--- title: "12 Humor Quotes By Elle Klass" description: "12 Humor quotes by Elle Klass. Plus more from Elle Klass and more Humor sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2ec/elle-klass-36645_humor_i-know-it-looks-like-a-straw-mop-but-i-d_225650.jpg" --- > [“I know it looks like a straw mop but I don’t look like the girl on that magazine do I?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elle-klass/i-know-it-looks-like-a-straw-mop-but-i-don-t-look-like-the-girl-on/) [Elle Klass](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elle-klass/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2ec/elle-klass-36645_humor_i-know-it-looks-like-a-straw-mop-but-i-d_225650.jpg) > [“To us,” she said. raising her glass. We both sucked back the sweet drink as if it were nectar.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elle-klass/to-us-she-said-raising-her-glass-we-both-sucked-back-the-sweet-drink/) [Elle Klass](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elle-klass/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f93/elle-klass-36645_bar_to-us-she-said-raising-her-glass-we-both_653610.jpg) > [“He swallowed his food this time and actually spoke instead of humphing,”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elle-klass/he-swallowed-his-food-this-time-and-actually-spoke-instead-of-humphing/) [Elle Klass](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elle-klass/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/637/elle-klass-36645_food_he-swallowed-his-food-this-time-and-actu_2419418.jpg) > [“Obviously baffled he scrunched his brows and pinched his lips.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elle-klass/obviously-baffled-he-scrunched-his-brows-and-pinched-his-lips/) [Elle Klass](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elle-klass/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6b5/elle-klass-36645_humor_obviously-baffled-he-scrunched-his-brows_2355563.jpg) > [“Her red hair seemed to turn into flames of fire, and smoke billowed through each ear.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elle-klass/her-red-hair-seemed-to-turn-into-flames-of-fire-and-smoke-billowed/) [Elle Klass](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elle-klass/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d2e/elle-klass-36645_favorite-quotes_her-red-hair-seemed-to-turn-into-flames_2831401.jpg) > [“Humph…You’ll fit right in here in Frisco, lots of tree huggers.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elle-klass/humph-you-ll-fit-right-in-here-in-frisco-lots-of-tree-huggers/) [Elle Klass](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elle-klass/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/58a/elle-klass-36645_humor_humph-you-ll-fit-right-in-here-in-frisco_2566254.jpg) > [“Really? Okay, let’s roll.” I didn’t want to learn to drive in his beast of a vehicle, but I wasn’t going to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elle-klass/really-okay-let-s-roll-i-didn-t-want-to-learn-to-drive-in-his-beast/) [Elle Klass](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elle-klass/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/35e/elle-klass-36645_driving_really-okay-let-s-roll-i-didn-t-want-to_2111721.jpg) > [“I’m so sorry, I forget to introduce m’self. Cleo, shat for Cleopaitra, cause m’ daddy always said I look like an Egyptian…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elle-klass/i-m-so-sorry-i-forget-to-introduce-m-self-cleo-shat-for-cleopaitra/) [Elle Klass](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elle-klass/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f94/elle-klass-36645_humor_i-m-so-sorry-i-forget-to-introduce-m-sel_2246212.jpg) > [“As I pressed the doorbell button it popped off the wall and hung by two colored cords. Obviously it didn’t work, so…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elle-klass/as-i-pressed-the-doorbell-button-it-popped-off-the-wall-and-hung-by/) [Elle Klass](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elle-klass/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ccb/elle-klass-36645_doorbell_as-i-pressed-the-doorbell-button-it-popp_509974.jpg) > [“A bridge. A big bridge with lots of traffic. You can’t be serious. I’ve almost killed us at least twice going up…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elle-klass/a-bridge-a-big-bridge-with-lots-of-traffic-you-can-t-be-serious-i-ve/) [Elle Klass](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elle-klass/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0de/elle-klass-36645_driving_a-bridge-a-big-bridge-with-lots-of-traff_3124535.jpg) > [“It seemed my self defense skills had that effect on people, I thought, remembering when I threw Halette over my shoulder in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elle-klass/it-seemed-my-self-defense-skills-had-that-effect-on-people-i-thought/) [Elle Klass](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elle-klass/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/817/elle-klass-36645_humor_it-seemed-my-self-defense-skills-had-tha_670412.jpg) > [“Hi, I’m Bub Richards.” He extended his hand in greeting. I didn’t extend mine back. I was floored that he just plopped…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elle-klass/hi-i-m-bub-richards-he-extended-his-hand-in-greeting-i-didn-t-extend/) [Elle Klass](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elle-klass/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8c2/elle-klass-36645_favorite-quotes_hi-i-m-bub-richards-he-extended-his-hand_1302749.jpg) ## Other authors on Humor - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b018/author-mitch-hedberg-68629.jpg) Mitch Hedberg 251 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/humor/mitch-hedberg/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b010/author-george-w-bush-38036.jpg) George W. 