--- title: "15 Humor Quotes By Loretta Chase" description: "15 Humor quotes by Loretta Chase. Plus more from Loretta Chase and more Humor sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7ca/loretta-chase-2027_animal_there-is-no-animal-more-invincible-than_1011192.png" --- > [“There is no animal more invincible than a woman,”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/loretta-chase/there-is-no-animal-more-invincible-than-a-woman/) [Loretta Chase](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/loretta-chase/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7ca/loretta-chase-2027_animal_there-is-no-animal-more-invincible-than_1011192.png) > [“Humor will relieve an awkward moment.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/loretta-chase/humor-will-relieve-an-awkward-moment/) [Loretta Chase](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/loretta-chase/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e52/loretta-chase-2027_awkward_humor-will-relieve-an-awkward-moment-737_737295.png) > [“His conscience smote him. As smitings go, it wasn't much, his conscience being in poor fighting condition.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/loretta-chase/his-conscience-smote-him-as-smitings-go-it-wasn-t-much-his-conscience/) [Loretta Chase](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/loretta-chase/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3f2/loretta-chase-2027_historical_his-conscience-smote-him-as-smitings-go_654404.png) > [“By gad, is that you, Ainswood? I haven't seen you in a dog's age. How's the gout? Still troubling you?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/loretta-chase/by-gad-is-that-you-ainswood-i-haven-t-seen-you-in-a-dog-s-age-how-s/) [Loretta Chase](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/loretta-chase/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/929/loretta-chase-2027_dog_by-gad-is-that-you-ainswood-i-haven-t-se_2594717.png) > [“...he said...Do you understand?" "Yes," she said, heart pounding. "Thank you for explaining it in simple terms, in case my girl brain…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/loretta-chase/he-said-do-you-understand-yes-she-said-heart-pounding-thank-you-for/) [Loretta Chase](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/loretta-chase/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c76/loretta-chase-2027_explaining_he-said-do-you-understand-yes-she-said-h_2810646.png) > [“Orphans? Would you really? Adopt children?" "There are advantages. If they turn out badly, we can blame their natural parents. We can…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/loretta-chase/orphans-would-you-really-adopt-children-there-are-advantages-if-they/) [Loretta Chase](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/loretta-chase/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/384/loretta-chase-2027_adoption_orphans-would-you-really-adopt-children_2389744.png) > [Women don't have a sense of humor. They don't need one. The Almighty made them as a permanent joke on men. From…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/loretta-chase/women-don-t-have-a-sense-of-humor-they-don-t-need-one-the-almighty/) [Loretta Chase](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/loretta-chase/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/389/loretta-chase-2027_almighty_women-don-t-have-a-sense-of-humor-they-d_3188046.png) > [“« You kissed first,” he said. “On the cheek!” “On the cheek, on the lips. All the same to me. Female, kiss.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/loretta-chase/you-kissed-first-he-said-on-the-cheek-on-the-cheek-on-the-lips-all/) [Loretta Chase](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/loretta-chase/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/698/loretta-chase-2027_facts-of-life_you-kissed-first-he-said-on-the-cheek-on_1419846.png) > [“Lydia: What the devil do you mean by creeping up on me? You're suppose to be in a brothel. Vere: I lied.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/loretta-chase/lydia-what-the-devil-do-you-mean-by-creeping-up-on-me-you-re-suppose/) [Loretta Chase](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/loretta-chase/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e58/loretta-chase-2027_banter_lydia-what-the-devil-do-you-mean-by-cree_683544.png) > [“Jessica, you are a pain in the arse, do you know that? If I were not so immensely fond of you, I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/loretta-chase/jessica-you-are-a-pain-in-the-arse-do-you-know-that-if-i-were-not-so/) [Loretta Chase](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/loretta-chase/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6a1/loretta-chase-2027_humor_jessica-you-are-a-pain-in-the-arse-do-yo_1620136.png) > [“I spent hours yesterday talking of little but medical symptoms and insane asylums. And you listened as though it were poetry and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/loretta-chase/i-spent-hours-yesterday-talking-of-little-but-medical-symptoms-and/) [Loretta Chase](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/loretta-chase/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/459/loretta-chase-2027_geeky_i-spent-hours-yesterday-talking-of-littl_2079156.png) > [“Venice she is like the beautiful cortigiana—the courtesan—who has”—Zeggio frowned, searching for the phrase he wanted—“dropped on the hours of trouble.” “Fallen…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/loretta-chase/venice-she-is-like-the-beautiful-cortigiana-the-courtesan-who-has/) [Loretta Chase](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/loretta-chase/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/853/loretta-chase-2027_hard-time_venice-she-is-like-the-beautiful-cortigi_975829.jpg) > [“With the world securely in order, Dain was able to devote the leisurely bath time