--- title: "4 Hotel Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield" description: "4 Hotel quotes by Rodney Dangerfield. Plus more from Rodney Dangerfield and more Hotel sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/24e/rodney-dangerfield-755_funny_during-sex-my-girlfriend-always-wants-to_1376593.jpg" --- > [During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rodney-dangerfield/during-sex-my-girlfriend-always-wants-to-talk-to-me-just-the-other/) [Rodney Dangerfield](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rodney-dangerfield/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/24e/rodney-dangerfield-755_funny_during-sex-my-girlfriend-always-wants-to_1376593.jpg) > [Boy what a hotel that was, why they stole my towel.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rodney-dangerfield/boy-what-a-hotel-that-was-why-they-stole-my-towel/) [Rodney Dangerfield](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rodney-dangerfield/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ca4/rodney-dangerfield-755_boys_boy-what-a-hotel-that-was-why-they-stole_1685978.jpg) > [One time I went to a hotel. I asked the bellhop to handle my bag. He felt up my wife!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rodney-dangerfield/one-time-i-went-to-a-hotel-i-asked-the-bellhop-to-handle-my-bag-he/) [Rodney Dangerfield](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rodney-dangerfield/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2b3/rodney-dangerfield-755_bags_one-time-i-went-to-a-hotel-i-asked-the-b_2832302.jpg) > [When I was forty, I was getting divorced, living in a low-class, dirty hotel in New York. My mother was dying of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rodney-dangerfield/when-i-was-forty-i-was-getting-divorced-living-in-a-low-class-dirty/) [Rodney Dangerfield](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rodney-dangerfield/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2d5/rodney-dangerfield-755_agents_when-i-was-forty-i-was-getting-divorced_2862601.jpg) ## Other authors on Hotel - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b018/author-mitch-hedberg-68629.jpg) Mitch Hedberg 10 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/hotel/mitch-hedberg/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b011/author-henny-youngman-41319.jpg) Henny Youngman 9 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/hotel/henny-youngman/) - [Ritesh Agarwal 8 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/hotel/ritesh-agarwal/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b009/author-fran-lebowitz-35316.jpg) Fran Lebowitz 8 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/hotel/fran-lebowitz/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b018/author-moby-68765.jpg) Moby 7 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/hotel/moby/) - [Jarod Kintz 7 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/hotel/jarod-kintz/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b008/author-diane-von-furstenberg-29285.jpg) Diane von Furstenberg 7 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/hotel/diane-von-furstenberg/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b020/author-rob-lowe-79376.jpg) Rob Lowe 6 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/hotel/rob-lowe/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b007/author-dave-barry-27009.jpg) Dave Barry 6 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/hotel/dave-barry/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b013/author-jim-gaffigan-49756.jpg) Jim Gaffigan 5 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/hotel/jim-gaffigan/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b005/author-bill-bryson-17856.jpg) Bill Bryson 5 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/hotel/bill-bryson/) ## More by Rodney Dangerfield > [For Christmas one year I bought my son a BB gun. He bought me a t-shirt with a bulls eye on the back.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rodney-dangerfield/for-christmas-one-year-i-bought-my-son-a-bb-gun-he-bought-me-a-t/) [Rodney Dangerfield](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rodney-dangerfield/) > [I knew a girl so ugly, she had a face like a saint-a Saint Bernard!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rodney-dangerfield/i-knew-a-girl-so-ugly-she-had-a-face-like-a-saint-a-saint-bernard/) [Rodney Dangerfield](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rodney-dangerfield/) > [Every time I get in an elevator, the operator says the same thing to me: 'Basement?'](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rodney-dangerfield/every-time-i-get-in-an-elevator-the-operator-says-the-same-thing-to/) [Rodney Dangerfield](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rodney-dangerfield/) > [My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rodney-dangerfield/my-wife-and-i-were-happy-for-20-years-then-we-met/) [Rodney Dangerfield](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rodney-dangerfield/) > [She failed her drivers test. She couldn't get used to the front seat. It took her four lessons to learn to sit up.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rodney-dangerfield/she-failed-her-drivers-test-she-couldn-t-get-used-to-the-front-seat/) [Rodney Dangerfield](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rodney-dangerfield/) > [I tell ya when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection. My yo-yo, it never came back.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rodney-dangerfield/i-tell-ya-when-i-was-a-kid-all-i-knew-was-rejection-my-yo-yo-it-never/) [Rodney Dangerfield](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rodney-dangerfield/) > [I don't care how rich and successful a man is. He's nothing without an education.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rodney-dangerfield/i-don-t-care-how-rich-and-successful-a-man-is-he-s-nothing-without-an/) [Rodney Dangerfield](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rodney-dangerfield/) > [I went to a massage parlor, it was self service.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rodney-dangerfield/i-went-to-a-massage-parlor-it-was-self-service/) [Rodney Dangerfield](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rodney-dangerfield/) > [What a childhood I had. My parents sent me to a child psychiatrist. The kid didn't help me at all.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rodney-dangerfield/what-a-childhood-i-had-my-parents-sent-me-to-a-child-psychiatrist-the/) [Rodney Dangerfield](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rodney-dangerfield/) > [She was so fat that her belly button makes an echo.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rodney-dangerfield/she-was-so-fat-that-her-belly-button-makes-an-echo/) [Rodney Dangerfield](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rodney-dangerfield/) > [One night I came home. I figured, let my wife come on. I'll play it cool. Let her make the first move. She went…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rodney-dangerfield/one-night-i-came-home-i-figured-let-my-wife-come-on-i-ll-play-it-cool/) [Rodney Dangerfield](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rodney-dangerfield/) > [I'm a bad lover. Once I caught a peeping tom booing me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rodney-dangerfield/i-m-a-bad-lover-once-i-caught-a-peeping-tom-booing-me/) [Rodney Dangerfield](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rodney-dangerfield/) > [I tell ya, I knew my morning wasn't going right. When I put on my shirt the button fell off, when I picked up…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rodney-dangerfield/i-tell-ya-i-knew-my-morning-wasn-t-going-right-when-i-put-on-my-shirt/) [Rodney Dangerfield](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rodney-dangerfield/) > [My wife has teeth like the stars... they come out at night.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rodney-dangerfield/my-wife-has-teeth-like-the-stars-they-come-out-at-night/) [Rodney Dangerfield](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rodney-dangerfield/) > [It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rodney-dangerfield/it-s-tough-to-stay-married-my-wife-kisses-the-dog-on-the-lips-yet-she/) [Rodney Dangerfield](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rodney-dangerfield/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/hotel/rodney-dangerfield/#itemlist", "name": "4 Hotel Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield", "numberOfItems": 4, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. 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