--- title: "16 Humor Quotes By Chloe Neill" description: "16 Humor quotes by Chloe Neill. Plus more from Chloe Neill and more Humor sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3cd/chloe-neill-1102_books_snug-pants-bandeau-type-corset-and-trim_2355578.png" --- > [“Snug pants, bandeau-type corset, and trim, motorcycle jacket. It was a fabulous outfit, but it was so urban-fantasy book cover”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chloe-neill/snug-pants-bandeau-type-corset-and-trim-motorcycle-jacket-it-was-a/) [Chloe Neill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chloe-neill/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3cd/chloe-neill-1102_books_snug-pants-bandeau-type-corset-and-trim_2355578.png) > [“You do that Helen", Mallory dared. "And tell him we said to f\*ck off while youre at it".”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chloe-neill/you-do-that-helen-mallory-dared-and-tell-him-we-said-to-f-ck-off/) [Chloe Neill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chloe-neill/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/202/chloe-neill-1102_dared_you-do-that-helen-mallory-dared-and-tell_810407.png) > [“If it was appropriate to judge a person based on her footwear - and it obviously was - I decided I liked…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chloe-neill/if-it-was-appropriate-to-judge-a-person-based-on-her-footwear-and-it/) [chloe neill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chloe-neill/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/354/chloe-neill-1102_humor_if-it-was-appropriate-to-judge-a-person_2379798.png) > [“Ah, vampire humor. Thank God it never got old, said no one ever.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chloe-neill/ah-vampire-humor-thank-god-it-never-got-old-said-no-one-ever/) [Chloe Neill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chloe-neill/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/db4/chloe-neill-1102_humor_ah-vampire-humor-thank-god-it-never-got_3056190.png) > [“Family. Couldn't live with them, couldn't run a stake through them.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chloe-neill/family-couldn-t-live-with-them-couldn-t-run-a-stake-through-them/) [Chloe Neill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chloe-neill/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fcf/chloe-neill-1102_family_family-couldn-t-live-with-them-couldn-t_319664.png) > [“I asked "What do you even do with a chimera?" "What wouldn't you do with a chimera?" Jeff asked. "They're like the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chloe-neill/i-asked-what-do-you-even-do-with-a-chimera-what-wouldn-t-you-do-with/) [Chloe Neill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chloe-neill/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/495/chloe-neill-1102_animals_i-asked-what-do-you-even-do-with-a-chime_2176860.png) > [“I'm working from the assumption it's going to go horribly wrong. If we get out of here with limbs intact and no…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chloe-neill/i-m-working-from-the-assumption-it-s-going-to-go-horribly-wrong-if-we/) [Chloe Neill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chloe-neill/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/801/chloe-neill-1102_assumption_i-m-working-from-the-assumption-it-s-goi_482183.png) > [“Good find,” Ethan said. “Yeah,” Jeff agreed. “It’s pretty awesome. Like finding the Higgs boson.” Silence. “Aw, no physics fans here? Learn…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chloe-neill/good-find-ethan-said-yeah-jeff-agreed-it-s-pretty-awesome-like/) [Chloe Neill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chloe-neill/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/38a/chloe-neill-1102_chicagoland-vampires_good-find-ethan-said-yeah-jeff-agreed-it_3142601.jpg) > [“He humphed and grabbed a carton of milk, then chugged directly from the cardboard spout. Mallory and I watched him, the same…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chloe-neill/he-humphed-and-grabbed-a-carton-of-milk-then-chugged-directly-from/) [Chloe Neill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chloe-neill/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/698/chloe-neill-1102_catcher_he-humphed-and-grabbed-a-carton-of-milk_238870.png) > [“Who are they?” I whispered, as we took seats opposite each other. Scout glanced up as she pulled notebooks and books from…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chloe-neill/who-are-they-i-whispered-as-we-took-seats-opposite-each-other-scout/) [Chloe Neill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chloe-neill/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d72/chloe-neill-1102_fun_who-are-they-i-whispered-as-we-took-seat_898493.jpg) > [“That’s tough. Anything I can do?” “Just stay in play as my backup.” I nearly swerved the car off the road. “I’m…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chloe-neill/that-s-tough-anything-i-can-do-just-stay-in-play-as-my-backup-i/) [Chloe Neill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chloe-neill/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fb8/chloe-neill-1102_humor_that-s-tough-anything-i-can-do-just-stay_74480.png) > [“I