--- title: "1 Hours Ago Quotes By Diana Rowland" description: "1 Hours Ago quotes by Diana Rowland. Plus more from Diana Rowland and more Hours Ago sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2a1/diana-rowland-10606_humor-irony-death-zo_three-hours-ago-i-was-in-bed-i-thought-m_1448821.jpg" --- > [“Three hours ago I was in bed, I thought miserably. I should have stayed there.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diana-rowland/three-hours-ago-i-was-in-bed-i-thought-miserably-i-should-have-stayed/) [Diana Rowland](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/diana-rowland/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2a1/diana-rowland-10606_humor-irony-death-zo_three-hours-ago-i-was-in-bed-i-thought-m_1448821.jpg) ## More by Diana Rowland > [“I’m pre-med,” he added smugly. “Okay.” I said again. I didn’t shrug this time, but his jaw tightened a bit as if he was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diana-rowland/i-m-pre-med-he-added-smugly-okay-i-said-again-i-didn-t-shrug-this/) [Diana Rowland](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/diana-rowland/) > [Still, waking up this early was just wrong. “Why can’t people be reasonable and only die after eleven A.M.?” I whined.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diana-rowland/still-waking-up-this-early-was-just-wrong-why-can-t-people-be/) [Diana Rowland](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/diana-rowland/) > [“Lying on the metal table in front of me was a middle-aged man decked out in absolutely nothing at all. A dead man. Buck-ass…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diana-rowland/lying-on-the-metal-table-in-front-of-me-was-a-middle-aged-man-decked/) [Diana Rowland](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/diana-rowland/) > [“Angel, I have no idea how you can stand this stench,” he said. “Derrel’s been doing this for long enough that I think he…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diana-rowland/angel-i-have-no-idea-how-you-can-stand-this-stench-he-said-derrel-s/) [Diana Rowland](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/diana-rowland/) > [“I leveled a scowl at him. “Is there anything in our agreement that says I can’t call you names?” He crouched and added a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diana-rowland/i-leveled-a-scowl-at-him-is-there-anything-in-our-agreement-that-says/) [Diana Rowland](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/diana-rowland/) > [“Yeah, so? I was ignorant, but I’m not a fucking moron. Why would I give the shit to you just so I could buy…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diana-rowland/yeah-so-i-was-ignorant-but-i-m-not-a-fucking-moron-why-would-i-give/) [Diana Rowland](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/diana-rowland/) > [Hell, right now my only weapons were Obnoxious and Snark, and I intended to use them whenever possible.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diana-rowland/hell-right-now-my-only-weapons-were-obnoxious-and-snark-and-i/) [Diana Rowland](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/diana-rowland/) > [“The pudding lived up to its name. And nothing fell off that wasn't supposed to.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diana-rowland/the-pudding-lived-up-to-its-name-and-nothing-fell-off-that-wasn-t/) [Diana Rowland](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/diana-rowland/) > [“...with that I turned into a punching, struggling, kicking psycho redneck zombie bitch.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diana-rowland/with-that-i-turned-into-a-punching-struggling-kicking-psycho-redneck/) [Diana Rowland](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/diana-rowland/) > [“I clung to the pain like a badge of honor. Blood dripped in a slow splatter from a deep gash in my forearm, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diana-rowland/i-clung-to-the-pain-like-a-badge-of-honor-blood-dripped-in-a-slow/) [Diana Rowland](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/diana-rowland/) > [“What did the zombie say to the whore? Keep the tip!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diana-rowland/what-did-the-zombie-say-to-the-whore-keep-the-tip/) [Diana Rowland](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/diana-rowland/) > [“I just can't believe you fucked that thing !" he retorted, voice rough with what I coud only assume was utter distain. "Why... why…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diana-rowland/i-just-can-t-believe-you-fucked-that-thing-he-retorted-voice-rough/) [Diana Rowland](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/diana-rowland/) > [“He leaned back in his chair. “Detective Gillian, what I want to say at this moment would no doubt be considered extremely inappropriate and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diana-rowland/he-leaned-back-in-his-chair-detective-gillian-what-i-want-to-say-at/) [Diana Rowland](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/diana-rowland/) > [“It reminds me of an old joke: What did the Zombie say to the whore?" I looked at him blankly. "Um…what?" He winked. "Keep…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diana-rowland/it-reminds-me-of-an-old-joke-what-did-the-zombie-say-to-the-whore-i/) [Diana Rowland](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/diana-rowland/) > [“The over-weight and out of shape guy who owned the house had apparently decided that having a half-million dollar house meant that he couldn’t…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diana-rowland/the-over-weight-and-out-of-shape-guy-who-owned-the-house-had/) [Diana Rowland](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/diana-rowland/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/hours-ago/diana-rowland/#itemlist", "name": "1 Hours Ago Quotes By Diana Rowland", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Three hours ago I was in bed, I thought miserably. 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