to editing his mental dictionary. He removed…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/loretta-chase/with-the-world-securely-in-order-dain-was-able-to-devote-the/) [Loretta Chase](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/loretta-chase/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2ba/loretta-chase-2027_five-years_with-the-world-securely-in-order-dain-wa_413382.png) > [“You'll want all your strength for the wedding night." I cannot think why I should need strength," she said, ignoring a host…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/loretta-chase/you-ll-want-all-your-strength-for-the-wedding-night-i-cannot-think/) [Loretta Chase](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/loretta-chase/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ec8/loretta-chase-2027_continued_you-ll-want-all-your-strength-for-the-we_1626712.png) > [“If she had been a normal female, she would have swooned. But she was not normal, never had been. “Good grief, you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/loretta-chase/if-she-had-been-a-normal-female-she-would-have-swooned-but-she-was/) [Loretta Chase](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/loretta-chase/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/460/loretta-chase-2027_dorian_if-she-had-been-a-normal-female-she-woul_1500057.jpg) ## Other authors on Humor - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b018/author-mitch-hedberg-68629.jpg) Mitch Hedberg 251 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/humor/mitch-hedberg/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b010/author-george-w-bush-38036.jpg) George W. Bush 220 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/humor/george-w-bush/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b022/author-steven-wright-87563.jpg) Steven Wright 203 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/humor/steven-wright/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b023/author-terry-pratchett-89528.jpg) Terry Pratchett 181 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/humor/terry-pratchett/) - [Mokokoma Mokhonoana 161 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/humor/mokokoma-mokhonoana/) - [Art Hochberg 156 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/humor/art-hochberg/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b020/author-rick-riordan-79077.jpg) Rick Riordan 123 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/humor/rick-riordan/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b013/author-jerry-coleman-49066.jpg) Jerry Coleman 116 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/humor/jerry-coleman/) - [Mark Twain 112 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/humor/mark-twain/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b010/author-george-carlin-37578.jpg) George Carlin 102 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/humor/george-carlin/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b006/author-cassandra-clare-21529.jpg) Cassandra Clare 100 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/humor/cassandra-clare/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b021/author-rodney-dangerfield-80610.jpg) Rodney Dangerfield 96 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/humor/rodney-dangerfield/) ## More by Loretta Chase > [“Then came her voice in his ear: "I give myself to thee. I give myself to thee. I give myself to thee." And at…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/loretta-chase/then-came-her-voice-in-his-ear-i-give-myself-to-thee-i-give-myself-to/) [Loretta Chase](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/loretta-chase/) > [I don't know who had the training of you," he continued doggedly, "but your morals are shocking. You spent a night in my bed,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/loretta-chase/i-don-t-know-who-had-the-training-of-you-he-continued-doggedly-but/) [Loretta Chase](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/loretta-chase/) > [“Do you remember little Zoe Octavia Lexham?' he said. His aunt cast her pale blue gaze in the direction of the great chandelier, as…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/loretta-chase/do-you-remember-little-zoe-octavia-lexham-he-said-his-aunt-cast-her/) [Loretta Chase](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/loretta-chase/) > [“She swallowed it. So bitter. "Vile," she said. "Vile." "I know, but it helps. Trust me. I know." "Trust you," she said. "Hah." "Clearly…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/loretta-chase/she-swallowed-it-so-bitter-vile-she-said-vile-i-know-but-it-helps/) [Loretta Chase](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/loretta-chase/) > [I love these pet names," she said, gazing soulfully up into his eyes, "Nitwit. Sap skull. Termagant. How they make my heart flutter!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/loretta-chase/i-love-these-pet-names-she-said-gazing-soulfully-up-into-his-eyes/) [Loretta Chase](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/loretta-chase/) > [“Hers was a tone and manner that assured the listener they had only two choices; obedience or death.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/loretta-chase/hers-was-a-tone-and-manner-that-assured-the-listener-they-had-only/) [Loretta Chase](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/loretta-chase/) > [But I liked you from the moment I first heard your voice,” he said, “when I had no idea what you looked like. I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/loretta-chase/but-i-liked-you-from-the-moment-i-first-heard-your-voice-he-said-when/) [Loretta Chase](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/loretta-chase/) > [Just because I squeezed my gigantic bottom into men’s trousers, you needn’t assume my brains have shrunk to masculine size.