tried to lighten the mood, and pointed at the house shoes - the last things I'd have expected to see Catcher…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chloe-neill/i-tried-to-lighten-the-mood-and-pointed-at-the-house-shoes-the-last/) [Chloe Neill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chloe-neill/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/feb/chloe-neill-1102_fashion_i-tried-to-lighten-the-mood-and-pointed_1761363.png) > [“What do zombies chant at a riot?” “Grrarphsnarg?” he asked, in a surprisingly well-done bit of mindless zombie imitating. “No, but that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chloe-neill/what-do-zombies-chant-at-a-riot-grrarphsnarg-he-asked-in-a/) [Chloe Neill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chloe-neill/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5b8/chloe-neill-1102_humor_what-do-zombies-chant-at-a-riot-grrarphs_2019573.jpg) > [“He grinned. "And you've got yourself a nickname. I'm thinking 'Shorty'" "I'm five eight without heels." "It's not a description. It's a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chloe-neill/he-grinned-and-you-ve-got-yourself-a-nickname-i-m-thinking-shorty-i-m/) [Chloe Neill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chloe-neill/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7bb/chloe-neill-1102_humor_he-grinned-and-you-ve-got-yourself-a-nic_461938.jpg) > [“He has to pay people who have a sense of humor. Since he’s lacking one,” I added, when Ethan didn’t laugh. “I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chloe-neill/he-has-to-pay-people-who-have-a-sense-of-humor-since-he-s-lacking-one/) [Chloe Neill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chloe-neill/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/78d/chloe-neill-1102_ethan-sullivan_he-has-to-pay-people-who-have-a-sense-of_279830.png) > [“That's our cue to depart." "They know something " I pointed out. "I know something too. I know we're going to attract…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chloe-neill/that-s-our-cue-to-depart-they-know-something-i-pointed-out-i-know/) [Chloe Neill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chloe-neill/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d0c/chloe-neill-1102_humor_that-s-our-cue-to-depart-they-know-somet_2849372.jpg) ## Other authors on Humor - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b018/author-mitch-hedberg-68629.jpg) Mitch Hedberg 251 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/humor/mitch-hedberg/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b010/author-george-w-bush-38036.jpg) George W. Bush 220 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/humor/george-w-bush/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b022/author-steven-wright-87563.jpg) Steven Wright 203 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/humor/steven-wright/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b023/author-terry-pratchett-89528.jpg) Terry Pratchett 181 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/humor/terry-pratchett/) - [Mokokoma Mokhonoana 161 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/humor/mokokoma-mokhonoana/) - [Art Hochberg 156 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/humor/art-hochberg/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b020/author-rick-riordan-79077.jpg) Rick Riordan 123 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/humor/rick-riordan/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b013/author-jerry-coleman-49066.jpg) Jerry Coleman 116 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/humor/jerry-coleman/) - [Mark Twain 112 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/humor/mark-twain/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b010/author-george-carlin-37578.jpg) George Carlin 102 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/humor/george-carlin/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b006/author-cassandra-clare-21529.jpg) Cassandra Clare 100 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/humor/cassandra-clare/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b021/author-rodney-dangerfield-80610.jpg) Rodney Dangerfield 96 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/humor/rodney-dangerfield/) ## More by Chloe Neill > [“I will have both of you," he said. "My Sentinel and my city. And the GP will learn exactly how stubborn we both can…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chloe-neill/i-will-have-both-of-you-he-said-my-sentinel-and-my-city-and-the-gp/) [Chloe Neill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chloe-neill/) > [“I wouldn’t let you leave the House if I didn’t—there’s too much at stake.” “At stake. Ha-ha.” At his frown, I winced. “Sorry. I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chloe-neill/i-wouldn-t-let-you-leave-the-house-if-i-didn-t-there-s-too-much-at/) [Chloe Neill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chloe-neill/) > [“Stop. That was a mistake. It shouldn’t have happened." "No?" "No." "I could offer you more.” "What?” "Power. Access. Rewards. You’d need be available…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chloe-neill/stop-that-was-a-mistake-it-shouldn-t-have-happened-no-no-i-could/) [Chloe Neill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chloe-neill/) > [“Fair enough" I gave him. "But you've got really nice shoes." He blinked, then cast a dubious glance at his boots. "They were in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chloe-neill/fair-enough-i-gave-him-but-you-ve-got-really-nice-shoes-he-blinked/) [Chloe Neill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chloe-neill/) > [“I swear to God, it never ends!” Ethan roared. “Not when you’re immortal,” Malik agreed. “That’s actually the point.