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Obviously it didn’t work, so I knocked.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elle-klass/as-i-pressed-the-doorbell-button-it-popped-off-the-wall-and-hung-by/) [Elle Klass](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elle-klass/) > [“To us,” she said. raising her glass. We both sucked back the sweet drink as if it were nectar.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elle-klass/to-us-she-said-raising-her-glass-we-both-sucked-back-the-sweet-drink/) [Elle Klass](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elle-klass/) > [“It seemed my self defense skills had that effect on people, I thought, remembering when I threw Halette over my shoulder in Paris, twice.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elle-klass/it-seemed-my-self-defense-skills-had-that-effect-on-people-i-thought/) [Elle Klass](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elle-klass/) > [“Hi, I’m Bub Richards.” He extended his hand in greeting. I didn’t extend mine back. I was floored that he just plopped down like…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elle-klass/hi-i-m-bub-richards-he-extended-his-hand-in-greeting-i-didn-t-extend/) [Elle Klass](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elle-klass/) > [“Really? Okay, let’s roll.” I didn’t want to learn to drive in his beast of a vehicle, but I wasn’t going to take his…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elle-klass/really-okay-let-s-roll-i-didn-t-want-to-learn-to-drive-in-his-beast/) [Elle Klass](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elle-klass/) > [“I’m so sorry, I forget to introduce m’self. Cleo, shat for Cleopaitra, cause m’ daddy always said I look like an Egyptian princess. And…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elle-klass/i-m-so-sorry-i-forget-to-introduce-m-self-cleo-shat-for-cleopaitra/) [Elle Klass](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elle-klass/) > [“Obviously baffled he scrunched his brows and pinched his lips.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elle-klass/obviously-baffled-he-scrunched-his-brows-and-pinched-his-lips/) [Elle Klass](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elle-klass/) > [“He swallowed his food this time and actually spoke instead of humphing,”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elle-klass/he-swallowed-his-food-this-time-and-actually-spoke-instead-of-humphing/) [Elle Klass](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elle-klass/) > [“Humph…You’ll fit right in here in Frisco, lots of tree huggers.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elle-klass/humph-you-ll-fit-right-in-here-in-frisco-lots-of-tree-huggers/) [Elle Klass](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elle-klass/) > [“Her red hair seemed to turn into flames of fire, and smoke billowed through each ear.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elle-klass/her-red-hair-seemed-to-turn-into-flames-of-fire-and-smoke-billowed/) [Elle Klass](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elle-klass/) > [“A bridge. A big bridge with lots of traffic. You can’t be serious. I’ve almost killed us at least twice going up and down…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elle-klass/a-bridge-a-big-bridge-with-lots-of-traffic-you-can-t-be-serious-i-ve/) [Elle Klass](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elle-klass/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/humor/elle-klass/#itemlist", "name": "12 Humor Quotes By Elle Klass", "numberOfItems": 12, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“I know it looks like a straw mop but I don’t look like the girl on that magazine do I?”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Elle Klass" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elle-klass/i-know-it-looks-like-a-straw-mop-but-i-don-t-look-like-the-girl-on/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2ec/elle-klass-36645_humor_i-know-it-looks-like-a-straw-mop-but-i-d_225650.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2ec/elle-klass-36645_humor_i-know-it-looks-like-a-straw-mop-but-i-d_225650.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2ec/elle-klass-36645_humor_i-know-it-looks-like-a-straw-mop-but-i-d_225650.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I know it looks like a straw mop but I don’t look like the girl on that magazine do I?” — Elle Klass", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“To us,” she said. raising her glass. 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