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title: "3 House Toilet Quotes by 3 authors"
description: "Browse 3 House Toilet quotes by 3 authors. Discover the best House Toilet sayings and thoughts."
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> [Literature has nothing to do with usefulness; the most useful place in any house is the toilet.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/theophile-gautier/literature-has-nothing-to-do-with-usefulness-the-most-useful-place-in/)

[Theophile Gautier](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/theophile-gautier/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b24/theophile-gautier-7224_books_literature-has-nothing-to-do-with-useful_2297883.jpg)

> [Don’t get married in a house where there is no toilet,](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jairam-ramesh/don-t-get-married-in-a-house-where-there-is-no-toilet/)

[Jairam Ramesh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jairam-ramesh/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a16/jairam-ramesh-31939_home_don-t-get-married-in-a-house-where-there_2429793.png)

> [That awkward moment when you are at someone else's house and the toilet won't flush :P :P](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/komal/that-awkward-moment-when-you-are-at-someone-else-s-house-and-the/)

[Komal](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/komal/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6bb/komal-23391_awkward_that-awkward-moment-when-you-are-at-some_3034407.jpg)

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