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title: "34 Humor Quotes By Julie Kagawa"
description: "34 Humor quotes by Julie Kagawa. Plus more from Julie Kagawa and more Humor sayings from other authors."
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> [“It seemed Lady Luck hated me worse than usual.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julie-kagawa/it-seemed-lady-luck-hated-me-worse-than-usual/)

[Julie Kagawa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julie-kagawa/)

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> [“Right, cause I'm bleeding all over the place for shits and giggles.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julie-kagawa/right-cause-i-m-bleeding-all-over-the-place-for-shits-and-giggles/)

[Julie Kagawa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julie-kagawa/)

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> [“Oh, look at that, he's heard of me. My fame grows.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julie-kagawa/oh-look-at-that-he-s-heard-of-me-my-fame-grows/)

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> [“If you two need my help, just scream.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julie-kagawa/if-you-two-need-my-help-just-scream/)

[Julie Kagawa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julie-kagawa/)

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> [“Idiot. I told you not to fight the horse thing.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julie-kagawa/idiot-i-told-you-not-to-fight-the-horse-thing/)

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> [“So…" He picked a yellow cat skull out of an alcove, turned it toward me, and moved the jaws up and down…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julie-kagawa/so-he-picked-a-yellow-cat-skull-out-of-an-alcove-turned-it-toward-me/)

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> [“I rolled my eyes." Has anyone told you you have the maturity level of a four-year-old?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julie-kagawa/i-rolled-my-eyes-has-anyone-told-you-you-have-the-maturity-level-of-a/)

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> [“Oh that looked painful," called another Puck, a little farther down. "We really need to talk about your anger-management problems.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julie-kagawa/oh-that-looked-painful-called-another-puck-a-little-farther-down-we/)

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> [“When I said I'd follow you to hell and back, I wasn't trying to be literal, princess.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julie-kagawa/when-i-said-i-d-follow-you-to-hell-and-back-i-wasn-t-trying-to-be/)

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> [“Oh, don't mind me," came an extremely sarcastic voice near the wall. “You two go ahead and make out–I'll just sit here…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julie-kagawa/oh-don-t-mind-me-came-an-extremely-sarcastic-voice-near-the-wall-you/)

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> [“The Nevernever," she murmured, almost to herself, "I'm in the Nevernever. I'm in freaking faeryland.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julie-kagawa/the-nevernever-she-murmured-almost-to-herself-i-m-in-the-nevernever-i/)

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> [“Oh, goodie," Puck said as I stepped forward. "I'm going to have a rash in the most uncomfortable places.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julie-kagawa/oh-goodie-puck-said-as-i-stepped-forward-i-m-going-to-have-a-rash-in/)

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> [“I sheathed my blade and glared at him. "And here I almost thought you weren't a complete bastard." "Well, that's your mistake,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julie-kagawa/i-sheathed-my-blade-and-glared-at-him-and-here-i-almost-thought-you/)

[Julie Kagawa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julie-kagawa/)

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> [“Bad kitty!" Razor buzzed again from Keirran's shoulder. His huge ears flapped as he bounced up and down. "Evil, bad kitty! Shave…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julie-kagawa/bad-kitty-razor-buzzed-again-from-keirran-s-shoulder-his-huge-ears/)

[Julie Kagawa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julie-kagawa/)

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> [“Kenzie took two staggering steps backward, staring at the feeline as if in a daze. "O-kay," she breathed, shaking her head slightly.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julie-kagawa/kenzie-took-two-staggering-steps-backward-staring-at-the-feeline-as/)

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> [“So, anyway." Jackal's impatient voice broke through our cold standoff. "Not to interrupt this riveting family drama, but are we going to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julie-kagawa/so-anyway-jackal-s-impatient-voice-broke-through-our-cold-standoff/)

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> [“Bad kitty!" he screeched, snarling and baring his fangs at Grimalkin, who yawned and turned away to groom his tail. "Evil, evil,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julie-kagawa/bad-kitty-he-screeched-snarling-and-baring-his-fangs-at-grimalkin-who/)

[Julie Kagawa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julie-kagawa/)

