--- title: "13 House Haunted Quotes by 13 authors" description: "Browse 13 House Haunted quotes by 13 authors. Discover the best House Haunted sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/376/jeff-valdez-84080_cat_is-it-true-cats-wont-stay-in-a-house-whe_1392671.png" --- > [Is it true cats wont stay in a house when it's haunted?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-valdez/is-it-true-cats-wont-stay-in-a-house-when-it-s-haunted/) [Jeff Valdez](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-valdez/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/376/jeff-valdez-84080_cat_is-it-true-cats-wont-stay-in-a-house-whe_1392671.png) > [You don't have to be a house to be haunted.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emily-dickinson/you-don-t-have-to-be-a-house-to-be-haunted/) [Emily Dickinson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/emily-dickinson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/244/emily-dickinson-310_home_you-don-t-have-to-be-a-house-to-be-haunt_1067371.jpg) > [So many Ghosts in my garage they think my house haunted.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mase/so-many-ghosts-in-my-garage-they-think-my-house-haunted/) [Mase](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mase/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4ea/mase-8666_quote_so-many-ghosts-in-my-garage-they-think-m_914724.jpg) > [If your house is haunted think about how much time the ghosts have spent watching you masturbate.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/if-your-house-is-haunted-think-about-how-much-time-the-ghosts-have/) [Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d8e/nikhil-saluja-26_quote_if-your-house-is-haunted-think-about-how_2038441.jpg) > [I don't believe my house was haunted. I think I had an overactive imagination, and I was so convinced that those around…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ryan-gosling/i-don-t-believe-my-house-was-haunted-i-think-i-had-an-overactive/) [Ryan Gosling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ryan-gosling/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/392/ryan-gosling-1941_believe_i-don-t-believe-my-house-was-haunted-i-t_2418614.jpg) > [I grew up in New England, and the woods behind my house seemed haunted by New England's past.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-eggers/i-grew-up-in-new-england-and-the-woods-behind-my-house-seemed-haunted/) [Robert Eggers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-eggers/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/38c/robert-eggers-6047_england_i-grew-up-in-new-england-and-the-woods-b_2358444.jpg) > [“That night, at God knows what hour, Bill phoned me up and shouted, ‘Ozzy, I think my house is haunted!’ ‘Sell tickets…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ozzy-osbourne/that-night-at-god-knows-what-hour-bill-phoned-me-up-and-shouted-ozzy/) [Ozzy Osbourne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ozzy-osbourne/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/48c/ozzy-osbourne-685_god-knows_that-night-at-god-knows-what-hour-bill-p_633614.jpg) > [I keep all my clothes on in House on Haunted Hill, Mary Jane's Last Dance, and The Way of the Gun.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/taye-diggs/i-keep-all-my-clothes-on-in-house-on-haunted-hill-mary-jane-s-last/) [Taye Diggs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/taye-diggs/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/84c/taye-diggs-16824_clothes_i-keep-all-my-clothes-on-in-house-on-hau_16991.png) > [I was adopting an Ethiopian child, that's not true. My house was haunted, that wasn't true. God, there's been so many rumours.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adele/i-was-adopting-an-ethiopian-child-that-s-not-true-my-house-was/) [Adele](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/adele/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8d1/adele-1462_adopting_i-was-adopting-an-ethiopian-child-that-s_217937.jpg) > [Ought to be easy, ought to be simple enough: Man meets woman, and they fall in love, But the house is haunted…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bruce-springsteen/ought-to-be-easy-ought-to-be-simple-enough-man-meets-woman-and-they/) [Bruce Springsteen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bruce-springsteen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3d6/bruce-springsteen-546_easy_ought-to-be-easy-ought-to-be-simple-enou_2378301.jpg) > [When I first saw 'House on Haunted Hill' as a kid in Baltimore, and the skeleton went out on the wire, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-waters/when-i-first-saw-house-on-haunted-hill-as-a-kid-in-baltimore-and-the/) [John Waters](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-waters/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cbb/john-waters-751_cinema_when-i-first-saw-house-on-haunted-hill-a_430734.jpg) > [“You are not there, Father,” I cried. “I wake up at Gaudlin Hall, I spend most of my day there, I sleep…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-boyne/you-are-not-there-father-i-cried-i-wake-up-at-gaudlin-hall-i-spend/) [John Boyne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-boyne/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/59d/john-boyne-2944_ghost-story_you-are-not-there-father-i-cried-i-wake_2048224.jpg) > [“I keep walking. Freaking idiot. What did she think I was going to do, pretend like she exists? And then it hits…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/laura-a-h-elliott/i-keep-walking-freaking-idiot-what-did-she-think-i-was-going-to-do/) [Laura A.H. Elliott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/laura-a-h-elliott/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ffa/laura-a-h-elliott-29055_haunted_i-keep-walking-freaking-idiot-what-did-s_3020911.