--- title: "4 Hotel Quotes By Andrew Flintoff" description: "4 Hotel quotes by Andrew Flintoff. Plus more from Andrew Flintoff and more Hotel sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f0e/andrew-flintoff-3137_country_it-annoys-me-when-i-phone-a-hotel-recept_461605.jpg" --- > [It annoys me when I phone a hotel receptionist in my own country, and they don't understand what I am saying because…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrew-flintoff/it-annoys-me-when-i-phone-a-hotel-receptionist-in-my-own-country-and/) [Andrew Flintoff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrew-flintoff/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f0e/andrew-flintoff-3137_country_it-annoys-me-when-i-phone-a-hotel-recept_461605.jpg) > [I took my wife to a really expensive hotel in Dubai. This was when we were first dating, so I wanted to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrew-flintoff/i-took-my-wife-to-a-really-expensive-hotel-in-dubai-this-was-when-we/) [Andrew Flintoff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrew-flintoff/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/06d/andrew-flintoff-3137_dating_i-took-my-wife-to-a-really-expensive-hot_633179.jpg) > [I'm not too good with packing. I always have every intention of doing it the week before and then leave it until…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrew-flintoff/i-m-not-too-good-with-packing-i-always-have-every-intention-of-doing/) [Andrew Flintoff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrew-flintoff/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8d7/andrew-flintoff-3137_intention_i-m-not-too-good-with-packing-i-always-h_1586128.jpg) > [I've been to a lot of places to play cricket, but cricket and training get in the way! In India, all you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrew-flintoff/i-ve-been-to-a-lot-of-places-to-play-cricket-but-cricket-and-training/) [Andrew Flintoff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrew-flintoff/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/61a/andrew-flintoff-3137_cricket_i-ve-been-to-a-lot-of-places-to-play-cri_2059972.jpg) ## Other authors on Hotel - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b018/author-mitch-hedberg-68629.jpg) Mitch Hedberg 10 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/hotel/mitch-hedberg/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b011/author-henny-youngman-41319.jpg) Henny Youngman 9 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/hotel/henny-youngman/) - [Ritesh Agarwal 8 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/hotel/ritesh-agarwal/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b009/author-fran-lebowitz-35316.jpg) Fran Lebowitz 8 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/hotel/fran-lebowitz/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b018/author-moby-68765.jpg) Moby 7 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/hotel/moby/) - [Jarod Kintz 7 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/hotel/jarod-kintz/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b008/author-diane-von-furstenberg-29285.jpg) Diane von Furstenberg 7 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/hotel/diane-von-furstenberg/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b020/author-rob-lowe-79376.jpg) Rob Lowe 6 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/hotel/rob-lowe/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b007/author-dave-barry-27009.jpg) Dave Barry 6 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/hotel/dave-barry/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b013/author-jim-gaffigan-49756.jpg) Jim Gaffigan 5 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/hotel/jim-gaffigan/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b005/author-bill-bryson-17856.jpg) Bill Bryson 5 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/hotel/bill-bryson/) ## More by Andrew Flintoff > [I've read a lot of Irvine Welsh - Trainspotting, Glue - he's written some beauties.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrew-flintoff/i-ve-read-a-lot-of-irvine-welsh-trainspotting-glue-he-s-written-some/) [Andrew Flintoff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrew-flintoff/) > [While I'm at second slip I'm not just thinking of what I'm going to have for tea. I'm considering the match as well, wondering…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrew-flintoff/while-i-m-at-second-slip-i-m-not-just-thinking-of-what-i-m-going-to/) [Andrew Flintoff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrew-flintoff/) > [Old Trafford - as a cricket ground, I love playing there. It's a second home for me; I've been going there since I was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrew-flintoff/old-trafford-as-a-cricket-ground-i-love-playing-there-it-s-a-second/) [Andrew Flintoff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrew-flintoff/) > [But there is no danger of my not concentrating on cricket. I'm comfortable on the pitch, and that will never change. I have to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrew-flintoff/but-there-is-no-danger-of-my-not-concentrating-on-cricket-i-m/) [Andrew Flintoff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrew-flintoff/) > [I'm ugly, I'm overweight, but I'm happy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrew-flintoff/i-m-ugly-i-m-overweight-but-i-m-happy/) [Andrew Flintoff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrew-flintoff/) > [In the past five weeks I've trained hard, trying to get my ankle back to where I want it to be](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrew-flintoff/in-the-past-five-weeks-i-ve-trained-hard-trying-to-get-my-ankle-back/) [Andrew Flintoff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrew-flintoff/) > [I flew to Los Angeles to interview Vinnie Jones and Piers Morgan for the BBC and spent 11 hours in economy on BA, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrew-flintoff/i-flew-to-los-angeles-to-interview-vinnie-jones-and-piers-morgan-for/) [Andrew Flintoff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrew-flintoff/) > [I'm completely different from Pietersen. He would turn up to the opening of an envelope](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrew-flintoff/i-m-completely-different-from-pietersen-he-would-turn-up-to-the/) [Andrew Flintoff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrew-flintoff/) > [Now, I am not saying that the world is flat, but it could be.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrew-flintoff/now-i-am-not-saying-that-the-world-is-flat-but-it-could-be/) [Andrew Flintoff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrew-flintoff/) > [It was an old cricket coach who started calling me Fred - as in Flintstone. There are far worse things to be called in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrew-flintoff/it-was-an-old-cricket-coach-who-started-calling-me-fred-as-in/) [Andrew Flintoff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrew-flintoff/) > [I always listen to music before I go out to bat. Any track, really, just whatever I feel like at the time.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrew-flintoff/i-always-listen-to-music-before-i-go-out-to-bat-any-track-really-just/) [Andrew Flintoff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrew-flintoff/) > [It's usually the funny comments which are the better ones - and they are good for the game.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrew-flintoff/it-s-usually-the-funny-comments-which-are-the-better-ones-and-they/) [Andrew Flintoff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrew-flintoff/) > [I actually love the Discovery Channel.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrew-flintoff/i-actually-love-the-discovery-channel/) [Andrew Flintoff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrew-flintoff/) > [I'll take my iPod - though I'm not very good with gadgets to be honest - and that has everything I like.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrew-flintoff/i-ll-take-my-ipod-though-i-m-not-very-good-with-gadgets-to-be-honest/) [Andrew Flintoff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrew-flintoff/) > [Whatever was written in the media was beyond me. The only thing I could control was getting fit.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrew-flintoff/whatever-was-written-in-the-media-was-beyond-me-the-only-thing-i/) [Andrew Flintoff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrew-flintoff/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/hotel/andrew-flintoff/#itemlist", "name": "4 Hotel Quotes By Andrew Flintoff", "numberOfItems": 4, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "It annoys me when I phone a hotel receptionist in my own country, and they don't understand what I am saying because they don't speak English. I think that's wrong. 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