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> [“Geez, you guys. I know I'm popular and all, but seriously, you're a bit too co-dependent for me. I'm going to need…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julie-kagawa/geez-you-guys-i-know-i-m-popular-and-all-but-seriously-you-re-a-bit/)

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> [“Now we're going to save a bunch of dirty meatsacks from a bunch of dirty cannibals? Why don't we rescue some orphaned…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julie-kagawa/now-we-re-going-to-save-a-bunch-of-dirty-meatsacks-from-a-bunch-of/)

[Julie Kagawa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julie-kagawa/)

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> [“You wound me, prince." Puck looked anything but hurt, and I crossed my arms. "Um, I guess you're still mad about that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julie-kagawa/you-wound-me-prince-puck-looked-anything-but-hurt-and-i-crossed-my/)

[Julie Kagawa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julie-kagawa/)

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> [“So, it's the ever popular Firstborn Child of Doom prophecy,huh, ice-boy? How very cliche. Why can't it ever be the third nephew…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julie-kagawa/so-it-s-the-ever-popular-firstborn-child-of-doom-prophecy-huh-ice-boy/)

[Julie Kagawa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julie-kagawa/)

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> [“Ash sighed. "Don't say anything, Goodfellow." "What? Me?" I grinned at him. "Say something? I'm not the type who would point out…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julie-kagawa/ash-sighed-don-t-say-anything-goodfellow-what-me-i-grinned-at-him-say/)

[Julie Kagawa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julie-kagawa/)

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> [“Hmm. I suppose not everyone can have a cat's perfect night vision, but still..." Puck snorted. "Yeah, your perfect kitty vision does…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julie-kagawa/hmm-i-suppose-not-everyone-can-have-a-cat-s-perfect-night-vision-but/)

[Julie Kagawa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julie-kagawa/)

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> [“If you two do not stop,” Kanin said without turning around, “I am going to find another road to Eden without you.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julie-kagawa/if-you-two-do-not-stop-kanin-said-without-turning-around-i-am-going/)

[Julie Kagawa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julie-kagawa/)

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> [“Did you say you were going into Tir Na Nog? Lemme guess - you met with our lovely queen, she threatened to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julie-kagawa/did-you-say-you-were-going-into-tir-na-nog-lemme-guess-you-met-with/)

[Julie Kagawa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julie-kagawa/)

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> [“Glitter and streamers of light swirled around us, and a chorus of tiny voices sang out a single note. I winced, knowing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julie-kagawa/glitter-and-streamers-of-light-swirled-around-us-and-a-chorus-of-tiny/)

[Julie Kagawa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julie-kagawa/)

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> [“What just like that? You're not going to tell the chicken plucker you're leaving?" "She already knows," Grimalkin said picking his way…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julie-kagawa/what-just-like-that-you-re-not-going-to-tell-the-chicken-plucker-you/)

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> [“It is the iron." Grimalkin picked his way over a puddle, then leaped atop a fallen tree, shaking out his paws."This close…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julie-kagawa/it-is-the-iron-grimalkin-picked-his-way-over-a-puddle-then-leaped/)

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> [“Once upon a time, I had two close friends. Shocking, I know, given my natural charm, but there are those who just…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julie-kagawa/once-upon-a-time-i-had-two-close-friends-shocking-i-know-given-my/)

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> [“Bravo," said Grimalkin, peering down from Cold Tom's chest. "The Winter prince and Oberon's jester agreeing on something. The world must be…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julie-kagawa/bravo-said-grimalkin-peering-down-from-cold-tom-s-chest-the-winter/)

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> [“Quaint and picturesque, though I didn't voice my opinion out loud. Keirran and Annwyl were faeries, and Kenzie was a girl, so…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julie-kagawa/quaint-and-picturesque-though-i-didn-t-voice-my-opinion-out-loud/)

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> [“Razor appeared on his shoulder with a buzzing laugh. "Stupid goblins," he crowed, bouncing up and down, making Kierran sigh. "Funny, stupid…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julie-kagawa/razor-appeared-on-his-shoulder-with-a-buzzing-laugh-stupid-goblins-he/)

[Julie Kagawa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julie-kagawa/)

