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title: "377 Hotel room Quotes by 340 authors"
description: "Browse 377 Hotel room quotes by 340 authors. Discover the best Hotel room sayings and thoughts."
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> [Hotel Room:p lol](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel/hotel-room-p-lol/)

[Rachel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel/)

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> [I like a messy hotel room. It's a little slice of home.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kevin-parker/i-like-a-messy-hotel-room-it-s-a-little-slice-of-home/)

[Kevin Parker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kevin-parker/)

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> [“i am not a hotel room i am home”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rupi-kaur/i-am-not-a-hotel-room-i-am-home/)

[Rupi Kaur](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rupi-kaur/)

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> [A hotel room all to myself is my idea of a good time.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chelsea-handler/a-hotel-room-all-to-myself-is-my-idea-of-a-good-time/)

[Chelsea Handler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chelsea-handler/)

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> [I don't do much else but stay in my hotel room.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/layne-staley/i-don-t-do-much-else-but-stay-in-my-hotel-room/)

[Layne Staley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/layne-staley/)

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> [The smell of the carpet in a hotel room is the same everywhere.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/linda-ronstadt/the-smell-of-the-carpet-in-a-hotel-room-is-the-same-everywhere/)

[Linda Ronstadt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/linda-ronstadt/)

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> [Breaking up a hotel room doesn't change anything.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ronnie-van-zant/breaking-up-a-hotel-room-doesn-t-change-anything/)

[Ronnie Van Zant](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ronnie-van-zant/)

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> [I've never had a girl just for one night in my hotel room.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-kaulitz/i-ve-never-had-a-girl-just-for-one-night-in-my-hotel-room/)

[Bill Kaulitz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-kaulitz/)

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> [This is an elegant hotel! Room service has an unlisted number.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/henny-youngman/this-is-an-elegant-hotel-room-service-has-an-unlisted-number/)

[Henny Youngman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/henny-youngman/)

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> [The first private space of my own wasn't a dorm room; it was a hotel room in Tulsa, Oklahoma.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rob-lowe/the-first-private-space-of-my-own-wasn-t-a-dorm-room-it-was-a-hotel/)

[Rob Lowe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rob-lowe/)

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> [Sitting in a hotel room just makes you sit and think about things.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nathan-sykes/sitting-in-a-hotel-room-just-makes-you-sit-and-think-about-things/)

[Nathan Sykes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nathan-sykes/)

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> [If I ever woke up with a dead hooker in my hotel room, Matt would be the first person I'd call.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ben-affleck/if-i-ever-woke-up-with-a-dead-hooker-in-my-hotel-room-matt-would-be/)

[Ben Affleck](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ben-affleck/)

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> [As a professional athlete, whether it's traveling or being in a hotel room, you gotta let your time go somewhere.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-young/as-a-professional-athlete-whether-it-s-traveling-or-being-in-a-hotel/)

[Nick Young](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-young/)

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> [I just want to stay in my hotel room, read my book. I enjoy that private time.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hope-solo/i-just-want-to-stay-in-my-hotel-room-read-my-book-i-enjoy-that/)

[Hope Solo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hope-solo/)

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> [I knew it. I knew it. Born in a hotel room - and God damn it - died in a hotel room.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eugene-o-neill/i-knew-it-i-knew-it-born-in-a-hotel-room-and-god-damn-it-died-in-a/)

[Eugene O'Neill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eugene-o-neill/)

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> [The chi of a room is important to me. If I walk into a hotel room and it doesn't feel right, I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/abbey-lee-kershaw/the-chi-of-a-room-is-important-to-me-if-i-walk-into-a-hotel-room-and/)

[Abbey Lee Kershaw](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/abbey-lee-kershaw/)

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> [I love to sew in the hotel room. I even sew in the locker room sometimes.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bianca-belair/i-love-to-sew-in-the-hotel-room-i-even-sew-in-the-locker-room/)

[Bianca Belair](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bianca-belair/)

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> [The manager is by himself. He can't mingle with his players. I enjoyed my players, but I could not socialize with them…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/al-lopez/the-manager-is-by-himself-he-can-t-mingle-with-his-players-i-enjoyed/)