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chloe-neill/i-swear-to-god-it-never-ends-ethan-roared-not-when-you-re-immortal/) [Chloe Neill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chloe-neill/) > [“That’s tough. Anything I can do?” “Just stay in play as my backup.” I nearly swerved the car off the road. “I’m sorry—your backup?”…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chloe-neill/that-s-tough-anything-i-can-do-just-stay-in-play-as-my-backup-i/) [Chloe Neill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chloe-neill/) > [“I stepped back, pivoted on a heel, and swivelled my hip for a side kick. It probably seemed, to a casual observer, that I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chloe-neill/i-stepped-back-pivoted-on-a-heel-and-swivelled-my-hip-for-a-side-kick/) [Chloe Neill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chloe-neill/) > [“Awkwardness, thy name is vampire.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chloe-neill/awkwardness-thy-name-is-vampire/) [Chloe Neill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chloe-neill/) > [“I'll have you in my bed again, Sentinel. And at my side. That is a promise.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chloe-neill/i-ll-have-you-in-my-bed-again-sentinel-and-at-my-side-that-is-a/) [Chloe Neill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chloe-neill/) > [“There are those amongst us who have erred, deeply and significantly. Who have wounded the world and broken themselves. The worst of them lose…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chloe-neill/there-are-those-amongst-us-who-have-erred-deeply-and-significantly/) [Chloe Neill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chloe-neill/) > [“There was a time,” he finally said, “when I would have acknowledged your reticence and given you time and space to reach your own…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chloe-neill/there-was-a-time-he-finally-said-when-i-would-have-acknowledged-your/) [Chloe Neill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chloe-neill/) > [“A friend once told me the hurt that came with the end of a relationship was painful because it was the death of a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chloe-neill/a-friend-once-told-me-the-hurt-that-came-with-the-end-of-a/) [Chloe Neill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chloe-neill/) > [“Supernatural healing was a handy trick for an absentminded vampire, although it would make my enemies harder to kill. Tit for tat, I guess.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chloe-neill/supernatural-healing-was-a-handy-trick-for-an-absentminded-vampire/) [Chloe Neill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chloe-neill/) > [“Gaslight Goods. Let us be your light in the midst of life's darkness, the sunlight in your foggy day, the candle in your wind.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chloe-neill/gaslight-goods-let-us-be-your-light-in-the-midst-of-life-s-darkness/) [Chloe Neill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chloe-neill/) > [“I lightly grasped the edges of my shirt and dropped into a neat curtsy, batting my eyes coquettishly. “Thank you, Liege,” I said, Gratefully…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chloe-neill/i-lightly-grasped-the-edges-of-my-shirt-and-dropped-into-a-neat/) [Chloe Neill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chloe-neill/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/humor/chloe-neill/#itemlist", "name": "16 Humor Quotes By Chloe Neill", "numberOfItems": 16, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Snug pants, bandeau-type corset, and trim, motorcycle jacket. 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If we get out of here with limbs intact and no aspen slivers in uncomfortable places, we're calling it a win.\" Merit/Jonah”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Chloe Neill" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chloe-neill/i-m-working-from-the-assumption-it-s-going-to-go-horribly-wrong-if-we/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/801/chloe-neill-1102_assumption_i-m-working-from-the-assumption-it-s-goi_482183.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/801/chloe-neill-1102_assumption_i-m-working-from-the-assumption-it-s-goi_482183.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/801/chloe-neill-1102_assumption_i-m-working-from-the-assumption-it-s-goi_482183.