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title: "4 Humorous-quotes Quotes By Scott B. Pruden"
description: "4 Humorous-quotes quotes by Scott B. Pruden. Plus more from Scott B. Pruden and more Humorous-quotes sayings from other authors."
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> [“Nothing helps your partner keep his mind on Jesus more than having a sign of His love tanned on your primary erogenous…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-b-pruden/nothing-helps-your-partner-keep-his-mind-on-jesus-more-than-having-a/)

Scott B. Pruden

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> [“By the standards of a tourist strolling past looking for a quick lunch, the place was a dive. The sign on the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-b-pruden/by-the-standards-of-a-tourist-strolling-past-looking-for-a-quick/)

Scott B. Pruden

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> [“F\*\*\*ing triffids.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-b-pruden/f-ing-triffids/)

Scott B. Pruden

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> [“The ultimate downfall of the computerized holographic receptionist was that there was no amount of flattery, flirtation or chocolate that could convince…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-b-pruden/the-ultimate-downfall-of-the-computerized-holographic-receptionist/)

Scott B. Pruden

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## Other authors on Humorous-quotes

## More by Scott B. Pruden

> [“Nothing helps your partner keep his mind on Jesus more than having a sign of His love tanned on your primary erogenous zones.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-b-pruden/nothing-helps-your-partner-keep-his-mind-on-jesus-more-than-having-a/)

Scott B. Pruden

> [“By the standards of a tourist strolling past looking for a quick lunch, the place was a dive. The sign on the window was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-b-pruden/by-the-standards-of-a-tourist-strolling-past-looking-for-a-quick/)

Scott B. Pruden

> [“F\*\*\*ing triffids.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-b-pruden/f-ing-triffids/)

Scott B. Pruden

> [“The ultimate downfall of the computerized holographic receptionist was that there was no amount of flattery, flirtation or chocolate that could convince one to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-b-pruden/the-ultimate-downfall-of-the-computerized-holographic-receptionist/)

Scott B. Pruden

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