--- title: "27 House Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon" description: "27 House quotes by Sherrilyn Kenyon. Plus more from Sherrilyn Kenyon and more House sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0bc/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_blood_the-only-vampires-i-ve-ever-seen-are-the_1594288.jpg" --- > [The only vampires I've ever seen are the Goths trying to get a glimpse of Anne Rice's house, who drink strawberry sodas…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/the-only-vampires-i-ve-ever-seen-are-the-goths-trying-to-get-a/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0bc/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_blood_the-only-vampires-i-ve-ever-seen-are-the_1594288.jpg) > [So, Magellan, where are we going? (Danger) Away. I’m open to any location, so long as it doesn’t involve returning to your…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/so-magellan-where-are-we-going-danger-away-i-m-open-to-any-location/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/573/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_danger_so-magellan-where-are-we-going-danger-aw_2251029.jpg) > [Zarek? (Astrid) What?! (Zarek) Don’t use that tone with me. I like to know where people are in my house. Be nice,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/zarek-astrid-what-zarek-don-t-use-that-tone-with-me-i-like-to-know/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ce1/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_being-nice_zarek-astrid-what-zarek-don-t-use-that-t_2350417.jpg) > [Yeah. Kip gets to guard you and I get to house-sit. Life bites the big tee-tawa. (Syn)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/yeah-kip-gets-to-guard-you-and-i-get-to-house-sit-life-bites-the-big/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b05/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_bigs_yeah-kip-gets-to-guard-you-and-i-get-to_1579304.jpg) > [All right, two dozen house specials. Any chance one of you might want to live dangerously and try a vegetable? (Aimee) Do…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/all-right-two-dozen-house-specials-any-chance-one-of-you-might-want/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cfe/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_chance_all-right-two-dozen-house-specials-any-c_1077469.jpg) > [I have a computer, a vibrator, and pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house? " - Tabitha](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/i-have-a-computer-a-vibrator-and-pizza-delivery-why-should-i-leave/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a07/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_computer_i-have-a-computer-a-vibrator-and-pizza-d_1224571.jpg) > [My father was a history professor, and my mother a housewife—" She married a house?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/my-father-was-a-history-professor-and-my-mother-a-housewife-she/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/852/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_father_my-father-was-a-history-professor-and-my_2255391.jpg) > [Where are you anyway? (Acheron) I don't know. I hear some godawful kind of music from outside, horns blaring, and I'm in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/where-are-you-anyway-acheron-i-don-t-know-i-hear-some-godawful-kind/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/305/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_bird_where-are-you-anyway-acheron-i-don-t-kno_1991968.jpg) > [So long as you minded your manners and kept your weapons concealed, they let you enter and leave in peace. Those who…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/so-long-as-you-minded-your-manners-and-kept-your-weapons-concealed/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b6f/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_blood_so-long-as-you-minded-your-manners-and-k_1648696.jpg) > [Don’t worry. It’ll never happen again. You know me, I do date occasionally, but I usually spend at least a few normal,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/don-t-worry-it-ll-never-happen-again-you-know-me-i-do-date/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/515/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_boring_don-t-worry-it-ll-never-happen-again-you_3173722.jpg) > [You are incredibly wise. (Kat) Only when it comes to other people. It’s easy to see how to fix their lives. It’s…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/you-are-incredibly-wise-kat-only-when-it-comes-to-other-people-it-s/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/152/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_cracks_you-are-incredibly-wise-kat-only-when-it_1694935.jpg) > [You are so vicious. (Tee) Hence the nickname. (Syd) You know it’s bad when you make me look like Glinda the Good…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/you-are-so-vicious-tee-hence-the-nickname-syd-you-know-it-s-bad-when/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4ad/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_call-me_you-are-so-vicious-tee-hence-the-nicknam_377938.jpg) > [I learned a long time ago not to judge people by what they look like, sound like, or by the clothes they…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/i-learned-a-long-time-ago-not-to-judge-people-by-what-they-look-like/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/89d/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_clothes_i-learned-a-long-time-ago-not-to-judge-p_432856.jpg) > [I mumble hocus-pocus and the next thing you know, I’m a