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/house-haunted/#itemlist", "name": "House Haunted Quotes", "numberOfItems": 13, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Is it true cats wont stay in a house when it's haunted?", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Jeff Valdez" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-valdez/is-it-true-cats-wont-stay-in-a-house-when-it-s-haunted/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/376/jeff-valdez-84080_cat_is-it-true-cats-wont-stay-in-a-house-whe_1392671.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/376/jeff-valdez-84080_cat_is-it-true-cats-wont-stay-in-a-house-whe_1392671.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/376/jeff-valdez-84080_cat_is-it-true-cats-wont-stay-in-a-house-whe_1392671.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Is it true cats wont stay in a house when it's haunted?” — Jeff Valdez", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "You don't have to be a house to be haunted.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Emily Dickinson" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emily-dickinson/you-don-t-have-to-be-a-house-to-be-haunted/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/244/emily-dickinson-310_home_you-don-t-have-to-be-a-house-to-be-haunt_1067371.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/244/emily-dickinson-310_home_you-don-t-have-to-be-a-house-to-be-haunt_1067371.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/244/emily-dickinson-310_home_you-don-t-have-to-be-a-house-to-be-haunt_1067371.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“You don't have to be a house to be haunted.” — Emily Dickinson", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "So many Ghosts in my garage they think my house haunted.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Mase" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mase/so-many-ghosts-in-my-garage-they-think-my-house-haunted/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4ea/mase-8666_quote_so-many-ghosts-in-my-garage-they-think-m_914724.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4ea/mase-8666_quote_so-many-ghosts-in-my-garage-they-think-m_914724.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4ea/mase-8666_quote_so-many-ghosts-in-my-garage-they-think-m_914724.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“So many Ghosts in my garage they think my house haunted.” — Mase", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 4, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "If your house is haunted think about how much time the ghosts have spent watching you masturbate.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Nikhil Saluja" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/if-your-house-is-haunted-think-about-how-much-time-the-ghosts-have/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d8e/nikhil-saluja-26_quote_if-your-house-is-haunted-think-about-how_2038441.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d8e/nikhil-saluja-26_quote_if-your-house-is-haunted-think-about-how_2038441.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d8e/nikhil-saluja-26_quote_if-your-house-is-haunted-think-about-how_2038441.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“If your house is haunted think about how much time the ghosts have spent watching you masturbate.” — Nikhil Saluja", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 5, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I don't believe my house was haunted. 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My house was haunted, that wasn't true. God, there's been so many rumours.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Adele" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adele/i-was-adopting-an-ethiopian-child-that-s-not-true-my-house-was/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8d1/adele-1462_adopting_i-was-adopting-an-ethiopian-child-that-s_217937.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8d1/adele-1462_adopting_i-was-adopting-an-ethiopian-child-that-s_217937.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8d1/adele-1462_adopting_i-was-adopting-an-ethiopian-child-that-s_217937.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I was adopting an Ethiopian child, that's not true. My house was haunted, that wasn't true. 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You got to learn to live with what you can't rise above.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Bruce Springsteen" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bruce-springsteen/ought-to-be-easy-ought-to-be-simple-enough-man-meets-woman-and-they/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3d6/bruce-springsteen-546_easy_ought-to-be-easy-ought-to-be-simple-enou_2378301.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3d6/bruce-springsteen-546_easy_ought-to-be-easy-ought-to-be-simple-enou_2378301.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3d6/bruce-springsteen-546_easy_ought-to-be-easy-ought-to-be-simple-enou_2378301.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Ought to be easy, ought to be simple enough: Man meets woman, and they fall in love, But the house is…” — Bruce Springsteen", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 11, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "When I first saw 'House on Haunted Hill' as a kid in Baltimore, and the skeleton went out on the wire, and the thousand kids in the audience went crazy... 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Freaking idiot. What did she think I was going to do, pretend like she exists? And then it hits me in the pit of my stomach. What if. Is she? No, she can’t be. She can’t be moving into the house down the street from me. Into the creepy house. The haunted house. But where else would a girl live who could shatter bottles with her gaze. Maybe she’s a doppelganger. “Roxie,”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Laura A.H. 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