--- title: "18 House Quotes By Conan O'Brien" description: "18 House quotes by Conan O'Brien. Plus more from Conan O'Brien and more House sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/690/conan-o-brien-540_building_today-in-washington-d-c-several-governme_1706498.jpg" --- > [Today in Washington, D.C., several government buildings were left without power. Of course, the White House will be without power for two…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/today-in-washington-d-c-several-government-buildings-were-left/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/690/conan-o-brien-540_building_today-in-washington-d-c-several-governme_1706498.jpg) > [The White House says they will release the Osama bin Laden death photo. Better yet, they're doing it on a set of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/the-white-house-says-they-will-release-the-osama-bin-laden-death/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/002/conan-o-brien-540_bin-laden_the-white-house-says-they-will-release-t_944229.png) > [President Obama said the small drone that flew over the White House fence yesterday could be bought at any RadioShack. After hearing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/president-obama-said-the-small-drone-that-flew-over-the-white-house/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ade/conan-o-brien-540_ceo_president-obama-said-the-small-drone-tha_171674.jpg) > [A group of psychologists say they have discovered twenty-three different body language indicators that show whether or not a person is lying.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/a-group-of-psychologists-say-they-have-discovered-twenty-three/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8f0/conan-o-brien-540_body_a-group-of-psychologists-say-they-have-d_748179.png) > [President Obama held a ceremony at the White House to celebrate the first night of Hanukkah. In response, Republicans said, 'It's even…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/president-obama-held-a-ceremony-at-the-white-house-to-celebrate-the/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/16c/conan-o-brien-540_celebrate_president-obama-held-a-ceremony-at-the-w_2368442.png) > [The Republican-controlled House voted to repeal the healthcare bill. If that goes well, they'll see what they can do about this whole…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/the-republican-controlled-house-voted-to-repeal-the-healthcare-bill/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7d8/conan-o-brien-540_bills_the-republican-controlled-house-voted-to_775461.png) > [The Secret Service said there have been 40 fence-jumping incidents at the White House in the past five years. Half of them…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/the-secret-service-said-there-have-been-40-fence-jumping-incidents-at/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c44/conan-o-brien-540_fence_the-secret-service-said-there-have-been_938480.jpg) > [The Republican Party had a big day in yesterday's midterm elections and now controls the House and Senate. And don't ask me…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/the-republican-party-had-a-big-day-in-yesterday-s-midterm-elections/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1cd/conan-o-brien-540_ask-me_the-republican-party-had-a-big-day-in-ye_2986710.jpg) > [To commemorate the 40th anniversary of the moon landing, the three astronauts from Apollo 11 visited the White House. Neil Armstrong and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/to-commemorate-the-40th-anniversary-of-the-moon-landing-the-three/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/258/conan-o-brien-540_40th-anniversary_to-commemorate-the-40th-anniversary-of-t_584373.png) > [The top 15 contenders for the Republican nomination own at least 40 guns among them. If we elect a Republican president no…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/the-top-15-contenders-for-the-republican-nomination-own-at-least-40/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fd6/conan-o-brien-540_amendment_the-top-15-contenders-for-the-republican_1690196.png) > [The prime minister of Ireland will be celebrating St. Patrick's Day at the White House. So finally the Secret Service agents will…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/the-prime-minister-of-ireland-will-be-celebrating-st-patrick-s-day-at/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e9e/conan-o-brien-540_agents_the-prime-minister-of-ireland-will-be-ce_899203.png) > [Earlier today, the White House released President Bush's tax return. Not surprisingly, under dependents, the president listed Iraq](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/earlier-today-the-white-house-released-president-bush-s-tax-return/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/48f/conan-o-brien-540_house_earlier-today-the-white-house-released-p_1646778.png) > [Today was the annual Easter egg roll on the White House lawn. Usually when you see something rolling on the White House…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/today-was-the-annual-easter-egg-roll-on-the-white-house-lawn-usually/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b36/conan-o-brien-540_agents_today-was-the-annual-easter-egg-roll-on_994872.jpg) > [It was reported today that Michelle Obama wants her mother to move into the White House with them. Yes. This is expected…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/it-was-reported-today-that-michelle-obama-wants-her-mother-to-move/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1b6/conan-o-brien-540_barack_it-was-reported-today-that-michelle-obam_1391026.png) > [House Speaker John Boehner said the Republican Party will no longer stand in the way of gay marriage. Then Boehner said, 'Now…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/house-speaker-john-boehner-said-the-republican-party-will-no-longer/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/036/conan-o-brien-540_gay_house-speaker-john-boehner-said-the-repu_1986264.jpg) > [President