--- title: "3 Humorous-quotes Quotes By Rhys Bowen" description: "3 Humorous-quotes quotes by Rhys Bowen. Plus more from Rhys Bowen and more Humorous-quotes sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c6d/rhys-bowen-24499_funny-quotes_wow-holy-cow-hubba-hubba-gee-whiz-that-w_680678.jpg" --- > [“Wow, holy cow, hubba hubba, gee whiz. That was some guy. Don’t tell me he’s your main squeeze!” “My what?” “Your honey.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rhys-bowen/wow-holy-cow-hubba-hubba-gee-whiz-that-was-some-guy-don-t-tell-me-he/) [Rhys Bowen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rhys-bowen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c6d/rhys-bowen-24499_funny-quotes_wow-holy-cow-hubba-hubba-gee-whiz-that-w_680678.jpg) > [“Hanni, I’m going to have to watch you carefully. You may break a lot of hearts in London.” “What am I to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rhys-bowen/hanni-i-m-going-to-have-to-watch-you-carefully-you-may-break-a-lot-of/) [Rhys Bowen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rhys-bowen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/89f/rhys-bowen-24499_fall-in-love_hanni-i-m-going-to-have-to-watch-you-car_1797082.jpg) > [“We have to get rid of pain in ass. She will not let me have good time. We should take her out.”…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rhys-bowen/we-have-to-get-rid-of-pain-in-ass-she-will-not-let-me-have-good-time/) [Rhys Bowen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rhys-bowen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1c3/rhys-bowen-24499_humorous-quotes_we-have-to-get-rid-of-pain-in-ass-she-wi_2453714.jpg) ## Other authors on Humorous-quotes ## More by Rhys Bowen > [“Aren't you going a little overboard?" I asked, picturing a day ahead of me trying to find these items in a town I didn't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rhys-bowen/aren-t-you-going-a-little-overboard-i-asked-picturing-a-day-ahead-of/) [Rhys Bowen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rhys-bowen/) > [We should all have personal hot air balloons and drift serenely through the clouds.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rhys-bowen/we-should-all-have-personal-hot-air-balloons-and-drift-serenely/) [Rhys Bowen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rhys-bowen/) > [“I gather you weren't keen on going back to Scotland with your brother at this time of year. I don't say I blame you.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rhys-bowen/i-gather-you-weren-t-keen-on-going-back-to-scotland-with-your-brother/) [Rhys Bowen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rhys-bowen/) > [“Wow, holy cow, hubba hubba, gee whiz. That was some guy. Don’t tell me he’s your main squeeze!” “My what?” “Your honey. Your sugar.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rhys-bowen/wow-holy-cow-hubba-hubba-gee-whiz-that-was-some-guy-don-t-tell-me-he/) [Rhys Bowen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rhys-bowen/) > [“It was like smiling at a gargoyle.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rhys-bowen/it-was-like-smiling-at-a-gargoyle/) [Rhys Bowen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rhys-bowen/) > [“So none of the young men we encountered during our season gave you hot pants for them? Belinda! Your language. I've been mingling with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rhys-bowen/so-none-of-the-young-men-we-encountered-during-our-season-gave-you/) [Rhys Bowen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rhys-bowen/) > [“It's not her fault she can't cook." "You are too nice natured, darling. You won't get anywhere in this world being kind and generous.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rhys-bowen/it-s-not-her-fault-she-can-t-cook-you-are-too-nice-natured-darling/) [Rhys Bowen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rhys-bowen/) > [“The words hot, lot, and got were not apart of a ladies vocabulary.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rhys-bowen/the-words-hot-lot-and-got-were-not-apart-of-a-ladies-vocabulary/) [Rhys Bowen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rhys-bowen/) > [Why is it that there is this misconception that dark equals good. That only applies to chocolate.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rhys-bowen/why-is-it-that-there-is-this-misconception-that-dark-equals-good-that/) [Rhys Bowen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rhys-bowen/) > [“A man in love does not notice the cut of the dress, but rather a face of a beloved.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rhys-bowen/a-man-in-love-does-not-notice-the-cut-of-the-dress-but-rather-a-face/) [Rhys Bowen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rhys-bowen/) > [“All he has is a mangled ankle. I have Americans.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rhys-bowen/all-he-has-is-a-mangled-ankle-i-have-americans/) [Rhys Bowen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rhys-bowen/) > [Full of fun, over-the-top characters and witty prose, with a touch of gay romance that is equally pleasing to straight readers. The Edwin Drood…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rhys-bowen/full-of-fun-over-the-top-characters-and-witty-prose-with-a-touch-of/) [Rhys Bowen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rhys-bowen/) > [“There's nothing wrong with hunting, in its place. But there are many preferable occupations when in the presence of a young woman.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rhys-bowen/there-s-nothing-wrong-with-hunting-in-its-place-but-there-are-many/) [Rhys Bowen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rhys-bowen/) > [“Is the princess still in the fitting room?" "Oh no, darling. She appeared about half an hour ago. Poured herself a black coffee, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rhys-bowen/is-the-princess-still-in-the-fitting-room-oh-no-darling-she-appeared/) [Rhys Bowen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rhys-bowen/) > [“If you're worried about your very life, the last thing you want is small talk.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rhys-bowen/if-you-re-worried-about-your-very-life-the-last-thing-you-want-is/) [Rhys Bowen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rhys-bowen/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/humorous-quotes/rhys-bowen/#itemlist", "name": "3 Humorous-quotes Quotes By Rhys Bowen", "numberOfItems": 3, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Wow, holy cow, hubba hubba, gee whiz. That was some guy. Don’t tell me he’s your main squeeze!” “My what?” “Your honey. Your sugar. 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