--- title: "5 Host Quotes By Jimmy Fallon" description: "5 Host quotes by Jimmy Fallon. Plus more from Jimmy Fallon and more Host sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/00b/jimmy-fallon-656_ask-me_people-ask-me-jimmy-howd-you-get-here-to_772119.jpg" --- > [People ask me, Jimmy, howd you get here tonight. Lets just say it involved a two-hour make-out session with Elaine Stritch. It…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/people-ask-me-jimmy-howd-you-get-here-tonight-lets-just-say-it/) [Jimmy Fallon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-fallon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/00b/jimmy-fallon-656_ask-me_people-ask-me-jimmy-howd-you-get-here-to_772119.jpg) > [Tomorrow President Obama will host NASCAR racing champion Kevin Harvick at the White House. They both said they look forward to spending…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/tomorrow-president-obama-will-host-nascar-racing-champion-kevin/) [Jimmy Fallon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-fallon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/55d/jimmy-fallon-656_champion_tomorrow-president-obama-will-host-nasca_1512242.jpg) > [MSNBC host Lawrence O'Donnell is saying Donald Trump lied when he said he made $20 million a year off his 'Apprentice' series…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/msnbc-host-lawrence-o-donnell-is-saying-donald-trump-lied-when-he/) [Jimmy Fallon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-fallon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/873/jimmy-fallon-656_apprentice_msnbc-host-lawrence-o-donnell-is-saying_1753151.jpg) > [Vladimir Putin bribed a soccer official with a Picasso painting so he would support Russia's bid to host the 2018 World Cup.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/vladimir-putin-bribed-a-soccer-official-with-a-picasso-painting-so-he/) [Jimmy Fallon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-fallon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/69b/jimmy-fallon-656_cups_vladimir-putin-bribed-a-soccer-official_2831254.jpg) > [Officials from the soccer organization FIFA, which decides which cities get to host the World Cup, are accused of accepting bribes when…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/officials-from-the-soccer-organization-fifa-which-decides-which/) [Jimmy Fallon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-fallon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/968/jimmy-fallon-656_accepting_officials-from-the-soccer-organization-f_2898878.jpg) ## Other authors on Host ## More by Jimmy Fallon > [A new survey found that 12 percent of parents punish their kids by banning social networking sites. The other 88 percent punish their kids…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/a-new-survey-found-that-12-percent-of-parents-punish-their-kids-by/) [Jimmy Fallon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-fallon/) > [I read that as marijuana legalization becomes more popular, it could affect the jobs of drug-sniffing dogs. Or as those dogs put it, 'Thanks,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/i-read-that-as-marijuana-legalization-becomes-more-popular-it-could/) [Jimmy Fallon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-fallon/) > [NASA is developing space taxis to shuttle astronauts to the International Space Station. And just like New York taxis, they're all going to be…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/nasa-is-developing-space-taxis-to-shuttle-astronauts-to-the/) [Jimmy Fallon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-fallon/) > [In a recent attack ad, the NRA claims that President Obama cares about his own children more than he cares about other children. In…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/in-a-recent-attack-ad-the-nra-claims-that-president-obama-cares-about/) [Jimmy Fallon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-fallon/) > [After Donald Trump wrote Lindsey Graham's cellphone number on a piece of paper and showed it to everybody, Graham said he's getting a new…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/after-donald-trump-wrote-lindsey-graham-s-cellphone-number-on-a-piece/) [Jimmy Fallon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-fallon/) > [Yesterday on CNN, Joe Biden said he hasn't made up his mind about whether he'll run for president in 2016. Which raises the question:…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/yesterday-on-cnn-joe-biden-said-he-hasn-t-made-up-his-mind-about/) [Jimmy Fallon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-fallon/) > [A clothing company is making T-shirts inspired by Bernie Sanders with messages like 'Feel the Bern.' They were gonna make them for Lincoln Chafee…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/a-clothing-company-is-making-t-shirts-inspired-by-bernie-sanders-with/) [Jimmy Fallon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-fallon/) > [Arizona just became the 15th state to approve medical marijuana. So I give it three days before they stop caring about the whole immigration…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/arizona-just-became-the-15th-state-to-approve-medical-marijuana-so-i/) [Jimmy Fallon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-fallon/) > [I became a Yankees fan for a few years. But now, I gotta say, I'm really rooting for the Red Sox.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/i-became-a-yankees-fan-for-a-few-years-but-now-i-gotta-say-i-m-really/) [Jimmy Fallon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-fallon/) > [My dream was to grow up and get a job at IBM, like my dad. That seemed like a logical dream.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/my-dream-was-to-grow-up-and-get-a-job-at-ibm-like-my-dad-that-seemed/) [Jimmy Fallon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-fallon/) > [The federal government is starting to plan for climate change by making extended forecasts that can help people plan for extreme weather - because…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/the-federal-government-is-starting-to-plan-for-climate-change-by/) [Jimmy Fallon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-fallon/) > [Yesterday, the Supreme Court spent over an hour listening to arguments on whether Obamacare is unconstitutional. Yeah, listening to arguments about Obamacare for an…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/yesterday-the-supreme-court-spent-over-an-hour-listening-to-arguments/) [Jimmy Fallon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-fallon/) > [A massive power outage in Washington, D.C., today affected a number of federal buildings, including the White House. When asked when they could restore…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/a-massive-power-outage-in-washington-d-c-today-affected-a-number-of/) [Jimmy Fallon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-fallon/) > [There's always going to be someone out there... who doesn't believe in you or who thinks your head is too big or you're not…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/there-s-always-going-to-be-someone-out-there-who-doesn-t-believe-in/) [Jimmy Fallon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-fallon/) > [Despite Russia's move to raise interest rates this week, the value of the ruble has continued to crash. Russia's economy is so bad, Edward…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/despite-russia-s-move-to-raise-interest-rates-this-week-the-value-of/) [Jimmy Fallon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-fallon/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/host/jimmy-fallon/#itemlist", "name": "5 Host Quotes By Jimmy Fallon", "numberOfItems": 5, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "People ask me, Jimmy, howd you get here tonight. Lets just say it involved a two-hour make-out session with Elaine Stritch. 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