--- title: "4 Hotel Quotes By Chelsea Handler" description: "4 Hotel quotes by Chelsea Handler. Plus more from Chelsea Handler and more Hotel sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2da/chelsea-handler-887_good-time_a-hotel-room-all-to-myself-is-my-idea-of_737919.png" --- > [A hotel room all to myself is my idea of a good time.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chelsea-handler/a-hotel-room-all-to-myself-is-my-idea-of-a-good-time/) [Chelsea Handler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chelsea-handler/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2da/chelsea-handler-887_good-time_a-hotel-room-all-to-myself-is-my-idea-of_737919.png) > [It's like being a stand-up comedian is what leads to being a talk-show host. That life is not cut out for a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chelsea-handler/it-s-like-being-a-stand-up-comedian-is-what-leads-to-being-a-talk/) [Chelsea Handler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chelsea-handler/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/093/chelsea-handler-887_comedian_it-s-like-being-a-stand-up-comedian-is-w_1613267.jpg) > [“If you are a drinker, always use a pseudonym when booking hotels. None of us really know what kind of mess we're…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chelsea-handler/if-you-are-a-drinker-always-use-a-pseudonym-when-booking-hotels-none/) [Chelsea Handler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chelsea-handler/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d68/chelsea-handler-887_hotel_if-you-are-a-drinker-always-use-a-pseudo_2293148.png) > [That's the problem in my industry. Anyone can go and open a f - ing hotel. Anyone can go and buy a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chelsea-handler/that-s-the-problem-in-my-industry-anyone-can-go-and-open-a-f-ing/) [Chelsea Handler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chelsea-handler/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c6c/chelsea-handler-887_certain_that-s-the-problem-in-my-industry-anyone_3023240.png) ## Other authors on Hotel - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b018/author-mitch-hedberg-68629.jpg) Mitch Hedberg 10 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/hotel/mitch-hedberg/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b011/author-henny-youngman-41319.jpg) Henny Youngman 9 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/hotel/henny-youngman/) - [Ritesh Agarwal 8 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/hotel/ritesh-agarwal/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b009/author-fran-lebowitz-35316.jpg) Fran Lebowitz 8 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/hotel/fran-lebowitz/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b018/author-moby-68765.jpg) Moby 7 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/hotel/moby/) - [Jarod Kintz 7 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/hotel/jarod-kintz/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b008/author-diane-von-furstenberg-29285.jpg) Diane von Furstenberg 7 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/hotel/diane-von-furstenberg/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b020/author-rob-lowe-79376.jpg) Rob Lowe 6 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/hotel/rob-lowe/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b007/author-dave-barry-27009.jpg) Dave Barry 6 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/hotel/dave-barry/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b013/author-jim-gaffigan-49756.jpg) Jim Gaffigan 5 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/hotel/jim-gaffigan/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b005/author-bill-bryson-17856.jpg) Bill Bryson 5 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/hotel/bill-bryson/) ## More by Chelsea Handler > [I love people who have such passion for complete nonsense.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chelsea-handler/i-love-people-who-have-such-passion-for-complete-nonsense/) [Chelsea Handler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chelsea-handler/) > [I think the people I talk about are generally so stupid that they don't even know I'm saying bad things about them. I've run…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chelsea-handler/i-think-the-people-i-talk-about-are-generally-so-stupid-that-they-don/) [Chelsea Handler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chelsea-handler/) > [At some point during almost every romantic comedy, the female lead suddenly trips and falls, stumbling helplessly over something ridiculous like a leaf, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chelsea-handler/at-some-point-during-almost-every-romantic-comedy-the-female-lead/) [Chelsea Handler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chelsea-handler/) > [A federal grand jury is investigating allegations that David Copperfield raped, assaulted and threatened a woman he took to his private island in the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chelsea-handler/a-federal-grand-jury-is-investigating-allegations-that-david/) [Chelsea Handler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chelsea-handler/) > [It's been my experience that people who make proclamations about themselves are usually the opposite of what they claim to be. If someone is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chelsea-handler/it-s-been-my-experience-that-people-who-make-proclamations-about/) [Chelsea Handler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chelsea-handler/) > [“My mother agreed to aid my abuse of alcohol but only if I promised never to tell my newly converted Mormon sister, whose identity…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chelsea-handler/my-mother-agreed-to-aid-my-abuse-of-alcohol-but-only-if-i-promised/) [Chelsea Handler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chelsea-handler/) > [I try to not overthink anything. I don't understand why nipples are nudity. Who cares? Men can show their nipples but if we have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chelsea-handler/i-try-to-not-overthink-anything-i-don-t-understand-why-nipples-are/) [Chelsea Handler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chelsea-handler/) > [Seeing your mother naked is not something you easily recover from. Seeing your mother naked and jumping from one side of a king-sized bed…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chelsea-handler/seeing-your-mother-naked-is-not-something-you-easily-recover-from/) [Chelsea Handler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chelsea-handler/) > [I don't like the word 'alcoholic'. I like to think of myself as an advanced drinker.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chelsea-handler/i-don-t-like-the-word-alcoholic-i-like-to-think-of-myself-as-an/) [Chelsea Handler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chelsea-handler/) > [I can remember my first one-night stand like it was yesterday. Well, maybe not the first. Or the second¦ or the fifth. Ill just…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chelsea-handler/i-can-remember-my-first-one-night-stand-like-it-was-yesterday-well/) [Chelsea Handler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chelsea-handler/) > [“It was quite obvious that without severe behavior modification, this boy would grow up to be a serial killer.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chelsea-handler/it-was-quite-obvious-that-without-severe-behavior-modification-this/) [Chelsea Handler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chelsea-handler/) > [Why he would agree to install an eight-by-eight-foot fish tank and then not fill it with a single dolphin made me want to burn…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chelsea-handler/why-he-would-agree-to-install-an-eight-by-eight-foot-fish-tank-and/) [Chelsea Handler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chelsea-handler/) > [My negotiation skills are are on par with George Bush's reading ability. And just like Dubya, every time I've tried to put forth an…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chelsea-handler/my-negotiation-skills-are-are-on-par-with-george-bush-s-reading/) [Chelsea Handler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chelsea-handler/) > [I will probably have sex with Eminem after the show is over. Probably, I dont see why I wouldnt. Im fair game, its not…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chelsea-handler/i-will-probably-have-sex-with-eminem-after-the-show-is-over-probably/) [Chelsea Handler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chelsea-handler/) > [“I've found that many of the people who have a passion for karaoke too often have misplaced confidence, which can become aggressive and border…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chelsea-handler/i-ve-found-that-many-of-the-people-who-have-a-passion-for-karaoke-too/) [Chelsea Handler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chelsea-handler/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/hotel/chelsea-handler/#itemlist", "name": "4 Hotel Quotes By Chelsea Handler", "numberOfItems": 4, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "A hotel room all to myself is my idea of a good time.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Chelsea Handler" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chelsea-handler/a-hotel-room-all-to-myself-is-my-idea-of-a-good-time/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2da/chelsea-handler-887_good-time_a-hotel-room-all-to-myself-is-my-idea-of_737919.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2da/chelsea-handler-887_good-time_a-hotel-room-all-to-myself-is-my-idea-of_737919.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2da/chelsea-handler-887_good-time_a-hotel-room-all-to-myself-is-my-idea-of_737919.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“A hotel room all to myself is my idea of a good time.” — Chelsea Handler", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "It's like being a stand-up comedian is what leads to being a talk-show host. 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