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> [“Don't tell me you fell something for the little . . . oh.' The vampire blinked, then curled his lip back, disgust…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julie-kagawa/don-t-tell-me-you-fell-something-for-the-little-oh-the-vampire/)

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> [“I'm trying to keep your safe!" Puck exploded, whirling on me. His eyes feverish, and I shrank back. "This isn't a game,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julie-kagawa/i-m-trying-to-keep-your-safe-puck-exploded-whirling-on-me-his-eyes/)

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## More by Julie Kagawa

> [“Ash,” Mab crooned as he drew near. “My poor boy. Rowan told me what happened between the two of you, but I know you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julie-kagawa/ash-mab-crooned-as-he-drew-near-my-poor-boy-rowan-told-me-what/)

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> [“As Annwyl turned away, Keirran rose swiftly, not touching her but very close. "I'm not afraid of exile," he said quietly, and the Summer…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julie-kagawa/as-annwyl-turned-away-keirran-rose-swiftly-not-touching-her-but-very/)

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> [“The nurse whirled and fixed him with a gimlet eye. “You—” she began, then threw her hands up. “Go get ready, idiot. You’ve been…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julie-kagawa/the-nurse-whirled-and-fixed-him-with-a-gimlet-eye-you-she-began-then/)

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> [“Don't worry too much about him, Meghan. Robin Goodfellow has always been extra-ordinarily difficult to kill." -Ash”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julie-kagawa/don-t-worry-too-much-about-him-meghan-robin-goodfellow-has-always/)

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> [“Oh, come on. I want to see the big-spiky-ball thing." "You do not need a flail." Kanin scowled, as though imagining what I could…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julie-kagawa/oh-come-on-i-want-to-see-the-big-spiky-ball-thing-you-do-not-need-a/)

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> [“Ruth's mouth dropped open, her delicate face contorting in outrage. 'Steal? How dare you! I don't steal!' 'That's good,' I went on, smirking at…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julie-kagawa/ruth-s-mouth-dropped-open-her-delicate-face-contorting-in-outrage/)

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> [“His forehead bumped softly against mine, his brilliant silver gaze searing into me. "I plan to keep you, from everyone, for as long as…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julie-kagawa/his-forehead-bumped-softly-against-mine-his-brilliant-silver-gaze/)

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> [“So nice to see you, human,” a voice purred from an overhead branch. Grimalkin sniffed, looking from me to Keirran, and smiled. “How amusing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julie-kagawa/so-nice-to-see-you-human-a-voice-purred-from-an-overhead-branch/)

[Julie Kagawa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julie-kagawa/)

> [“Human?' The girl cocked her head the other way. I caught a glimpse of pink gills under her chin. 'My sisters told me stories…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julie-kagawa/human-the-girl-cocked-her-head-the-other-way-i-caught-a-glimpse-of/)

[Julie Kagawa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julie-kagawa/)

> [“Try Not to bleed so much on the thorns," he said as I jabbed myself in the palm and hissed in pain. "Right Now,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julie-kagawa/try-not-to-bleed-so-much-on-the-thorns-he-said-as-i-jabbed-myself-in/)

[Julie Kagawa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julie-kagawa/)

> [“Ethan stood there, his face blue and wrinkled, his lips pulled into a rictus grin. In one hand, he clutched a butcher knife. Blood…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julie-kagawa/ethan-stood-there-his-face-blue-and-wrinkled-his-lips-pulled-into-a/)

[Julie Kagawa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julie-kagawa/)

> [“Care to join me, Goodfellow?” “Oh, ice-boy. A moonlight stroll with you? Do you even have to ask?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julie-kagawa/care-to-join-me-goodfellow-oh-ice-boy-a-moonlight-stroll-with-you-do/)

[Julie Kagawa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julie-kagawa/)

> [“I sagged to my knees as the adrenaline wore off and my muscles started to shake, leaving me weak and nearly hyperventilating. I could…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julie-kagawa/i-sagged-to-my-knees-as-the-adrenaline-wore-off-and-my-muscles/)

[Julie Kagawa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julie-kagawa/)

> [“Without St. George, that balance would tip. Without the Order, there would be nothing to stop Talon and the Elder Wyrm from achieving what…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julie-kagawa/without-st-george-that-balance-would-tip-without-the-order-there/)

