--- title: "Best Humor Quotes by Julia Quinn" description: "57 Humor quotes by Julia Quinn. Plus more from Julia Quinn and more Humor sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4d7/julia-quinn-282_danger_i-wasn-t-in-any-danger-henry-said-quickl_2197648.jpg" --- > [“I wasn't in any danger," Henry said quickly. "Dunford likes to exaggerate." "He does?" Alex asked, raising his brows. "He was very…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julia-quinn/i-wasn-t-in-any-danger-henry-said-quickly-dunford-likes-to-exaggerate/) [Julia Quinn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julia-quinn/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4d7/julia-quinn-282_danger_i-wasn-t-in-any-danger-henry-said-quickl_2197648.jpg) > [“At any rate," she prattled on, awkwardness making her words run together, "I really can't get up to get my clothing, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julia-quinn/at-any-rate-she-prattled-on-awkwardness-making-her-words-run-together/) [Julia Quinn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julia-quinn/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/96c/julia-quinn-282_awkwardness_at-any-rate-she-prattled-on-awkwardness_459568.jpg) > [“Alex finally turned around and noticed that there were three women in the room. He quickly swept his eyes over them, taking…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julia-quinn/alex-finally-turned-around-and-noticed-that-there-were-three-women-in/) [Julia Quinn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julia-quinn/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/155/julia-quinn-282_humor_alex-finally-turned-around-and-noticed-t_1018770.jpg) > [“Even Colin - the golden boy, the man with the easy smile and devilish humor - had raw spots of his own.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julia-quinn/even-colin-the-golden-boy-the-man-with-the-easy-smile-and-devilish/) [Julia Quinn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julia-quinn/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/305/julia-quinn-282_golden-boy_even-colin-the-golden-boy-the-man-with-t_385240.jpg) > [“Alex strode through a doorway and kicked the door shut, finally dumping Emma down upon a large four-poster bed. She immediately made…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julia-quinn/alex-strode-through-a-doorway-and-kicked-the-door-shut-finally/) [Julia Quinn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julia-quinn/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/601/julia-quinn-282_humor_alex-strode-through-a-doorway-and-kicked_89771.jpg) > [“Oh, go right ahead,' she replied. 'You seem to have such an affinity for canines.' 'Clearly,' he shot back, keeping his voice…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julia-quinn/oh-go-right-ahead-she-replied-you-seem-to-have-such-an-affinity-for/) [Julia Quinn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julia-quinn/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9a2/julia-quinn-282_dialogue_oh-go-right-ahead-she-replied-you-seem-t_2684999.jpg) > [“Consanguinity has never seemed to be one of your prerequisites for plain speaking.” “Touché,” she returned, giving him a single nod of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julia-quinn/consanguinity-has-never-seemed-to-be-one-of-your-prerequisites-for/) [Julia Quinn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julia-quinn/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/779/julia-quinn-282_applaud_consanguinity-has-never-seemed-to-be-one_838759.jpg) > [“They climbed up into the carriage and were on their way. Henry caught her bonnet on the doorframe as she was getting…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julia-quinn/they-climbed-up-into-the-carriage-and-were-on-their-way-henry-caught/) [Julia Quinn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julia-quinn/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1d2/julia-quinn-282_humor_they-climbed-up-into-the-carriage-and-we_2996352.jpg) > [“Well,” he said with an affected sigh, “you have my approval, at least.” “Why?” Hyacinth asked suspiciously. “It would be an excellent…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julia-quinn/well-he-said-with-an-affected-sigh-you-have-my-approval-at-least-why/) [Julia Quinn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julia-quinn/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/512/julia-quinn-282_bridgerton_well-he-said-with-an-affected-sigh-you-h_1417814.jpg) > [“This is a wonderful day,” Anthony was muttering to himself. “A wonderful day.” He looked up sharply at Gareth. “You don’t have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julia-quinn/this-is-a-wonderful-day-anthony-was-muttering-to-himself-a-wonderful/) [Julia Quinn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julia-quinn/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/355/julia-quinn-282_bridgerton_this-is-a-wonderful-day-anthony-was-mutt_949227.jpg) > [“But just for the sake of argument, let's say I am cornered. Or perhaps I am in the middle of a crowded…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julia-quinn/but-just-for-the-sake-of-argument-let-s-say-i-am-cornered-or-perhaps/) [Julia Quinn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julia-quinn/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ee2/julia-quinn-282_humor_but-just-for-the-sake-of-argument-let-s_234735.jpg) > [“On the way over, however, it slid off the shovel and onto Henry's shoes. Pity, that. She whirled around. He waited