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title: "7 Hotels Like Quotes by 7 authors"
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> [I always wish the hotels were like they are in movies and TV shows, where if you're in Paris, right outside your…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gilbert-gottfried/i-always-wish-the-hotels-were-like-they-are-in-movies-and-tv-shows/)

[Gilbert Gottfried](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gilbert-gottfried/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c15/gilbert-gottfried-7822_alleys_i-always-wish-the-hotels-were-like-they_157040.jpg)

> [I don't like posh hotels. I like small, eclectic hotels, and luxury for me would mean really good company with good food…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amanda-donohoe/i-don-t-like-posh-hotels-i-like-small-eclectic-hotels-and-luxury-for/)

[Amanda Donohoe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amanda-donohoe/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/468/amanda-donohoe-20995_beautiful_i-don-t-like-posh-hotels-i-like-small-ec_718613.png)

> [I've just always liked hotels. I like the bed and the sheets and everything that comes along with it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-boreanaz/i-ve-just-always-liked-hotels-i-like-the-bed-and-the-sheets-and/)

[David Boreanaz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-boreanaz/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a03/david-boreanaz-15161_along_i-ve-just-always-liked-hotels-i-like-the_1152074.jpg)

> [I don't like staying in hotels. I like to be in my own bed. San Diego as a city is really awesome.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kristen-bell/i-don-t-like-staying-in-hotels-i-like-to-be-in-my-own-bed-san-diego/)

[Kristen Bell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kristen-bell/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/66d/kristen-bell-4427_bed_i-don-t-like-staying-in-hotels-i-like-to_1380362.jpg)

> [I like staying in hotels. I like their tiny soap. I like to pretend it's regular-sized and my muscles are huge.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-seinfeld/i-like-staying-in-hotels-i-like-their-tiny-soap-i-like-to-pretend-it/)

[Jerry Seinfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-seinfeld/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ebc/jerry-seinfeld-880_hotel_i-like-staying-in-hotels-i-like-their-ti_1508970.jpg)

> [I like the public hot-tub at the hotels. I like when a guy is already in there, I say, "Hey, do you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mitch-hedberg/i-like-the-public-hot-tub-at-the-hotels-i-like-when-a-guy-is-already/)

[Mitch Hedberg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mitch-hedberg/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9fd/mitch-hedberg-695_add_i-like-the-public-hot-tub-at-the-hotels_2111337.png)

> [My favorite place is Central Park because you never know what you're going to find there. I also like that when I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/haley-joel-osment/my-favorite-place-is-central-park-because-you-never-know-what-you-re/)

[Haley Joel Osment](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/haley-joel-osment/)

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