cat. (Ravyn) I suppose it’s a step up. The last guy…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/i-mumble-hocus-pocus-and-the-next-thing-you-know-i-m-a-cat-ravyn-i/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2c7/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_beer_i-mumble-hocus-pocus-and-the-next-thing_2187933.jpg) > [Ah, those were the days…The Dark-Hunters hunted us, we slaughtered them. We made our homes in underground catacombs and crypts where the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/ah-those-were-the-days-the-dark-hunters-hunted-us-we-slaughtered-them/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/54c/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_civilization_ah-those-were-the-days-the-dark-hunters_2475158.jpg) > [I know, baby. I feel the same way about you. Those words never convey what goes through my mind and heart every…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/i-know-baby-i-feel-the-same-way-about-you-those-words-never-convey/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c0e/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_baby_i-know-baby-i-feel-the-same-way-about-yo_2107000.jpg) > [“He openned the door that he assumed was the garage only to find himself in the pantry. crap. "Um . . .…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/he-openned-the-door-that-he-assumed-was-the-garage-only-to-find/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9e7/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_fake-smile_he-openned-the-door-that-he-assumed-was_413266.jpg) > [This can’t be happening. It’s just not possible. (Cassandra) Oh, well, let’s not have reality intrude now, shall we? I mean, hey,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/this-can-t-be-happening-it-s-just-not-possible-cassandra-oh-well-let/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e5d/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_dream_this-can-t-be-happening-it-s-just-not-po_1140882.jpg) > [Were you raised in a barn? You don't just walk into someone's house." Ash laughed. "I have an open invitation to enter…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/were-you-raised-in-a-barn-you-don-t-just-walk-into-someone-s-house/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7b3/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_ashes_were-you-raised-in-a-barn-you-don-t-just_106767.jpg) > [How did you fastforward and turn it off? (Danger) I wanted it off and off it went. (Alexion) Wow, that’s amazing. I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/how-did-you-fastforward-and-turn-it-off-danger-i-wanted-it-off-and/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9ff/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_alive_how-did-you-fastforward-and-turn-it-off_1565960.jpg) > [Ash paused as he entered the house to find the three women lined up and... singing to... dear gods, anything but this.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/ash-paused-as-he-entered-the-house-to-find-the-three-women-lined-up/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7d8/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_ashes_ash-paused-as-he-entered-the-house-to-fi_1467709.jpg) > [I'm at your house?" Kody asked."You don't have to sound so offended. I do have people clean it, you know?""Sorry." She sighed…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/i-m-at-your-house-kody-asked-you-don-t-have-to-sound-so-offended-i-do/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b72/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_bed_i-m-at-your-house-kody-asked-you-don-t-h_849403.jpg) > [You have the blood of warriors in your veins. The kind of men who protect what is theirs and love without restraint.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/you-have-the-blood-of-warriors-in-your-veins-the-kind-of-men-who/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f9b/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_and-love_you-have-the-blood-of-warriors-in-your-v_2472895.jpg) > [Just how many sisters do you have? (Valerius) Eight. (Tabitha) Eight? (Valerius) What? (Tabitha) I'm just pitying whatever poor males lived in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/just-how-many-sisters-do-you-have-valerius-eight-tabitha-eight/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/543/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_eight_just-how-many-sisters-do-you-have-valeri_1126946.jpg) > [Count yourself lucky. I watched my entire family as they were eaten alive by the very pack of animals you have downstairs…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/count-yourself-lucky-i-watched-my-entire-family-as-they-were-eaten/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/626/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_alive_count-yourself-lucky-i-watched-my-entire_1772351.jpg) > [I don’t intimidate you at all, do I? (Acheron) Well, when you chased me through Kyrian’s house, I did wet my pants…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/i-don-t-intimidate-you-at-all-do-i-acheron-well-when-you-chased-me/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c62/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_big-mistake_i-don-t-intimidate-you-at-all-do-i-acher_3036142.jpg) > [God forbid I should bleed to death, eh? Then you'd have to cart around my rotting corpse. (Kyrian) Could you be any…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/god-forbid-i-should-bleed-to-death-eh-then-you-d-have-to-cart-around/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/df2/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_amanda_god-forbid-i-should-bleed-to-death-eh-th_2584909.jpg) ## Other