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> [“A cult? Jesus Christ. No wonder Anita is worried about her children. They’re like turkeys—they might drown themselves in the rain if you don’t watch ’em close enough.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/s-a-stovall/a-cult-jesus-christ-no-wonder-anita-is-worried-about-her-children/)

S.A. Stovall

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> [“There are too many questions and not enough painkillers in the world to get through them all.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/s-a-stovall/there-are-too-many-questions-and-not-enough-painkillers-in-the-world/)

S.A. Stovall

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## Other authors on Humorous-quotes

## More by S.A. Stovall

> [“A cult? Jesus Christ. No wonder Anita is worried about her children. They’re like turkeys—they might drown themselves in the rain if you don’t…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/s-a-stovall/a-cult-jesus-christ-no-wonder-anita-is-worried-about-her-children/)

S.A. Stovall

> [“Yeah. Of course I can do simple math. I graduated high school, ya know.” “What an accomplishment. No one has ever done that before.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/s-a-stovall/yeah-of-course-i-can-do-simple-math-i-graduated-high-school-ya-know/)

S.A. Stovall

> [“There are too many questions and not enough painkillers in the world to get through them all.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/s-a-stovall/there-are-too-many-questions-and-not-enough-painkillers-in-the-world/)

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