[Al Lopez](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/al-lopez/)

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> [“Hotel-Room Coffee Tables I’ll admit to this one. They’re just not as sturdy as they look. It’s really hard to find wood…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tristan-taormino/hotel-room-coffee-tables-i-ll-admit-to-this-one-they-re-just-not-as/)

[Tristan Taormino](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tristan-taormino/)

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> [You know, maybe I was just born in the wrong time, but I love all things romantic. Puffy understands that. For my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-lopez/you-know-maybe-i-was-just-born-in-the-wrong-time-but-i-love-all/)

[Jennifer Lopez](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-lopez/)

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> [From the moment I leave my house or my hotel room, the public owns me. The public made Alice Cooper and I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alice-cooper/from-the-moment-i-leave-my-house-or-my-hotel-room-the-public-owns-me/)

[Alice Cooper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alice-cooper/)

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> [The P2P marketplace extends into other markets where individuals are monetizing underutilized assets. Lodging is one example. Instead of finding a hotel…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sam-graves/the-p2p-marketplace-extends-into-other-markets-where-individuals-are/)

[Sam Graves](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sam-graves/)

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> [I had one guy pretend to be me, go to a hotel room, and tell the people at the front desk that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/les-claypool/i-had-one-guy-pretend-to-be-me-go-to-a-hotel-room-and-tell-the-people/)

[Les Claypool](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/les-claypool/)

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> [So I'm more at home with my backpack, sleeping in a hotel room or on a bus or on an airplane, than…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/henry-rollins/so-i-m-more-at-home-with-my-backpack-sleeping-in-a-hotel-room-or-on-a/)

[Henry Rollins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/henry-rollins/)

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> [I can't write on the road. I have to be home. I have to be around all those rusted tractors and dilapidated…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-fullbright/i-can-t-write-on-the-road-i-have-to-be-home-i-have-to-be-around-all/)

[John Fullbright](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-fullbright/)

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> [“Mr. Wonderful was probably taking his sweet time, right?” “No, it was actually my fault this morning. I was busy with…paperwork.” “Oh.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/colleen-houck/mr-wonderful-was-probably-taking-his-sweet-time-right-no-it-was/)

[Colleen Houck](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/colleen-houck/)

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> [I'm always in a hotel room, and I spend a good portion of my day setting it up so it's comfortable for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/howie-mandel/i-m-always-in-a-hotel-room-and-i-spend-a-good-portion-of-my-day/)

[Howie Mandel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/howie-mandel/)

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> [“Most lives vanish. A person dies, and little by little all traces of that life disappear. An inventor survives in his inventions,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-auster/most-lives-vanish-a-person-dies-and-little-by-little-all-traces-of/)

[Paul Auster](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-auster/)

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> [As I was whizzing around the United States on yet another demented book tour, getting up at four in the morning to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/margaret-atwood/as-i-was-whizzing-around-the-united-states-on-yet-another-demented/)

[Margaret Atwood](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/margaret-atwood/)

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> [I woke up as the sun was reddening; and that was the one distinct time in my life, the strangest moment of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-kerouac/i-woke-up-as-the-sun-was-reddening-and-that-was-the-one-distinct-time/)

[Jack Kerouac](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-kerouac/)

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> [People go to Vegas, and they don't know what to do; here's what you do. You go to the casino in your…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-black/people-go-to-vegas-and-they-don-t-know-what-to-do-here-s-what-you-do/)

[Lewis Black](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lewis-black/)

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> [“Where I'm is one of those stair climbing machines the agent has installed. You climb and climb forever and never get off…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/where-i-m-is-one-of-those-stair-climbing-machines-the-agent-has/)

[Chuck Palahniuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-palahniuk/)

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> [“Besides, I wasn't the only one with sleep problems, as Victor had been talking in his sleep since he was a kid.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jenny-lawson/besides-i-wasn-t-the-only-one-with-sleep-problems-as-victor-had-been/)

[Jenny Lawson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jenny-lawson/)

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> [I never have been in Bernie Fine's hotel room in my life.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-boeheim/i-never-have-been-in-bernie-fine-s-hotel-room-in-my-life/)

