--- title: "9 Humorous-quotes Quotes By Christy Hall" description: "9 Humorous-quotes quotes by Christy Hall. Plus more from Christy Hall and more Humorous-quotes sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9c6/christy-hall-10789_dogs_i-mean-you-put-puppies-in-a-store-front_1303487.jpg" --- > [“I mean. You put puppies in a store front, I will stop and giddily stare. Every. Single. Time.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christy-hall/i-mean-you-put-puppies-in-a-store-front-i-will-stop-and-giddily-stare/) [Christy Hall](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christy-hall/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9c6/christy-hall-10789_dogs_i-mean-you-put-puppies-in-a-store-front_1303487.jpg) > [“If I had a nickel for all the times I've been shushed in my life? Bam! Instant millionaire!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christy-hall/if-i-had-a-nickel-for-all-the-times-i-ve-been-shushed-in-my-life-bam/) [Christy Hall](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christy-hall/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dd3/christy-hall-10789_humorous_if-i-had-a-nickel-for-all-the-times-i-ve_3212251.jpg) > [“A writing day is like any other day. Except I live in my pajamas, I forget to eat, and I suddenly look…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christy-hall/a-writing-day-is-like-any-other-day-except-i-live-in-my-pajamas-i/) [Christy Hall](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christy-hall/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7d7/christy-hall-10789_humorous-quotes_a-writing-day-is-like-any-other-day-exce_2888619.jpg) > [“If I were to be honest, I'm probably fifty percent bagel. Okay, fine, sixty percent.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christy-hall/if-i-were-to-be-honest-i-m-probably-fifty-percent-bagel-okay-fine/) [Christy Hall](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christy-hall/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9b5/christy-hall-10789_honest_if-i-were-to-be-honest-i-m-probably-fift_2862440.jpg) > [“Walking the Camino de Santiago taught me the wonders of physical challenge, the wonders of spiritual freedom, and the wonders of baby…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christy-hall/walking-the-camino-de-santiago-taught-me-the-wonders-of-physical/) [Christy Hall](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christy-hall/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6ab/christy-hall-10789_humorous_walking-the-camino-de-santiago-taught-me_2987877.jpg) > [“I'm turning into an old man. I own four pairs of oxfords, my stories get a little long winded, and my neighbors…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christy-hall/i-m-turning-into-an-old-man-i-own-four-pairs-of-oxfords-my-stories/) [Christy Hall](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christy-hall/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a55/christy-hall-10789_humorous-quotes_i-m-turning-into-an-old-man-i-own-four-p_1346732.jpg) > [“She meant to write: "Is Christy here yet?" Auto Correct turned it into: "Is crazy here yet?" For once Auto Correct got…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christy-hall/she-meant-to-write-is-christy-here-yet-auto-correct-turned-it-into-is/) [Christy Hall](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christy-hall/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d9d/christy-hall-10789_auto-correct_she-meant-to-write-is-christy-here-yet-a_722619.jpg) > [“Q: Best part about being a musical theatre book writer? A: Explaining what that is.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christy-hall/q-best-part-about-being-a-musical-theatre-book-writer-a-explaining/) [Christy Hall](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christy-hall/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bf6/christy-hall-10789_book_q-best-part-about-being-a-musical-theatr_971457.jpg) > [“You know you're officially an adult when you finally understand WHY Miss Hannigan was drinking bath water.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christy-hall/you-know-you-re-officially-an-adult-when-you-finally-understand-why/) [Christy Hall](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christy-hall/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e46/christy-hall-10789_humor_you-know-you-re-officially-an-adult-when_2126056.jpg) ## Other authors on Humorous-quotes ## More by Christy Hall > [“I know it's difficult in the beginning. But, listen. If you have the impulse to write, do yourself a favor, do the world a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christy-hall/i-know-it-s-difficult-in-the-beginning-but-listen-if-you-have-the/) [Christy Hall](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christy-hall/) > [“I do not recommend writing a screenplay in two weeks.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christy-hall/i-do-not-recommend-writing-a-screenplay-in-two-weeks/) [Christy Hall](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christy-hall/) > [“If you think someone is humble, never tell them so. You will unknowingly rob them of the very thing you admire.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christy-hall/if-you-think-someone-is-humble-never-tell-them-so-you-will/) [Christy Hall](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christy-hall/) > [“You are more ready and able to grasp at opportunity when your hands are empty.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christy-hall/you-are-more-ready-and-able-to-grasp-at-opportunity-when-your-hands/) [Christy Hall](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christy-hall/) > [“Occupation: Writer Occupational Hazard: Carpel tunnel Solution: Wrist guards to bed or my hands do all the sleeping Perspective: I've decided my wrist guards…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christy-hall/occupation-writer-occupational-hazard-carpel-tunnel-solution-wrist/) [Christy Hall](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christy-hall/) > [“When I am alone, I drink my tea with pinkie raised, like a kid playing "tea party." At times, a fancy British accent is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christy-hall/when-i-am-alone-i-drink-my-tea-with-pinkie-raised-like-a-kid-playing/) [Christy Hall](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christy-hall/) > [“I have written until I fell asleep with my computer on my lap. That can't be normal.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christy-hall/i-have-written-until-i-fell-asleep-with-my-computer-on-my-lap-that/) [Christy Hall](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christy-hall/) > [“I write because that is what I am supposed to do.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christy-hall/i-write-because-that-is-what-i-am-supposed-to-do/) [Christy Hall](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christy-hall/) > [“I wish my brain had an off switch. Maybe that way I could get some sleep.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christy-hall/i-wish-my-brain-had-an-off-switch-maybe-that-way-i-could-get-some/) [Christy Hall](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christy-hall/) > [“A writer writes. There are no exceptions to this reality. No excuses. Stop wasting time talking about your stories and get them on paper.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christy-hall/a-writer-writes-there-are-no-exceptions-to-this-reality-no-excuses/) [Christy Hall](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christy-hall/) > [“Days become weeks. Weeks become months. Month become years. And years become silence.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christy-hall/days-become-weeks-weeks-become-months-month-become-years-and-years/) [Christy Hall](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christy-hall/) > [“Don't fool yourself. Talking about writing is not the same as actually doing it.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christy-hall/don-t-fool-yourself-talking-about-writing-is-not-the-same-as-actually/) [Christy Hall](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christy-hall/) > [“This life is full of signs, many of which find their way to you exactly when you need them most.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christy-hall/this-life-is-full-of-signs-many-of-which-find-their-way-to-you/) [Christy Hall](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christy-hall/) > [“I look out over my life and see a million question marks with only a few definitive exclamation points. I'm living for the next…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christy-hall/i-look-out-over-my-life-and-see-a-million-question-marks-with-only-a/) [Christy Hall](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christy-hall/) > [“Give all that you can. No more. No less. Every. Single. Day.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christy-hall/give-all-that-you-can-no-more-no-less-every-single-day/) [Christy Hall](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christy-hall/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/humorous-quotes/christy-hall/#itemlist", "name": "9 Humorous-quotes Quotes By Christy Hall", "numberOfItems": 9, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“I mean. You put puppies in a store front, I will stop and giddily stare. Every. Single. 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