[Julie Kagawa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julie-kagawa/)

> [ “This would be so much easier if \[Allie\] hadn't killed the jeep." "For the last time," I growled at \[Jackal\]. "I just pointed out… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julie-kagawa/this-would-be-so-much-easier-if-allie-hadn-t-killed-the-jeep-for-the/)

[Julie Kagawa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julie-kagawa/)

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                        "text": "“Bad kitty!\" he screeched, snarling and baring his fangs at Grimalkin, who yawned and turned away to groom his tail. \"Evil, evil, sneaky kitty! Bite your head off in your sleep, I will! Hang you by your toes and set you on fire! Burn, Burn!\" -Razor”",
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                        "text": "“Geez, you guys. I know I'm popular and all, but seriously, you're a bit too co-dependent for me. I'm going to need you to step away from my personal bubble.\" A wispy vine-woman curled ivy tendrils around his arm, and he sliced through them with his dagger. \"No! Bad Wraith! No touchie!”",
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                        "text": "“Now we're going to save a bunch of dirty meatsacks from a bunch of dirty cannibals? Why don't we rescue some orphaned kittens and put food out for stray puppies while we're at it?”",
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                        "text": "“So, it's the ever popular Firstborn Child of Doom prophecy,huh, ice-boy? How very cliche. Why can't it ever be the third nephew twice removed who's fated to destroy the worls? Iron Prophecy: The Iron Fey~ Puck”",
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                        "text": "“Ash sighed. \"Don't say anything, Goodfellow.\" \"What? Me?\" I grinned at him. \"Say something? I'm not the type who would point out that, for once, this absurd situation isn't my fault. Of Course, I know better than to make deals with crazy Exile Queens with goddess complexes. And if I did, I would expect them to call in the favor at the worst possible time. But I'm certainly not one to rub it in. That would just be wrong.\" Ash pinched the bridge of his nose. \"I'm beginning to regret inviting you.\" \"You wound me deeply Prince.\" --- Puck”",
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                        "text": "“Hmm. I suppose not everyone can have a cat's perfect night vision, but still...\" Puck snorted. \"Yeah, your perfect kitty vision does us no good if you don't warn us that something is coming once in a while. Poofing away doesn't count. This way, we can at least have a heads-up.\" The cat thumped his tail. \"Additionally, you can paint a neon sign over our heads that says, 'Easy meal, follow the flashing lights.”",
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                        "text": "“If you two do not stop,” Kanin said without turning around, “I am going to find another road to Eden without you. James, it has been two days. Let it go.” “Whatever you say, old man,” Jackal said, holding his hands up. “Though I don’t know why you’re complaining. You got your little spawn back. You must be so proud.”",
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                        "text": "“Did you say you were going into Tir Na Nog? Lemme guess - you met with our lovely queen, she threatened to turn you into lemurs or something ridiculous and then she told you to go complete some ludicrously impossible task for her. Am I right?” When we nodded, he shook his head. “I thought so. Well, you know what this means, don’t you?” “Yes.” Keirran’s eyes were hard as he faced Puck, his expression one of grim determination. “We have to find a way into Winter.”",
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                        "text": "“Glitter and streamers of light swirled around us, and a chorus of tiny voices sang out a single note. I winced, knowing there was only one person who thought a normal entrance, like walking through a door, wasn’t good enough for her; she had to announce her presence with sparkle and glitter and St. Peter’s choir.”",
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                        "text": "“What just like that? You're not going to tell the chicken plucker you're leaving?\" \"She already knows,\" Grimalkin said picking his way across the yard. \"And incidentally, 'the old chicken plucker' can hear every word you say, so I suggest we hurry. After she is done with the fowl, she intends to come after you as well.”",
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                        "text": "“It is the iron.\" Grimalkin picked his way over a puddle, then leaped atop a fallen tree, shaking out his paws.\"This close to the false king's realm, his influence is stronger that ever. It will be worse once you are actually within its borders.\" Puck snorted.\"Doesn't seem like it's affecting you much, Cat.\" That is because I am smarter than you and prepare for these things.\" \"Really? How would you prepare for me tossing you into a lake?”",
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