for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julia-quinn/on-the-way-over-however-it-slid-off-the-shovel-and-onto-henry-s-shoes/) [Julia Quinn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julia-quinn/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/657/julia-quinn-282_humor_on-the-way-over-however-it-slid-off-the_682402.jpg) > [“The youngest one,” she interrupted. “The youngest son, I mean. The one who is unmarried.” “I know who he is.” “Very well,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julia-quinn/the-youngest-one-she-interrupted-the-youngest-son-i-mean-the-one-who/) [Julia Quinn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julia-quinn/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1e2/julia-quinn-282_friends_the-youngest-one-she-interrupted-the-you_954467.jpg) > [“Two hours later he was ready to kill her. Even his outraged mind, however, recognized that murder was not a viable option,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julia-quinn/two-hours-later-he-was-ready-to-kill-her-even-his-outraged-mind/) [Julia Quinn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julia-quinn/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0a1/julia-quinn-282_humor_two-hours-later-he-was-ready-to-kill-her_2770428.jpg) > [“If someone loved you -someone decent and kind that is- you had a responsibility not to trample all over her heart. And…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julia-quinn/if-someone-loved-you-someone-decent-and-kind-that-is-you-had-a/) [Julia Quinn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julia-quinn/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/595/julia-quinn-282_first-place_if-someone-loved-you-someone-decent-and_451223.jpg) > [“Tarryton did so, but not before saying, "I wouldn't be surprised if Billington came up to scratch on this gel." "Billington, Farnsworth,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julia-quinn/tarryton-did-so-but-not-before-saying-i-wouldn-t-be-surprised-if/) [Julia Quinn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julia-quinn/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/070/julia-quinn-282_humor_tarryton-did-so-but-not-before-saying-i_633903.jpg) > [“He watched her as she carried the stone over to one of the walls and set it down. She exhaled and wiped…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julia-quinn/he-watched-her-as-she-carried-the-stone-over-to-one-of-the-walls-and/) [Julia Quinn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julia-quinn/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/01a/julia-quinn-282_humor_he-watched-her-as-she-carried-the-stone_428139.jpg) ## Other authors on Humor - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b018/author-mitch-hedberg-68629.jpg) Mitch Hedberg 251 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/humor/mitch-hedberg/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b010/author-george-w-bush-38036.jpg) George W. Bush 220 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/humor/george-w-bush/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b022/author-steven-wright-87563.jpg) Steven Wright 203 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/humor/steven-wright/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b023/author-terry-pratchett-89528.jpg) Terry Pratchett 181 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/humor/terry-pratchett/) - [Mokokoma Mokhonoana 161 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/humor/mokokoma-mokhonoana/) - [Art Hochberg 156 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/humor/art-hochberg/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b020/author-rick-riordan-79077.jpg) Rick Riordan 123 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/humor/rick-riordan/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b013/author-jerry-coleman-49066.jpg) Jerry Coleman 116 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/humor/jerry-coleman/) - [Mark Twain 112 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/humor/mark-twain/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b010/author-george-carlin-37578.jpg) George Carlin 102 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/humor/george-carlin/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b006/author-cassandra-clare-21529.jpg) Cassandra Clare 100 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/humor/cassandra-clare/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b021/author-rodney-dangerfield-80610.jpg) Rodney Dangerfield 96 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/humor/rodney-dangerfield/) ## More by Julia Quinn > [“what a sad pair we are," she said. "Surely we can manage a conversation on a topic other than our respective terrible evenings.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julia-quinn/what-a-sad-pair-we-are-she-said-surely-we-can-manage-a-conversation/) [Julia Quinn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julia-quinn/) > [It was the one dream he'd never permitted himself to consider.