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> [“If they were afraid of him, then he must be Satan or something even worse, like maybe Sarah Palin.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephani-hecht/if-they-were-afraid-of-him-then-he-must-be-satan-or-something-even/)

[Stephani Hecht](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephani-hecht/)

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## More by Stephani Hecht

> [“OMG, I am so WTF over it, I’m LOL-ing”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephani-hecht/omg-i-am-so-wtf-over-it-i-m-lol-ing/)

[Stephani Hecht](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephani-hecht/)

> [“All the air seemed to leave Andrew’s lungs as a heavy dash of fear slammed into him. While Shane may be like a brother…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephani-hecht/all-the-air-seemed-to-leave-andrew-s-lungs-as-a-heavy-dash-of-fear/)

[Stephani Hecht](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephani-hecht/)

> [“You think he has some bomb defusing MacGyver contraption cooked up that involves lube, condoms, and a paper clip?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephani-hecht/you-think-he-has-some-bomb-defusing-macgyver-contraption-cooked-up/)

[Stephani Hecht](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephani-hecht/)

> [“If they were afraid of him, then he must be Satan or something even worse, like maybe Sarah Palin.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephani-hecht/if-they-were-afraid-of-him-then-he-must-be-satan-or-something-even/)

[Stephani Hecht](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephani-hecht/)

> [“Logan couldn’t have been more surprised if Satan himself had come up from hell and started ladling soup at a homeless shelter.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephani-hecht/logan-couldn-t-have-been-more-surprised-if-satan-himself-had-come-up/)

[Stephani Hecht](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephani-hecht/)

> [“Kip nervously cleared his throat and said, "I didn't get into detail about our relationship, although the whole world knows we're a couple because…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephani-hecht/kip-nervously-cleared-his-throat-and-said-i-didn-t-get-into-detail/)

[Stephani Hecht](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephani-hecht/)

> [“Trust just doesn’t come because you ask for it. It has to be earned. Even then it’s usually a false word people toss around…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephani-hecht/trust-just-doesn-t-come-because-you-ask-for-it-it-has-to-be-earned/)

[Stephani Hecht](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephani-hecht/)

> [“Get this straight, you can use a Leopard in a mission, you can send him out to kill for you. Hell, you can even…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephani-hecht/get-this-straight-you-can-use-a-leopard-in-a-mission-you-can-send-him/)

[Stephani Hecht](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephani-hecht/)

> [“You don’t always get to chose who you fall in love with”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephani-hecht/you-don-t-always-get-to-chose-who-you-fall-in-love-with/)

[Stephani Hecht](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephani-hecht/)

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