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/loretta-chase/just-because-i-squeezed-my-gigantic-bottom-into-men-s-trousers-you/) [Loretta Chase](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/loretta-chase/) > [“Pomislila je da razumije kakva je to želja bila: privlačnost, moćno magnetsko strujanje između muškarca i žene, koje ih privlači bliže jedno drugome. Mislila…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/loretta-chase/pomislila-je-da-razumije-kakva-je-to-elja-bila-privla-nost-mo-no/) [Loretta Chase](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/loretta-chase/) > [“He'd forget all that, just as he would forget this night. The memories would linger for a time, but they'd grow dull. The ache…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/loretta-chase/he-d-forget-all-that-just-as-he-would-forget-this-night-the-memories/) [Loretta Chase](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/loretta-chase/) > [Life is not an opera. Scenes belong on the stage.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/loretta-chase/life-is-not-an-opera-scenes-belong-on-the-stage/) [Loretta Chase](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/loretta-chase/) > [Did you know you could kill a person with a hatpin?" she said."I did not," he said. "Do you speak from experience? Have you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/loretta-chase/did-you-know-you-could-kill-a-person-with-a-hatpin-she-said-i-did-not/) [Loretta Chase](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/loretta-chase/) > [You needn't consult me about redecorating. I know no female can live two days in a house and leave anything as it was. I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/loretta-chase/you-needn-t-consult-me-about-redecorating-i-know-no-female-can-live/) [Loretta Chase](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/loretta-chase/) > [“He knew there were no forevers and there was always a way out, yet he lost his way, lost his balance.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/loretta-chase/he-knew-there-were-no-forevers-and-there-was-always-a-way-out-yet-he/) [Loretta Chase](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/loretta-chase/) > [“By gad—do you mean to say I am as important a possession as your cattle?” She pressed her hand to her heart. “Oh, Dain,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/loretta-chase/by-gad-do-you-mean-to-say-i-am-as-important-a-possession-as-your/) [Loretta Chase](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/loretta-chase/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/humor/loretta-chase/#itemlist", "name": "15 Humor Quotes By Loretta Chase", "numberOfItems": 15, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“There is no animal more invincible than a woman,”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Loretta Chase" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/loretta-chase/there-is-no-animal-more-invincible-than-a-woman/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7ca/loretta-chase-2027_animal_there-is-no-animal-more-invincible-than_1011192.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7ca/loretta-chase-2027_animal_there-is-no-animal-more-invincible-than_1011192.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7ca/loretta-chase-2027_animal_there-is-no-animal-more-invincible-than_1011192.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“There is no animal more invincible than a woman,” — Loretta Chase", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Humor will relieve an awkward moment.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Loretta Chase" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/loretta-chase/humor-will-relieve-an-awkward-moment/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e52/loretta-chase-2027_awkward_humor-will-relieve-an-awkward-moment-737_737295.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e52/loretta-chase-2027_awkward_humor-will-relieve-an-awkward-moment-737_737295.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e52/loretta-chase-2027_awkward_humor-will-relieve-an-awkward-moment-737_737295.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Humor will relieve an awkward moment.” — Loretta Chase", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“His conscience smote him. 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Do I have to explain simple facts of life to you? »”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Loretta Chase" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/loretta-chase/you-kissed-first-he-said-on-the-cheek-on-the-cheek-on-the-lips-all/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/698/loretta-chase-2027_facts-of-life_you-kissed-first-he-said-on-the-cheek-on_1419846.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/698/loretta-chase-2027_facts-of-life_you-kissed-first-he-said-on-the-cheek-on_1419846.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/698/loretta-chase-2027_facts-of-life_you-kissed-first-he-said-on-the-cheek-on_1419846.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“You kissed first,” he said. “On the cheek!” “On the cheek, on the lips. All the same to me. 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You didn't even look out the window to make sure I'd gone away.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Loretta Chase" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/loretta-chase/lydia-what-the-devil-do-you-mean-by-creeping-up-on-me-you-re-suppose/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e58/loretta-chase-2027_banter_lydia-what-the-devil-do-you-mean-by-cree_683544.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e58/loretta-chase-2027_banter_lydia-what-the-devil-do-you-mean-by-cree_683544.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e58/loretta-chase-2027_banter_lydia-what-the-devil-do-you-mean-by-cree_683544.