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julia-quinn/it-was-the-one-dream-he-d-never-permitted-himself-to-consider/) [Julia Quinn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julia-quinn/) > [But Hyacinth Bridgerton, who at ten should have known the least about kisses of anyone, just blinked thoughtfully, and said, " I think it's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julia-quinn/but-hyacinth-bridgerton-who-at-ten-should-have-known-the-least-about/) [Julia Quinn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julia-quinn/) > [Daphne," he said with controlled gentleness, "what is wrong?" She sat down opposite him and placed a hand on his cheek. "I'm so insensitive,"…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julia-quinn/daphne-he-said-with-controlled-gentleness-what-is-wrong-she-sat-down/) [Julia Quinn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julia-quinn/) > [You are always looking at people like this.” And then she made a face, one he couldn’t possibly begin to describe. “If I ever…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julia-quinn/you-are-always-looking-at-people-like-this-and-then-she-made-a-face/) [Julia Quinn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julia-quinn/) > [“Charlotte had tried to read his work. It seemed only polite, after all, given that they were neighbors. But after a while, she'd simply…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julia-quinn/charlotte-had-tried-to-read-his-work-it-seemed-only-polite-after-all/) [Julia Quinn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julia-quinn/) > [“Yes?" "When you said you weren't angry..." "Yes?" "Were you?" "I was rather annoyed," he admitted. "But not angry?" She sounded as if she…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julia-quinn/yes-when-you-said-you-weren-t-angry-yes-were-you-i-was-rather-annoyed/) [Julia Quinn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julia-quinn/) > [Daniel held himself very still, waiting for the wave of jealousy that never came. He was furious with the man who’d taken advantage of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julia-quinn/daniel-held-himself-very-still-waiting-for-the-wave-of-jealousy-that/) [Julia Quinn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julia-quinn/) > [“ "What do you say, Miss Lyndon? Shall we have a go at it?" " 'Shall we have a go at it?' " Ellie…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julia-quinn/what-do-you-say-miss-lyndon-shall-we-have-a-go-at-it-shall-we-have-a/) [Julia Quinn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julia-quinn/) > [“Just curious,she mouthed. "What? I didn't catch that." Jjuussttccuurriioouuss.She drew it out this time, hoping he'd be able to read her lips. "If you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julia-quinn/just-curious-she-mouthed-what-i-didn-t-catch-that/) [Julia Quinn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julia-quinn/) > [“It was nearly impossible to keep anything a secret, especially from her sisters, the youngest of whom—Hyacinth—could probably have won the war against Napoleon…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julia-quinn/it-was-nearly-impossible-to-keep-anything-a-secret-especially-from/) [Julia Quinn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julia-quinn/) > [“Something important is always about to happen... And if not, you'd do well to act as if it were. You'll enjoy life better that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julia-quinn/something-important-is-always-about-to-happen-and-if-not-you-d-do/) [Julia Quinn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julia-quinn/) > [“Sophie picked her way through the forest, stepping over tree roots, and pushing aside low-lying branches, letting them snap back behind her with reckless…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julia-quinn/sophie-picked-her-way-through-the-forest-stepping-over-tree-roots-and/) [Julia Quinn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julia-quinn/) > [People will think you're courting me.' 'Nonsense, everyone knows I don't court respectable women.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julia-quinn/people-will-think-you-re-courting-me-nonsense-everyone-knows-i-don-t/) [Julia Quinn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julia-quinn/) > [“If you cannot recognize the problem, there is no way that I could explain it to you." He laughed, damn the man. "My goodness,"…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julia-quinn/if-you-cannot-recognize-the-problem-there-is-no-way-that-i-could/) [Julia Quinn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julia-quinn/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/humor/julia-quinn/#itemlist", "name": "Best Humor Quotes by Julia Quinn", "numberOfItems": 17, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“I wasn't in any danger,\" Henry said quickly. \"Dunford likes to exaggerate.\" \"He does?\" Alex asked, raising his brows. \"He was very anxious,\" she told him, then turned to Emma as if she had to explain. \"He gets very anxious.\" \"Anxious?\" Emma echoed. \"Dunford?\" Alex asked at the very same time. \"You must be joking,\" Emma added, in a tone that suggested there could be no other possible alternative.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Julia Quinn" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julia-quinn/i-wasn-t-in-any-danger-henry-said-quickly-dunford-likes-to-exaggerate/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4d7/julia-quinn-282_danger_i-wasn-t-in-any-danger-henry-said-quickl_2197648.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4d7/julia-quinn-282_danger_i-wasn-t-in-any-danger-henry-said-quickl_2197648.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4d7/julia-quinn-282_danger_i-wasn-t-in-any-danger-henry-said-quickl_2197648.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I wasn't in any danger,\" Henry said quickly. \"Dunford likes to exaggerate.\" \"He does?\" Alex asked, raising…” — Julia Quinn", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“At any rate,\" she prattled on, awkwardness making her words run together, \"I really can't get up to get my clothing, and my dressing gown appears to be just out of reach. 