[Jim Boeheim](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jim-boeheim/)

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> [I can't sleep the first night in a hotel room.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-keaton/i-can-t-sleep-the-first-night-in-a-hotel-room/)

[Michael Keaton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-keaton/)

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> [I behave. I lock myself in my hotel room every night.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jinder-mahal/i-behave-i-lock-myself-in-my-hotel-room-every-night/)

[Jinder Mahal](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jinder-mahal/)

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> [“My hotel room faces the ocean. My face is also oceanic.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/my-hotel-room-faces-the-ocean-my-face-is-also-oceanic/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

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> [I never trashed a hotel room or did drugs.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sean-connery/i-never-trashed-a-hotel-room-or-did-drugs/)

[Sean Connery](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sean-connery/)

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> [Well, I've claimed to have seen two ghosts in a hotel room.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-dratch/well-i-ve-claimed-to-have-seen-two-ghosts-in-a-hotel-room/)

[Rachel Dratch](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-dratch/)

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> [Forget about your boyfriend and meet me at the hotel room, you can bring your girlfriends and meet me at the hotel…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pitbull/forget-about-your-boyfriend-and-meet-me-at-the-hotel-room-you-can/)

[Pitbull](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pitbull/)

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## Top authors on Hotel room

- [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b004/author-anna-banks-13610.jpg) Anna Banks 5 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/hotel-room/anna-banks/)

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                        "text": "“Mr. Wonderful was probably taking his sweet time, right?” “No, it was actually my fault this morning. I was busy with…paperwork.” “Oh. Well, that’s alright. Don’t worry about it. What kind of paperwork?” He smiled. “Nothing important.” Mr. Kadam held the door for me, and we walked out into an empty hallway. I was just starting to relax at the elevator doors when I heard a hotel room door close. Ren walked down the hall toward us. He’d purchased new clothes. Of course, he looked wonderful. I took a step back from the elevator and tried to avoid eye contact. Ren wore a brand new pair of dark-indigo, purposely faded, urban-destruction designer jeans. His shirt was long-sleeved, buttoned-down, crisp, oxford-style and was obviously of high quality. It was blue with thin white stripes that matched is eyes perfectly. He’d rolled up the sleeves and left his shirt untucked and open at the collar. It was also an athletic cut, so it fit tightly to his muscular torso, which made me suck in an involuntary breath in appreciation of his male splendor. He looks like a runway model. How in the world am I going to be able to reject that? The world is so unfair. Seriously, it’s like turning Brad Pitt down for a date. The girl who could actually do it should win an award for idiot of the century. I again quickly ran through my list of reasons for not being with Ren and said a few “He’s not for me’s.” The good thing about seeing his mouthwatering self and watching him walk around like a regular person was that it tightened my resolve. Yes. It would be hard because he was so unbelievably gorgeous, but it was now even more obvious to me that we didn’t belong together. As he joined us at the elevator, I shook my head and muttered under my breath, “Figures. The guy is a tiger for three hundred and fifty years and emerges from his curse with expensive taste and keen fashion sense too. Incredible!” Mr. Kadam asked, “What was that, Miss Kelsey?” “Nothing.” Ren raised an eyebrow and smirked. He probably heard me. Stupid tiger hearing. The elevator doors opened. I stepped in and moved to the corner hoping to keep Mr. Kadam between the two of us, but unfortunately, Mr. Kadam wasn’t receiving the silent thoughts I was projecting furiously toward him and remained by the elevator buttons. Ren moved next to me and stood too close. He looked me up and down slowly and gave me a knowing smile. We rode down the elevator in silence. When the doors opened, he stopped me, took the backpack off my shoulder, and threw it over his, leaving me with nothing to carry. He walked ahead next to Mr. Kadam while I trialed along slowly behind, keeping distance between us and a wary eye on his tall frame.”",
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                        "text": "I'm always in a hotel room, and I spend a good portion of my day setting it up so it's comfortable for me. Whether that means making paths out of towels so I don't touch the carpet or removing the comforters or just not touching things. Even sitting on a plane with a bunch of other people - it's really hard for me.",
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