten-stroud-53460_humourous_go-get-us-some-burgers-and-coffee-i-ll-g_2639496.jpg)

> [“See that?" said Lemon. "The car tracks turn off there." "How do you know it's not the parks people on a golf…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carsten-stroud/see-that-said-lemon-the-car-tracks-turn-off-there-how-do-you-know-it/)

[Carsten Stroud](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/carsten-stroud/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8c7/carsten-stroud-53460_humourous_see-that-said-lemon-the-car-tracks-turn_3156439.jpg)

## Other authors on Humourous

## More by Carsten Stroud

> [“The weed-whacker dad was helping his kid whack weeds. Dad was blitzed to the eyebrows on beer, and the kid was waving the week…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carsten-stroud/the-weed-whacker-dad-was-helping-his-kid-whack-weeds-dad-was-blitzed/)

[Carsten Stroud](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/carsten-stroud/)

> [“She gets away from you, I am. She’s as big as a lynx. Look at”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carsten-stroud/she-gets-away-from-you-i-am-she-s-as-big-as-a-lynx-look-at/)

[Carsten Stroud](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/carsten-stroud/)

> [“His name was Mr. Quan and he was the concierge, which explained the black suit and the lavender shirt but not the oversized bow…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carsten-stroud/his-name-was-mr-quan-and-he-was-the-concierge-which-explained-the/)

[Carsten Stroud](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/carsten-stroud/)

> [“The weed-whacker dad was helping his kid whack weeds. Dad was blitzed to the eyeballs on beer, and the kid was waving the weed…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carsten-stroud/the-weed-whacker-dad-was-helping-his-kid-whack-weeds-dad-was-blitzed-2/)

[Carsten Stroud](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/carsten-stroud/)

> [“Go get us some burgers and coffee. I'll get on the horn to Mark Hopewell. I'll ask him for a list." "Cheese or plain?"…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carsten-stroud/go-get-us-some-burgers-and-coffee-i-ll-get-on-the-horn-to-mark/)

[Carsten Stroud](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/carsten-stroud/)

> [“See that?" said Lemon. "The car tracks turn off there." "How do you know it's not the parks people on a golf cart thingie?"…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carsten-stroud/see-that-said-lemon-the-car-tracks-turn-off-there-how-do-you-know-it/)

[Carsten Stroud](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/carsten-stroud/)

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