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I'm working from the assumption it's going to go horribly wrong. If we get out of here with limbs intact and…” — Chloe Neill", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 8, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Good find,” Ethan said. “Yeah,” Jeff agreed. “It’s pretty awesome. Like finding the Higgs boson.” Silence. “Aw, no physics fans here? Learn things you must,” Jeff said in his best Yoda voice. I rolled my eyes.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Chloe Neill" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chloe-neill/good-find-ethan-said-yeah-jeff-agreed-it-s-pretty-awesome-like/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/38a/chloe-neill-1102_chicagoland-vampires_good-find-ethan-said-yeah-jeff-agreed-it_3142601.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/38a/chloe-neill-1102_chicagoland-vampires_good-find-ethan-said-yeah-jeff-agreed-it_3142601.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/38a/chloe-neill-1102_chicagoland-vampires_good-find-ethan-said-yeah-jeff-agreed-it_3142601.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Good find,” Ethan said. “Yeah,” Jeff agreed. “It’s pretty awesome. 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That was just gross.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Chloe Neill" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chloe-neill/he-humphed-and-grabbed-a-carton-of-milk-then-chugged-directly-from/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/698/chloe-neill-1102_catcher_he-humphed-and-grabbed-a-carton-of-milk_238870.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/698/chloe-neill-1102_catcher_he-humphed-and-grabbed-a-carton-of-milk_238870.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/698/chloe-neill-1102_catcher_he-humphed-and-grabbed-a-carton-of-milk_238870.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“He humphed and grabbed a carton of milk, then chugged directly from the cardboard spout. 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They monitor lights-out, watch us while we study, and generally make sure that nothing fun occurs on their watch.” “Awesome,” I said, flipping open my trig book. “I’m a fun hater myself.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Chloe Neill" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chloe-neill/who-are-they-i-whispered-as-we-took-seats-opposite-each-other-scout/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d72/chloe-neill-1102_fun_who-are-they-i-whispered-as-we-took-seat_898493.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d72/chloe-neill-1102_fun_who-are-they-i-whispered-as-we-took-seat_898493.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d72/chloe-neill-1102_fun_who-are-they-i-whispered-as-we-took-seat_898493.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Who are they?” I whispered, as we took seats opposite each other. 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Anything I can do?” “Just stay in play as my backup.” I nearly swerved the car off the road. “I’m sorry—your backup?” “You know, in case it doesn’t work out with Fallon.” “And what about Ethan?” Jeff chuckled. “I just figured he was your backup for me.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Chloe Neill" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chloe-neill/that-s-tough-anything-i-can-do-just-stay-in-play-as-my-backup-i/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fb8/chloe-neill-1102_humor_that-s-tough-anything-i-can-do-just-stay_74480.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fb8/chloe-neill-1102_humor_that-s-tough-anything-i-can-do-just-stay_74480.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fb8/chloe-neill-1102_humor_that-s-tough-anything-i-can-do-just-stay_74480.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“That’s tough. Anything I can do?” “Just stay in play as my backup.” I nearly swerved the car off the road…” — Chloe Neill", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 12, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“I tried to lighten the mood, and pointed at the house shoes - the last things I'd have expected to see Catcher Bell wearing. \"And the shoes?\" I asked with a grin. \"My house, my rules. These shoes happen to be comfortable,\" he said \"If you two roamed around the house naked and carrying bows and arrows before I moved in, it's none of my business.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Chloe Neill" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chloe-neill/i-tried-to-lighten-the-mood-and-pointed-at-the-house-shoes-the-last/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/feb/chloe-neill-1102_fashion_i-tried-to-lighten-the-mood-and-pointed_1761363.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/feb/chloe-neill-1102_fashion_i-tried-to-lighten-the-mood-and-pointed_1761363.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/feb/chloe-neill-1102_fashion_i-tried-to-lighten-the-mood-and-pointed_1761363.