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title: "16 Hubert Humphrey Quotes by 12 authors"
description: "Browse 16 Hubert Humphrey quotes by 12 authors. Discover the best Hubert Humphrey sayings and thoughts."
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> [You remind me of Hubert Humphrey. You talk too much](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ernest-hollings/you-remind-me-of-hubert-humphrey-you-talk-too-much/)

[Ernest Hollings](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ernest-hollings/)

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> [“Just be what you are and speak from your guts and heart—it’s all a man has. —Hubert Humphrey”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robyn-carr/just-be-what-you-are-and-speak-from-your-guts-and-heart-it-s-all-a/)

[Robyn Carr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robyn-carr/)

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> [Perhaps the cruelest thing ever said of Hubert Humphrey was that he had the soul of a vice president.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-estrich/perhaps-the-cruelest-thing-ever-said-of-hubert-humphrey-was-that-he/)

[Susan Estrich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-estrich/)

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> [“You people voted for Hubert Humphrey and killed Jesus!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hunter-s-thompson/you-people-voted-for-hubert-humphrey-and-killed-jesus/)

[Hunter S. Thompson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hunter-s-thompson/)

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> [Hubert Humphrey with kids"Be clear where America stands. Human brotherhood and equal opportunity for every man, woman, and child, we are committed…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hubert-h-humphrey/hubert-humphrey-with-kids-be-clear-where-america-stands-human/)

[Hubert H. Humphrey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hubert-h-humphrey/)

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> [“Hubert Humphrey is a treacherous, gutless old ward-heeler who should be put in a goddamn bottle and sent out with the Japanese…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hunter-s-thompson/hubert-humphrey-is-a-treacherous-gutless-old-ward-heeler-who-should/)

[Hunter S. Thompson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hunter-s-thompson/)

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> [Hubert Humphrey talks so fast that listening to him is like trying to read Playboy magazine with your wife turning the pages.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/barry-goldwater/hubert-humphrey-talks-so-fast-that-listening-to-him-is-like-trying-to/)

[Barry Goldwater](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/barry-goldwater/)

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> [“The senate is a place filled with goodwill and good intentions, and if the road to hell is paved with them, then…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-biden/the-senate-is-a-place-filled-with-goodwill-and-good-intentions-and-if-2/)

[Joe Biden](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-biden/)

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> [I am a Minnesotan, and not just because I root for the Vikings and the Twins. I like the Minnesota-nice sensibility. I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/al-franken/i-am-a-minnesotan-and-not-just-because-i-root-for-the-vikings-and-the/)

[Al Franken](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/al-franken/)

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> [Prior to civil rights, the Democratic Party had been defined by an increasingly untenable alliance of ideological opposites - integrationist Northern liberals…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steve-kornacki/prior-to-civil-rights-the-democratic-party-had-been-defined-by-an/)

[Steve Kornacki](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steve-kornacki/)

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> [Well, you have to remember that until 1948, when Hubert Humphrey and others forced the Democratic Party to adopt a new policy…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-a-rusher/well-you-have-to-remember-that-until-1948-when-hubert-humphrey-and/)

[William A. Rusher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-a-rusher/)

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> [ After one of his \[Hubert Humphrey\] long-winded harangues I suggested he had probably been vaccinated with a phonograph needle. He responded by… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/barry-goldwater/after-one-of-his-hubert-humphrey-long-winded-harangues-i-suggested-he/)

[Barry Goldwater](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/barry-goldwater/)

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> [According to Gandhi, the seven sins are wealth without works, pleasure without conscience, knowledge without character, commerce without morality, science without humanity,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-carter/according-to-gandhi-the-seven-sins-are-wealth-without-works-pleasure/)

[Jimmy Carter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-carter/)

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> [The view that we know less than we thought we knew about how to change the human condition came, in time, to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-q-wilson/the-view-that-we-know-less-than-we-thought-we-knew-about-how-to/)

[James Q. Wilson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-q-wilson/)

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> [“And what kind of sick and twisted impulse would cause a professional sportswriter to deliver a sermon from the Book of Revelations…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hunter-s-thompson/and-what-kind-of-sick-and-twisted-impulse-would-cause-a-professional/)

[Hunter S. Thompson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hunter-s-thompson/)

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> [“... in an airport in '64, Goldwater said, 'Well, keep punching, Hubert' during a chance meeting there. By the end of 1977,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-biden/in-an-airport-in-64-goldwater-said-well-keep-punching-hubert-during-a/)

[Joe Biden](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-biden/)

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