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'You seem to have such an affinity for canines.' 'Clearly,' he shot back, keeping his voice low so that Mary could not hear, 'they are not so different from women. Both breeds hang on my every word.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Julia Quinn" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julia-quinn/oh-go-right-ahead-she-replied-you-seem-to-have-such-an-affinity-for/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9a2/julia-quinn-282_dialogue_oh-go-right-ahead-she-replied-you-seem-t_2684999.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9a2/julia-quinn-282_dialogue_oh-go-right-ahead-she-replied-you-seem-t_2684999.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9a2/julia-quinn-282_dialogue_oh-go-right-ahead-she-replied-you-seem-t_2684999.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Oh, go right ahead,' she replied. 'You seem to have such an affinity for canines.' 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This I applaud wholeheartedly.” “I am aquiver with glee.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Julia Quinn" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julia-quinn/consanguinity-has-never-seemed-to-be-one-of-your-prerequisites-for/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/779/julia-quinn-282_applaud_consanguinity-has-never-seemed-to-be-one_838759.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/779/julia-quinn-282_applaud_consanguinity-has-never-seemed-to-be-one_838759.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/779/julia-quinn-282_applaud_consanguinity-has-never-seemed-to-be-one_838759.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Consanguinity has never seemed to be one of your prerequisites for plain speaking.” “Touché,” she returned…” — Julia Quinn", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 8, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“They climbed up into the carriage and were on their way. Henry caught her bonnet on the doorframe as she was getting in, a circumstance which caused her to mutter most ungraciously under her breath. Dunford thought he heard her say, \"Bloody bleeding blooming bonnet,\" but he couldn't be certain.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Julia Quinn" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julia-quinn/they-climbed-up-into-the-carriage-and-were-on-their-way-henry-caught/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1d2/julia-quinn-282_humor_they-climbed-up-into-the-carriage-and-we_2996352.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1d2/julia-quinn-282_humor_they-climbed-up-into-the-carriage-and-we_2996352.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1d2/julia-quinn-282_humor_they-climbed-up-into-the-carriage-and-we_2996352.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“They climbed up into the carriage and were on their way. 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She shook her head. “How on earth Mother managed to give birth to seven perfectly normal children and one freak is beyond me.\" \"Thith way to the nurthery.” Gregory laughed as she headed back into the room. “With the thcrumptious little Tharah and Thamuel Thinclair. Oh, yeth, and don’t forget wee little Thuthannah!”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Julia Quinn" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julia-quinn/well-he-said-with-an-affected-sigh-you-have-my-approval-at-least-why/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/512/julia-quinn-282_bridgerton_well-he-said-with-an-affected-sigh-you-h_1417814.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/512/julia-quinn-282_bridgerton_well-he-said-with-an-affected-sigh-you-h_1417814.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/512/julia-quinn-282_bridgerton_well-he-said-with-an-affected-sigh-you-h_1417814.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Well,” he said with an affected sigh, “you have my approval, at least.” “Why?” Hyacinth asked suspiciously…” — Julia Quinn", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 10, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“This is a wonderful day,” Anthony was muttering to himself. “A wonderful day.” He looked up sharply at Gareth. “You don’t have sisters, do you?” “None,” Gareth confirmed. “I am in possession of four,” Anthony said, tossing back at least a third of the contents of his glass. “Four. 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Gareth choked on his drink. “It’s good, isn’t it?” Anthony said, looking at the bottle. “Aged twenty-four years.” “I don’t believe I’ve ever ingested anything quite so ancient,” Gareth murmured.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Julia Quinn" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julia-quinn/this-is-a-wonderful-day-anthony-was-muttering-to-himself-a-wonderful/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/355/julia-quinn-282_bridgerton_this-is-a-wonderful-day-anthony-was-mutt_949227.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/355/julia-quinn-282_bridgerton_this-is-a-wonderful-day-anthony-was-mutt_949227.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/355/julia-quinn-282_bridgerton_this-is-a-wonderful-day-anthony-was-mutt_949227.