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> [“Myth: Vampires eat only raw meat or drink blood. Truth: Why would we do that when there's chocolate in the world?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kimberly-pauley/myth-vampires-eat-only-raw-meat-or-drink-blood-truth-why-would-we-do/)

[Kimberly Pauley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kimberly-pauley/)

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## More by Kimberly Pauley

> [“Myth: Vampires have no reflection. Truth: That's silly. HOw would you check your makeup?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kimberly-pauley/myth-vampires-have-no-reflection-truth-that-s-silly-how-would-you/)

[Kimberly Pauley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kimberly-pauley/)

> [“The best defense is a confusing offense.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kimberly-pauley/the-best-defense-is-a-confusing-offense/)

[Kimberly Pauley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kimberly-pauley/)

> [“A book is never, ever finished. You simply get to a point where you and your editor are reasonably happy with how it is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kimberly-pauley/a-book-is-never-ever-finished-you-simply-get-to-a-point-where-you-and/)

[Kimberly Pauley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kimberly-pauley/)

> [“Its kind of a weird feeling, but not painful. Oh but dont drink any carbonated beverages." "Why?" "Just dont. Trust me."~George and Mina on…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kimberly-pauley/its-kind-of-a-weird-feeling-but-not-painful-oh-but-dont-drink-any/)

[Kimberly Pauley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kimberly-pauley/)

> [“Myth: Vampires don't eat. Truth: Try telling that to my uncle Mortey. ”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kimberly-pauley/myth-vampires-don-t-eat-truth-try-telling-that-to-my-uncle-mortey/)

[Kimberly Pauley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kimberly-pauley/)

> [“Myth: Caffeine doesn't effect vampires Truth: True, but I guess it doesn't matter, since you don't get tired anyway.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kimberly-pauley/myth-caffeine-doesn-t-effect-vampires-truth-true-but-i-guess-it-doesn/)

[Kimberly Pauley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kimberly-pauley/)

> [“Myth: Vampires don't exist Truth: Dead wrong.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kimberly-pauley/myth-vampires-don-t-exist-truth-dead-wrong/)

[Kimberly Pauley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kimberly-pauley/)

> [“Myth: Being a vampire changes your life. Truth: Well, we'll just have to see, won't we?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kimberly-pauley/myth-being-a-vampire-changes-your-life-truth-well-we-ll-just-have-to/)

[Kimberly Pauley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kimberly-pauley/)

> [“Myth: Garlic repels vampires. Truth: Try telling that to my dad. ”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kimberly-pauley/myth-garlic-repels-vampires-truth-try-telling-that-to-my-dad/)

[Kimberly Pauley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kimberly-pauley/)

> [“Myth: Vampires eat only raw meat or drink blood. Truth: Why would we do that when there's chocolate in the world?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kimberly-pauley/myth-vampires-eat-only-raw-meat-or-drink-blood-truth-why-would-we-do/)

[Kimberly Pauley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kimberly-pauley/)

> [“Myth: Vampires can shapeshift into bats at will. Truth: Who would want to turn into a giant bat? Wait, don't answer that.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kimberly-pauley/myth-vampires-can-shapeshift-into-bats-at-will-truth-who-would-want/)

[Kimberly Pauley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kimberly-pauley/)

> [“Myth: Vampires sleep in coffins. Truth: That's totally gross. It would take a total freak to want to sleep in a coffin.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kimberly-pauley/myth-vampires-sleep-in-coffins-truth-that-s-totally-gross-it-would/)

[Kimberly Pauley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kimberly-pauley/)

> [“Myth: Vampires have the power to charm people. Truth: Kinda depends on the vampire if you ask me. ”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kimberly-pauley/myth-vampires-have-the-power-to-charm-people-truth-kinda-depends-on/)

[Kimberly Pauley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kimberly-pauley/)

> [“Myth: Vampires can read minds. Truth: Geez, I hope not. But it would explain some things about my mom. ”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kimberly-pauley/myth-vampires-can-read-minds-truth-geez-i-hope-not-but-it-would/)

[Kimberly Pauley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kimberly-pauley/)

> [“Myth: A stake through the heart will kill a vampire. Truth: Well, duh. It would kill anyone.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kimberly-pauley/myth-a-stake-through-the-heart-will-kill-a-vampire-truth-well-duh-it/)

[Kimberly Pauley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kimberly-pauley/)

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