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title: "7 Host Quotes By Craig Ferguson"
description: "7 Host quotes by Craig Ferguson. Plus more from Craig Ferguson and more Host sayings from other authors."
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> [I don't think of myself of a late-show host any more than I think of myself of a game-show host. I mean,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/craig-ferguson/i-don-t-think-of-myself-of-a-late-show-host-any-more-than-i-think-of/)

[Craig Ferguson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/craig-ferguson/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d8b/craig-ferguson-664_done_i-don-t-think-of-myself-of-a-late-show-h_1002015.png)

> [I do a show. It comes on late at night on TV. And if that means I'm a late-night talk show host,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/craig-ferguson/i-do-a-show-it-comes-on-late-at-night-on-tv-and-if-that-means-i-m-a/)

[Craig Ferguson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/craig-ferguson/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/945/craig-ferguson-664_care_i-do-a-show-it-comes-on-late-at-night-on_1228230.png)

> [I'm a terrible interviewer. I'm not a journalist - although I have a Peabody Award - and I'm not really a late-night…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/craig-ferguson/i-m-a-terrible-interviewer-i-m-not-a-journalist-although-i-have-a/)

[Craig Ferguson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/craig-ferguson/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e99/craig-ferguson-664_awards_i-m-a-terrible-interviewer-i-m-not-a-jou_1702224.jpg)

> [The difference between a broadcaster and a host is that a host tells stories and dumb jokes, but a broadcaster can articulate…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/craig-ferguson/the-difference-between-a-broadcaster-and-a-host-is-that-a-host-tells/)

[Craig Ferguson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/craig-ferguson/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c10/craig-ferguson-664_broadcaster_the-difference-between-a-broadcaster-and_1846531.png)

> [Don't ever rope me in as a late-night talk show host. I don't want to be one.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/craig-ferguson/don-t-ever-rope-me-in-as-a-late-night-talk-show-host-i-don-t-want-to/)

[Craig Ferguson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/craig-ferguson/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3f9/craig-ferguson-664_host_don-t-ever-rope-me-in-as-a-late-night-ta_2168145.png)

> [If we are now holding late-night talk-show hosts to the same moral accountability as we hold politicians or clergymen, I'm out. I'm…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/craig-ferguson/if-we-are-now-holding-late-night-talk-show-hosts-to-the-same-moral/)

[Craig Ferguson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/craig-ferguson/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b93/craig-ferguson-664_accountability_if-we-are-now-holding-late-night-talk-sh_2224514.png)

> [Every year law schools churn out thousands of lawyers. We don't need any more lawyers. We need more lawyers like we need…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/craig-ferguson/every-year-law-schools-churn-out-thousands-of-lawyers-we-don-t-need/)

[Craig Ferguson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/craig-ferguson/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7ee/craig-ferguson-664_education_every-year-law-schools-churn-out-thousan_2262205.png)

## Other authors on Host

## More by Craig Ferguson

> [“I was ambitious and desperate to direct my first film, so I capitulated and blew it. Never again. Never fucking again.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/craig-ferguson/i-was-ambitious-and-desperate-to-direct-my-first-film-so-i/)

[Craig Ferguson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/craig-ferguson/)

> [Sometimes people think you’re smart if you question the status quo, if nothing else.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/craig-ferguson/sometimes-people-think-you-re-smart-if-you-question-the-status-quo-if/)

[Craig Ferguson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/craig-ferguson/)

> [Sober alkies are often asked: "When did you hit rock bottom?" but a more informed question might be: "How many times did you hit…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/craig-ferguson/sober-alkies-are-often-asked-when-did-you-hit-rock-bottom-but-a-more/)

[Craig Ferguson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/craig-ferguson/)

> [Remember the band, Flock of Seagulls? They had their van stolen. I was like, They still have a van?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/craig-ferguson/remember-the-band-flock-of-seagulls-they-had-their-van-stolen-i-was/)

[Craig Ferguson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/craig-ferguson/)

> [People spend thousands of dollars trying to keep their teeth straight. I just hope we can live in a world where we accept gay…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/craig-ferguson/people-spend-thousands-of-dollars-trying-to-keep-their-teeth-straight/)

[Craig Ferguson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/craig-ferguson/)

> [Whoever I had become had to die.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/craig-ferguson/whoever-i-had-become-had-to-die/)

[Craig Ferguson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/craig-ferguson/)

> [My pilot's license. I'm proud of that.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/craig-ferguson/my-pilot-s-license-i-m-proud-of-that/)

[Craig Ferguson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/craig-ferguson/)

> [People are saying that Anderson Cooper could be the new Oprah. And then these people are struck by lightning.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/craig-ferguson/people-are-saying-that-anderson-cooper-could-be-the-new-oprah-and/)

[Craig Ferguson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/craig-ferguson/)

> [I think comedy comes more from a low sense of self-esteem, and I certainly have that.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/craig-ferguson/i-think-comedy-comes-more-from-a-low-sense-of-self-esteem-and-i/)

[Craig Ferguson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/craig-ferguson/)

> [I'm so excited about the new iPad, I just iPeed my iPants.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/craig-ferguson/i-m-so-excited-about-the-new-ipad-i-just-ipeed-my-ipants/)

[Craig Ferguson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/craig-ferguson/)

> [For my birthday that year Anne gave me an inflatable atlas globe, along with a birthday card in which she wrote: I give you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/craig-ferguson/for-my-birthday-that-year-anne-gave-me-an-inflatable-atlas-globe/)

[Craig Ferguson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/craig-ferguson/)

> [114 isn't as old as it used to be they say its the new 104.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/craig-ferguson/114-isn-t-as-old-as-it-used-to-be-they-say-its-the-new-104/)

[Craig Ferguson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/craig-ferguson/)

> [I have to do a show which is of interest to me, or else I'm lost.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/craig-ferguson/i-have-to-do-a-show-which-is-of-interest-to-me-or-else-i-m-lost/)

[Craig Ferguson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/craig-ferguson/)

> [The first ads for medical marijuana have started airing on television in California. The ads are quite expensive. It costs a lot of money…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/craig-ferguson/the-first-ads-for-medical-marijuana-have-started-airing-on-television/)

[Craig Ferguson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/craig-ferguson/)

> [I wanted to be a rock star.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/craig-ferguson/i-wanted-to-be-a-rock-star/)

[Craig Ferguson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/craig-ferguson/)

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