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I tried to lighten the mood, and pointed at the house shoes - the last things I'd have expected to see…” — Chloe Neill", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 13, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“What do zombies chant at a riot?” “Grrarphsnarg?” he asked, in a surprisingly well-done bit of mindless zombie imitating. “No, but that was really good. Disconcertingly good.” “I was deceased for a time.” “True. But anyway, the rioters get all riled up, and they chant: ‘What do we want? Brains! When do we want them? Brains!’” I fell into a wave of appropriately boisterous laughter; Ethan seemed less impressed. “I truly hope the stipend we pay you doesn’t get spent on the development of jokes like that.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Chloe Neill" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chloe-neill/what-do-zombies-chant-at-a-riot-grrarphsnarg-he-asked-in-a/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5b8/chloe-neill-1102_humor_what-do-zombies-chant-at-a-riot-grrarphs_2019573.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5b8/chloe-neill-1102_humor_what-do-zombies-chant-at-a-riot-grrarphs_2019573.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5b8/chloe-neill-1102_humor_what-do-zombies-chant-at-a-riot-grrarphs_2019573.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“What do zombies chant at a riot?” “Grrarphsnarg?” he asked, in a surprisingly well-done bit of mindless…” — Chloe Neill", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 14, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“He grinned. \"And you've got yourself a nickname. I'm thinking 'Shorty'\" \"I'm five eight without heels.\" \"It's not a description. It's a nickname. Get used to it, Shorty.\" We stood there for a moment, waiting for the tension to evaporate. When it did, we smiled at each other. \"Don't call me Shorty,\" I told him. \"Okay, Shorty.\" \"Seriously, that's very immature.\" \"Whatever you say, Shorty. Let's call it a night.\" \"Fine by me.\" I'd worry about the humiliation in the morning. 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I'm thinking 'Shorty'\" \"I'm five eight without heels.\"…” — Chloe Neill", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 15, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“He has to pay people who have a sense of humor. Since he’s lacking one,” I added, when Ethan didn’t laugh. “I understood the joke, Merit,” he quietly said, sparkling emerald eyes on me as we began to sway. “I didn’t find it funny.” “Yes, well, your sense of humor leaves something to be desired.” Ethan spun me out and away, then pulled me back again. Stuck-up or not, I had to give him props—the boy could move. “My sense of humor is perfectly well developed,” he informed me when our bodies aligned again. “I merely have high standards.” “And yet you deign to dance with me.” “I’m dancing in a stately home with the owner’s daughter, who happens to be a powerful vampire.” Ethan looked down at me, brow cocked. “A man could do worse.” “A man could do worse,” I agreed. “But could a vampire?” “If I find one, I’ll ask him.” The response was corny enough that I laughed aloud, full and heartily, and had the odd, heart-clenching pleasure of watching him smile back, watching his green eyes shine with the delight of it.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Chloe Neill" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chloe-neill/he-has-to-pay-people-who-have-a-sense-of-humor-since-he-s-lacking-one/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/78d/chloe-neill-1102_ethan-sullivan_he-has-to-pay-people-who-have-a-sense-of_279830.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/78d/chloe-neill-1102_ethan-sullivan_he-has-to-pay-people-who-have-a-sense-of_279830.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/78d/chloe-neill-1102_ethan-sullivan_he-has-to-pay-people-who-have-a-sense-of_279830.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“He has to pay people who have a sense of humor. 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And then we have to make up some ridiculous explanation about how we heard screaming through the vents in our rooms and we followed the sound back to the basement and we found these girls lying on the ground and pretending to be tied up by invisible rope because they're practicing for the regional mime championships.\" I blinked at her. \"Is that explanation more or less believable than we woke up because two girls who are actually evil magicians tripped a magical alarm wired to a door in the basement we aren't supposed to know about \" Scout paused for a minute then nodded. \"Point made.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Chloe Neill" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chloe-neill/that-s-our-cue-to-depart-they-know-something-i-pointed-out-i-know/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d0c/chloe-neill-1102_humor_that-s-our-cue-to-depart-they-know-somet_2849372.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d0c/chloe-neill-1102_humor_that-s-our-cue-to-depart-they-know-somet_2849372.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d0c/chloe-neill-1102_humor_that-s-our-cue-to-depart-they-know-somet_2849372.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“That's our cue to depart.\" \"They know something \" I pointed out. \"I know something too. 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