Obama has appointed a new head of the Secret Service. The new Secret Service director was so excited that he jumped…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/president-obama-has-appointed-a-new-head-of-the-secret-service-the/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d28/conan-o-brien-540_directors_president-obama-has-appointed-a-new-head_2243529.png) > [The White House admitted that Vice President Biden's endorsement of gay marriage forced him to come out in favor of it. So…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/the-white-house-admitted-that-vice-president-biden-s-endorsement-of/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8d3/conan-o-brien-540_biden_the-white-house-admitted-that-vice-presi_2270855.png) > [Officials at the White House are saying that President Bush hasn't changed his schedule much since the war started. The main difference,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/officials-at-the-white-house-are-saying-that-president-bush-hasn-t/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/de3/conan-o-brien-540_bob_officials-at-the-white-house-are-saying_1207265.png) ## Other authors on House ## More by Conan O'Brien > [A federal court has ruled that the U.S. Postal Service must reduce its stamp prices. The change in stamp prices is expected to affect…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/a-federal-court-has-ruled-that-the-u-s-postal-service-must-reduce-its/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) > [NBC is making a movie about Martha Stewart that will cover the recent stock scandal. They are thinking of calling it 'The Road To…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/nbc-is-making-a-movie-about-martha-stewart-that-will-cover-the-recent/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) > [People should say 'no comment' more often. No comment! I love no comment. Let's have more no comment.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/people-should-say-no-comment-more-often-no-comment-i-love-no-comment/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) > [A new study reveals that one-third of babies in the U.S. have used a smartphone. Yeah, and one-third of babies in China have MADE…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/a-new-study-reveals-that-one-third-of-babies-in-the-u-s-have-used-a/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) > [Martha Stewart showed up at Manhattan FBI Headquarters to have her finger prints taken and pose for a mug shot. Then Martha explained how…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/martha-stewart-showed-up-at-manhattan-fbi-headquarters-to-have-her/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) > [The big story today, Barack Obama was accused of insulting Sarah Palin when he criticized Republican policies by saying, you can put lipstick on…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/the-big-story-today-barack-obama-was-accused-of-insulting-sarah-palin/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) > [LEGO has announced that they are shutting down their U.S. factory and moving it to Canada. LEGO employees say it's their fault because they…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/lego-has-announced-that-they-are-shutting-down-their-u-s-factory-and/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) > [A new survey reveals that women would rather give up sex than give up the remote control for the TV. Men, on the other…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/a-new-survey-reveals-that-women-would-rather-give-up-sex-than-give-up/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) > [Yesterday the DEA raided several NFL teams suspected of giving prescription painkillers to their players. In its defense, the New York Jets' doctor said,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/yesterday-the-dea-raided-several-nfl-teams-suspected-of-giving/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) > [President Obama gave a speech about healthcare tonight, and yesterday he gave a pep talk to students. He told them that in order to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/president-obama-gave-a-speech-about-healthcare-tonight-and-yesterday/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) > [The first thing men notice about a woman is her eyes. Then, when her eyes aren't looking, they notice her breasts.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/the-first-thing-men-notice-about-a-woman-is-her-eyes-then-when-her/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) > [“Disappointment leads to clarity, which leads to conviction and true originality.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/disappointment-leads-to-clarity-which-leads-to-conviction-and-true/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) > [John Travolta said he sometimes lets his friends take control of his airplane even though they don't know what they're doing. Then Travolta said…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/john-travolta-said-he-sometimes-lets-his-friends-take-control-of-his/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) > [President Obama filled in as the coach of his daughter Sasha's basketball team. Sasha evidently listened to her Dad, because all she did was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/president-obama-filled-in-as-the-coach-of-his-daughter-sasha-s/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) > [President Obama and Vladimir Putin are both in China attending the same economic summit. Obama saw Putin and said, 'After those midterms, it's nice…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/president-obama-and-vladimir-putin-are-both-in-china-attending-the/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/house/conan-o-brien/#itemlist", "name": "18 House Quotes By Conan O'Brien", "numberOfItems": 18, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Today in Washington, D.C., several government buildings were left without power. 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