--- title: "23 House Quotes By Jimmy Fallon" description: "23 House quotes by Jimmy Fallon. Plus more from Jimmy Fallon and more House sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7d5/jimmy-fallon-656_biden_a-group-called-draft-biden-2016-has-star_309189.jpg" --- > [A group called Draft Biden 2016 has started selling bumper stickers that say 'I'm ridin' with Biden.' It's a lot better than…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/a-group-called-draft-biden-2016-has-started-selling-bumper-stickers/) [Jimmy Fallon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-fallon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7d5/jimmy-fallon-656_biden_a-group-called-draft-biden-2016-has-star_309189.jpg) > [The White House is worried about Joe Biden's potential run for president, and a source says they fear that it wouldn't have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/the-white-house-is-worried-about-joe-biden-s-potential-run-for/) [Jimmy Fallon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-fallon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1e3/jimmy-fallon-656_biden_the-white-house-is-worried-about-joe-bid_2531595.jpg) > [A massive power outage in Washington, D.C., today affected a number of federal buildings, including the White House. When asked when they…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/a-massive-power-outage-in-washington-d-c-today-affected-a-number-of/) [Jimmy Fallon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-fallon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/545/jimmy-fallon-656_affected_a-massive-power-outage-in-washington-d-c_92212.jpg) > [Tomorrow President Obama will host NASCAR racing champion Kevin Harvick at the White House. They both said they look forward to spending…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/tomorrow-president-obama-will-host-nascar-racing-champion-kevin/) [Jimmy Fallon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-fallon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/55d/jimmy-fallon-656_champion_tomorrow-president-obama-will-host-nasca_1512242.jpg) > [Apparently, the Obamas chose New York City because they've gotten so used to people trying to break into their house.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/apparently-the-obamas-chose-new-york-city-because-they-ve-gotten-so/) [Jimmy Fallon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-fallon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/312/jimmy-fallon-656_break_apparently-the-obamas-chose-new-york-cit_381474.jpg) > [The White House announced that it has rejected several petitions to legalize marijuana. They say it has nothing to do with politics.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/the-white-house-announced-that-it-has-rejected-several-petitions-to/) [Jimmy Fallon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-fallon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/182/jimmy-fallon-656_accepting_the-white-house-announced-that-it-has-re_2727564.jpg) > [The big news is the midterm elections. Last night Republicans picked up a dozen seats in the House to give them their…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/the-big-news-is-the-midterm-elections-last-night-republicans-picked/) [Jimmy Fallon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-fallon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a1d/jimmy-fallon-656_big-news_the-big-news-is-the-midterm-elections-la_2432357.jpg) > [The White House is apparently pushing to create more Latino-themed landmarks. Now that's in addition to our current Latino-themed landmark, California.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/the-white-house-is-apparently-pushing-to-create-more-latino-themed/) [Jimmy Fallon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-fallon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9fa/jimmy-fallon-656_california_the-white-house-is-apparently-pushing-to_1870284.jpg) > [This week a man was arrested for jumping over the White House fence and trying to spray paint a political message. If…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/this-week-a-man-was-arrested-for-jumping-over-the-white-house-fence/) [Jimmy Fallon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-fallon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/922/jimmy-fallon-656_arrested_this-week-a-man-was-arrested-for-jumping_2856088.jpg) > [The acting director of the Secret Service, Joseph Clancy, said they may make the fence around the White House taller because of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/the-acting-director-of-the-secret-service-joseph-clancy-said-they-may/) [Jimmy Fallon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-fallon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/769/jimmy-fallon-656_acting_the-acting-director-of-the-secret-servic_2664043.jpg) > [During a recent event at a restaurant called Tommy's Country Ham House in South Carolina, presidential candidate Ben Carson delivered a speech…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/during-a-recent-event-at-a-restaurant-called-tommy-s-country-ham/) [Jimmy Fallon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-fallon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0ea/jimmy-fallon-656_ben-carson_during-a-recent-event-at-a-restaurant-ca_1089912.jpg) > [President Obama spent Election Day away from any press