authors on House ## More by Sherrilyn Kenyon > [Grandma, please. It’s okay. Dad’s doing a great job. I give him kudos for at least being calm and rational, and not losing his…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/grandma-please-it-s-okay-dad-s-doing-a-great-job-i-give-him-kudos-for/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) > [I just can’t, Nick, okay? Now, please give me a second to lie here in silence and bleed.” – Caleb](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/i-just-can-t-nick-okay-now-please-give-me-a-second-to-lie-here-in/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) > [“You are my life.” -Maris”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/you-are-my-life-maris/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) > [It's easy to make mistakes. It's living with the consequences of them that's the hardest.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/it-s-easy-to-make-mistakes-it-s-living-with-the-consequences-of-them/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) > [“I don't know," Valerius said. " I hear some godawful kind of music from outside, horns blaring, and I'm in a house with a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/i-don-t-know-valerius-said-i-hear-some-godawful-kind-of-music-from/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) > [Got to say, dying would really wreck my best day. Been there, done that, and now that I think about it, Artemis forgot to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/got-to-say-dying-would-really-wreck-my-best-day-been-there-done-that/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) > [May the gods have mercy on whoever pisses them off, because Zarek and Jericho will have none for them. (Madoc) You’d better be glad…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/may-the-gods-have-mercy-on-whoever-pisses-them-off-because-zarek-and/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) > [“Careful, human,” Hauk warned, showing Darling his fangs. “I might get hungry one of these nights and decide we no longer need a weaptech.”…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/careful-human-hauk-warned-showing-darling-his-fangs-i-might-get/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) > [“Be that as it may, we do need you in particular to complete this assignment. (Syd) What is it with you government assholes that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/be-that-as-it-may-we-do-need-you-in-particular-to-complete-this/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) > [The only way to have eternal love is to never let your heart forget what it’s like to live without it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/the-only-way-to-have-eternal-love-is-to-never-let-your-heart-forget/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) > [“I'm only one kill away from Command Assassin. Be a damn shame for that kill to be you" (Darion)”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/i-m-only-one-kill-away-from-command-assassin-be-a-damn-shame-for-that/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) > [I’m getting all warm and fuzzy inside at the prospect of these demon things roaming the street, preying on us. (Tate)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/i-m-getting-all-warm-and-fuzzy-inside-at-the-prospect-of-these-demon/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) > [“Then Olympus it is. But do try to behave. I know it’s hard for you, but… (Delphine) I won’t piss on the floor. (Jericho)…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/then-olympus-it-is-but-do-try-to-behave-i-know-it-s-hard-for-you-but/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) > [Funny how internal scars never healed. They were the souvenirs of the past.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/funny-how-internal-scars-never-healed-they-were-the-souvenirs-of-the/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) > [“Hear me Isis as I pray. See her pain and take it all away. Let the heaven's light shine bright from above. And wrap…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/hear-me-isis-as-i-pray-see-her-pain-and-take-it-all-away-let-the/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/house/sherrilyn-kenyon/#itemlist", "name": "27 House Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon", "numberOfItems": 27, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "The only vampires I've ever seen are the Goths trying to get a glimpse of Anne Rice's house, who drink strawberry sodas and tell each other it's blood.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Sherrilyn Kenyon" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/the-only-vampires-i-ve-ever-seen-are-the-goths-trying-to-get-a/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0bc/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_blood_the-only-vampires-i-ve-ever-seen-are-the_1594288.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0bc/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_blood_the-only-vampires-i-ve-ever-seen-are-the_1594288.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0bc/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_blood_the-only-vampires-i-ve-ever-seen-are-the_1594288.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“The only vampires I've ever seen are the Goths trying to get a glimpse of Anne Rice's house, who drink…” — Sherrilyn Kenyon", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "So, Magellan, where are we going? 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