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> [“I'm scanning the sky for doo-doo missiles, when there's a bloodcurdling scream. An ugly thing with a human body, ears like a rabbit and a face so grotesque it would make gladiators wet their pants leaps off the roof of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-e-fison/i-m-scanning-the-sky-for-doo-doo-missiles-when-there-s-a/)

[J.E. Fison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-e-fison/)

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## More by J.E. Fison

> [“It was probably my mother's screaming that frightened the cat. It's just a guess. No one knows for sure why a cat fell from…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-e-fison/it-was-probably-my-mother-s-screaming-that-frightened-the-cat-it-s/)

[J.E. Fison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-e-fison/)

> [“Ben often comes here. It's some kind of kangaroo graveyard. He likes to collect kangaroo bones. What can I say? It's just something Stink…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-e-fison/ben-often-comes-here-it-s-some-kind-of-kangaroo-graveyard-he-likes-to/)

[J.E. Fison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-e-fison/)

> [“I'm scanning the sky for doo-doo missiles, when there's a bloodcurdling scream. An ugly thing with a human body, ears like a rabbit and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-e-fison/i-m-scanning-the-sky-for-doo-doo-missiles-when-there-s-a/)

[J.E. Fison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-e-fison/)

> [“A bat flies straight towards my face. it gives me a perfect view of of possibly one of the ugliest creatures alive. It has…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-e-fison/a-bat-flies-straight-towards-my-face-it-gives-me-a-perfect-view-of-of/)

[J.E. Fison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-e-fison/)

> [“I made a deal with sharks. I don't swim near them and they don't play cricket.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-e-fison/i-made-a-deal-with-sharks-i-don-t-swim-near-them-and-they-don-t-play/)

[J.E. Fison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-e-fison/)

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