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Lydia: What the devil do you mean by creeping up on me? You're suppose to be in a brothel. Vere: I lied. 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Oh Dain, I do believe I shall swoon.\" \"Not now,\" he said crossly. \"I haven't time to pick you up.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Loretta Chase" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/loretta-chase/jessica-you-are-a-pain-in-the-arse-do-you-know-that-if-i-were-not-so/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6a1/loretta-chase-2027_humor_jessica-you-are-a-pain-in-the-arse-do-yo_1620136.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6a1/loretta-chase-2027_humor_jessica-you-are-a-pain-in-the-arse-do-yo_1620136.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6a1/loretta-chase-2027_humor_jessica-you-are-a-pain-in-the-arse-do-yo_1620136.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Jessica, you are a pain in the arse, do you know that? 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He removed his wife from the general category labeled \"Females\" and gave her a section of her own. He made a note that she didn't find him revolting, and proposed several explanations: (a) bad eyesight and faulty hearing, (b)a defect in a portion of her otherwise sound intellect, (c) an inherited Trent eccentricity, or (d) an act of God. Since the Almighty had not done him a single act of kindness in at least twenty-five years, Dain thought it was about bloody time, but he thanked his Heavenly Father all the same, and promised to be as good as he was capable of being.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Loretta Chase" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/loretta-chase/with-the-world-securely-in-order-dain-was-able-to-devote-the/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2ba/loretta-chase-2027_five-years_with-the-world-securely-in-order-dain-wa_413382.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2ba/loretta-chase-2027_five-years_with-the-world-securely-in-order-dain-wa_413382.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2ba/loretta-chase-2027_five-years_with-the-world-securely-in-order-dain-wa_413382.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“With the world securely in order, Dain was able to devote the leisurely bath time to editing his mental…” — Loretta Chase", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 14, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“You'll want all your strength for the wedding night.\" I cannot think why I should need strength,\" she said, ignoring a host of spine-tingling images rising in her mind's eye. \"All I have to do is lie there.\" \"Naked,\" he said grimly. \"Truly?\" She shot him a glance from under her lashes. \"Well, if I must, I must, for you have the advantage of experience in these matters. Still, I do wish you'd told me sooner. I should not have put the modiste to so much trouble about the negligee.\" \"The what?\" \"It was ghastly expensive,\" she said, \"but the silk is as fine as gossamer, and the eyelet work about the neckline is exquisite. Aunt Louisa was horrified. She said only Cyprians wear such things, and it leaves nothing to the imagination.\" Jessica heard him suck in his breath, felt the muscular thigh tense against hers. \"But if it were left to Aunt Louisa,\" she went on,\"I should be covered from my chin to my toes in thick cotton ruffled with monstrosities with little bows and rosebuds. Which is absurd, when an evening gown reveals far more, not to mention--\" \"What color?\" he asked. His low voice had roughened. \"Wine red,\" she said, \"With narrow black ribbons threaded through the neckline. Here.\" She traced a plunging U over her bosom. \"And there's the loveliest openwork over my...well, here.\" She drew her finger over the curve of her breast a bare inch above the nipple. \"And openwork on the right side of the skirt. From here\" --she pointed to her hip--\"down to the hem. And I bought---\" \"Jess.\" Her name was a strangled whisper. \"--slippers to match,\" she continued.\" Black mules with--\" \"Jess.\" In one furious flurry of motion he threw down the reins and hauled her into his lap.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Loretta Chase" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/loretta-chase/you-ll-want-all-your-strength-for-the-wedding-night-i-cannot-think/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ec8/loretta-chase-2027_continued_you-ll-want-all-your-strength-for-the-we_1626712.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ec8/loretta-chase-2027_continued_you-ll-want-all-your-strength-for-the-we_1626712.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ec8/loretta-chase-2027_continued_you-ll-want-all-your-strength-for-the-we_1626712.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“You'll want all your strength for the wedding night.\" I cannot think why I should need strength,\" she said…” — Loretta Chase", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 15, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“If she had been a normal female, she would have swooned. But she was not normal, never had been. “Good grief, you are impossibly handsome,” she said breathlessly. “I vow, I have never experienced the like. For an instant, my brain stopped altogether. I must say, my lord, you do clean up well. But next time, I wish you would call out a warning before you come into view, and give me a chance to brace myself for the onslaught.” Something dark flickered in his eyes. Then a corner of his hard mouth quirked up. “Miss Adams, you have an interesting — a unique — way with a compliment.” The trace of a smile disoriented her further. “It is a unique experience,” she said. “I never knew my brain to shut off before, not while I was full awake. 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