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> [“This is from the queen? And you say it’s for a mouse? I’m sorry, sir, but the Pyramid Hotel doesn’t allow any pets except for service animals.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elle-lothlorien/this-is-from-the-queen-and-you-say-it-s-for-a-mouse-i-m-sorry-sir-but/)

[Elle Lothlorien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elle-lothlorien/)

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> [When I find out a hotel doesn't have a DSL, it's like "What? There's no toilet?" Once you get used to high speed you ain't going back](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/when-i-find-out-a-hotel-doesn-t-have-a-dsl-it-s-like-what-there-s-no/)

[Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/)

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