coverage, attending closed-door meetings inside the White House. But on the bright side,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/president-obama-spent-election-day-away-from-any-press-coverage/) [Jimmy Fallon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-fallon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/132/jimmy-fallon-656_attending_president-obama-spent-election-day-away_853223.jpg) > [There are reports that leaders from ISIS and al-Qaida met at a farm house in Syria last week, and agreed to work…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/there-are-reports-that-leaders-from-isis-and-al-qaida-met-at-a-farm/) [Jimmy Fallon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-fallon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bb7/jimmy-fallon-656_als_there-are-reports-that-leaders-from-isis_1194256.jpg) > [Even the White House is weighing in on the deflate-gate scandal. Yesterday they encouraged Tom Brady to 'be mindful of the way…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/even-the-white-house-is-weighing-in-on-the-deflate-gate-scandal/) [Jimmy Fallon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-fallon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fda/jimmy-fallon-656_brady_even-the-white-house-is-weighing-in-on-t_617704.jpg) > [Yesterday, the White House confirmed that President Obama will meet with Pope Francis during his visit in September. Some experts are wondering…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/yesterday-the-white-house-confirmed-that-president-obama-will-meet/) [Jimmy Fallon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-fallon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7f7/jimmy-fallon-656_biden_yesterday-the-white-house-confirmed-that_2580641.jpg) > [Now that the midterm elections are over, President Obama has invited congressional leaders from both parties to a meeting at the White…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/now-that-the-midterm-elections-are-over-president-obama-has-invited/) [Jimmy Fallon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-fallon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/048/jimmy-fallon-656_election_now-that-the-midterm-elections-are-over_1116970.jpg) > [In an interview, President Obama said he recently deejayed a small dance party at the White House. Obama has a lot in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/in-an-interview-president-obama-said-he-recently-deejayed-a-small/) [Jimmy Fallon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-fallon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8da/jimmy-fallon-656_common_in-an-interview-president-obama-said-he_2580402.jpg) > [The White House encouraged Tom Brady to be more of a role model. They would've said more, but there was a drunken…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/the-white-house-encouraged-tom-brady-to-be-more-of-a-role-model-they/) [Jimmy Fallon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-fallon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/218/jimmy-fallon-656_agents_the-white-house-encouraged-tom-brady-to_2082380.jpg) > [My wife and I got engaged in New Hampshire at this lake house that her family's had forever, and it's on Lake…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/my-wife-and-i-got-engaged-in-new-hampshire-at-this-lake-house-that/) [Jimmy Fallon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-fallon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0c1/jimmy-fallon-656_dating_my-wife-and-i-got-engaged-in-new-hampshi_2104780.jpg) > [The White House announced that President Obama will attend a summit in Kenya this July. When asked if he's ever been to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/the-white-house-announced-that-president-obama-will-attend-a-summit/) [Jimmy Fallon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-fallon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7d7/jimmy-fallon-656_bored_the-white-house-announced-that-president_140760.jpg) > [A house panel in Texas has approved full marijuana legalization for the state. Yeah, meaning Texas could go from having dude ranches…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/a-house-panel-in-texas-has-approved-full-marijuana-legalization-for/) [Jimmy Fallon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-fallon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a23/jimmy-fallon-656_approved_a-house-panel-in-texas-has-approved-full_2980188.jpg) > [Jeb Bush gave a speech yesterday. He had a pretty rough time. He accidentally said that ISIS has 200,000 men instead of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/jeb-bush-gave-a-speech-yesterday-he-had-a-pretty-rough-time-he/) [Jimmy Fallon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-fallon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ff4/jimmy-fallon-656_boko-haram_jeb-bush-gave-a-speech-yesterday-he-had_999923.jpg) > [I can watch an episode of Jerry Seinfeld, and by the end, I'm just walking around my house, you know, talking like…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/i-can-watch-an-episode-of-jerry-seinfeld-and-by-the-end-i-m-just/) [Jimmy Fallon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-fallon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/845/jimmy-fallon-656_ends_i-can-watch-an-episode-of-jerry-seinfeld_1388965.jpg) ## Other authors on House ## More by Jimmy Fallon > [A new survey found that 12 percent of parents punish their kids by banning social networking sites. The other 88 percent punish their kids…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/a-new-survey-found-that-12-percent-of-parents-punish-their-kids-by/) [Jimmy Fallon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-fallon/) > [I read that as marijuana legalization becomes more popular, it could affect the jobs of drug-sniffing dogs. Or as those dogs put it, 'Thanks,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/i-read-that-as-marijuana-legalization-becomes-more-popular-it-could/) [Jimmy Fallon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-fallon/) > [NASA is developing space taxis to shuttle astronauts to the International Space Station. And just like New York taxis, they're all going to be…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/nasa-is-developing-space-taxis-to-shuttle-astronauts-to-the/) [Jimmy Fallon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-fallon/) > [In a recent attack ad, the NRA claims that President Obama cares about his own children more than he cares about other children. In…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/in-a-recent-attack-ad-the-nra-claims-that-president-obama-cares-about/) [Jimmy Fallon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-fallon/) > [After Donald Trump wrote Lindsey Graham's cellphone number on a piece of paper and showed it to everybody, Graham said he's getting a new…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/after-donald-trump-wrote-lindsey-graham-s-cellphone-number-on-a-piece/) [Jimmy Fallon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-fallon/) > [Yesterday on CNN, Joe Biden said he hasn't made up his mind about whether he'll run for president in 2016. Which raises the question:…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/yesterday-on-cnn-joe-biden-said-he-hasn-t-made-up-his-mind-about/) [Jimmy Fallon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-fallon/) > [A clothing company is making T-shirts inspired by Bernie Sanders with messages like 'Feel the Bern.' They were gonna make them for Lincoln Chafee…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/a-clothing-company-is-making-t-shirts-inspired-by-bernie-sanders-with/) [Jimmy Fallon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-fallon/) > [Arizona just became the 15th state to approve medical marijuana. So I give it three days before they stop caring about the whole immigration…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/arizona-just-became-the-15th-state-to-approve-medical-marijuana-so-i/) [Jimmy Fallon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-fallon/) > [I became a Yankees fan for a few years. But now, I gotta say, I'm really rooting for the Red Sox.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/i-became-a-yankees-fan-for-a-few-years-but-now-i-gotta-say-i-m-really/) [Jimmy Fallon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-fallon/) > [My dream was to grow up and get a job at IBM, like my dad. That seemed like a logical dream.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/my-dream-was-to-grow-up-and-get-a-job-at-ibm-like-my-dad-that-seemed/) [Jimmy Fallon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-fallon/) > [The federal government is starting to plan for climate change by making extended forecasts that can help people plan for extreme weather - because…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/the-federal-government-is-starting-to-plan-for-climate-change-by/) [Jimmy Fallon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-fallon/) > [Yesterday, the Supreme Court spent over an hour listening to arguments on whether Obamacare is unconstitutional. Yeah, listening to arguments about Obamacare for an…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/yesterday-the-supreme-court-spent-over-an-hour-listening-to-arguments/) [Jimmy Fallon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-fallon/) > [A massive power outage in Washington, D.C., today affected a number of federal buildings, including the White House. When asked when they could restore…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/a-massive-power-outage-in-washington-d-c-today-affected-a-number-of/) [Jimmy Fallon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-fallon/) > [There's always going to be someone out there... who doesn't believe in you or who thinks your head is too big or you're not…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/there-s-always-going-to-be-someone-out-there-who-doesn-t-believe-in/) [Jimmy Fallon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-fallon/) > [Despite Russia's move to raise interest rates this week, the value of the ruble has continued to crash. Russia's economy is so bad, Edward…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/despite-russia-s-move-to-raise-interest-rates-this-week-the-value-of/) [Jimmy Fallon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-fallon/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/house/jimmy-fallon/#itemlist", "name": "23 House Quotes By Jimmy Fallon", "numberOfItems": 23, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "A group called Draft Biden 2016 has started selling bumper stickers that say 'I'm ridin' with Biden.' 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