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> [I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zsa-zsa-gabo/i-m-an-excellent-housekeeper-every-time-i-get-a-divorce-i-keep-the/)

Zsa Zsa Gabo

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## Other authors on Housekeeping

- [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b011/author-henry-david-thoreau-41473.jpg) Henry David Thoreau 5 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/housekeeping/henry-david-thoreau/)

## More by Zsa Zsa Gabo

> [I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zsa-zsa-gabo/i-m-an-excellent-housekeeper-every-time-i-get-a-divorce-i-keep-the/)

Zsa Zsa Gabo

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