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“This is a wonderful day,” Anthony was muttering to himself. “A wonderful day.” He looked up sharply at…” — Julia Quinn", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 11, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“But just for the sake of argument, let's say I am cornered. Or perhaps I am in the middle of a crowded ballroom and do not want to make a scene. If you were flirting with a young lady who had just told you not to call her sweetheart, what would you do?\" \"I would accede to her wishes and bid her good night,\" he said starchily. \"You would not!\" Henry accused with a playful smile. \"You're a terrible rake, Dunford. Belle told me.\" \"Belle talks too much,\" he muttered.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Julia Quinn" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julia-quinn/but-just-for-the-sake-of-argument-let-s-say-i-am-cornered-or-perhaps/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ee2/julia-quinn-282_humor_but-just-for-the-sake-of-argument-let-s_234735.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ee2/julia-quinn-282_humor_but-just-for-the-sake-of-argument-let-s_234735.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ee2/julia-quinn-282_humor_but-just-for-the-sake-of-argument-let-s_234735.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“But just for the sake of argument, let's say I am cornered. 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He…” — Julia Quinn", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 13, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“The youngest one,” she interrupted. “The youngest son, I mean. The one who is unmarried.” “I know who he is.” “Very well, then. What is wrong with him?” At that she cocked her head to the side and waited expectantly. He thought for a moment. “Nothing.” “You—wait.” She blinked. “Nothing?” He shook his head, then shifted his weight a little; his good foot was beginning to fall asleep. “Nothing comes immediately to mind.” It was true. She could do a good deal worse than Gregory Bridgerton. “Really?” she asked suspiciously. “You find nothing at all objectionable about him.” Marcus pretended to think about this a bit longer. Clearly he was supposed to be playing a role here, probably that of the villain. Or if not that, then the grumpy old man. “I suppose he’s a bit young,” he said.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Julia Quinn" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julia-quinn/the-youngest-one-she-interrupted-the-youngest-son-i-mean-the-one-who/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1e2/julia-quinn-282_friends_the-youngest-one-she-interrupted-the-you_954467.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1e2/julia-quinn-282_friends_the-youngest-one-she-interrupted-the-you_954467.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1e2/julia-quinn-282_friends_the-youngest-one-she-interrupted-the-you_954467.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“The youngest one,” she interrupted. “The youngest son, I mean. 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Didn't everyone hate spiders?”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Julia Quinn" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julia-quinn/two-hours-later-he-was-ready-to-kill-her-even-his-outraged-mind/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0a1/julia-quinn-282_humor_two-hours-later-he-was-ready-to-kill-her_2770428.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0a1/julia-quinn-282_humor_two-hours-later-he-was-ready-to-kill-her_2770428.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0a1/julia-quinn-282_humor_two-hours-later-he-was-ready-to-kill-her_2770428.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Two hours later he was ready to kill her. Even his outraged mind, however, recognized that murder was not a…” — Julia Quinn", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 15, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“If someone loved you -someone decent and kind that is- you had a responsibility not to trample all over her heart. And while he had no intention of hurting Emma, he knew that he could injure her just by not loving her back. Of course, maybe, he did love her back. But then again, maybe she didn't love him in the first place. She hadn't actually said as much. He couldn't very well love someone back if she didn't love him first. He could, however, love her first. And that meant that he was going to have to convince her to love him back. But the question was moot anyway because he hadn't yet decided to love her. 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She exhaled and wiped her brow. Then she glared at him. He smiled—one of his best, he thought. \"You ought to bend your legs when you lift the stones,\" he called out. \"It's better for your back.\" \"It's better for your back,\" she mimicked under her breath, \"lazy, good-for-nothing, stupid little—\" \"Excuse me?\" \"Thank you for your advice.\" Her voice was sweetness personified.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Julia Quinn" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julia-quinn/he-watched-her-as-she-carried-the-stone-over-to-one-of-the-walls-and/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/01a/julia-quinn-282_humor_he-watched-her-as-she-carried-the-stone_428139.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/01a/julia-quinn-282_humor_he-watched-her-as-she-carried-the-stone_428139.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/01a/julia-quinn-282_humor_he-watched-her-as-she-carried-the-stone_428139.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“He watched her as she carried the stone over to one of the walls and set it down. 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