--- title: "4 Host Quotes By Chelsea Handler" description: "4 Host quotes by Chelsea Handler. Plus more from Chelsea Handler and more Host sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/889/chelsea-handler-887_baby_paris-hilton-is-one-of-the-hosts-for-nic_564265.png" --- > [Paris Hilton is one of the hosts for Nicole Richie’s baby shower, and they’re serving sushi. Awesome, Paris—sushi, the one thing pregnant…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chelsea-handler/paris-hilton-is-one-of-the-hosts-for-nicole-richie-s-baby-shower-and/) [Chelsea Handler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chelsea-handler/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/889/chelsea-handler-887_baby_paris-hilton-is-one-of-the-hosts-for-nic_564265.png) > [It's like being a stand-up comedian is what leads to being a talk-show host. That life is not cut out for a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chelsea-handler/it-s-like-being-a-stand-up-comedian-is-what-leads-to-being-a-talk/) [Chelsea Handler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chelsea-handler/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/093/chelsea-handler-887_comedian_it-s-like-being-a-stand-up-comedian-is-w_1613267.jpg) > [Whoever calls and asks me to do stuff and obviously, with having your own TV show, people want you to get involved.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chelsea-handler/whoever-calls-and-asks-me-to-do-stuff-and-obviously-with-having-your/) [Chelsea Handler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chelsea-handler/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ecd/chelsea-handler-887_ask-me_whoever-calls-and-asks-me-to-do-stuff-an_2039025.jpg) > [ \[Late-night host\] is not really a job for a woman. You can't have kids and be a late-night host.I mean Samantha Bee… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chelsea-handler/late-night-host-is-not-really-a-job-for-a-woman-you-can-t-have-kids/) [Chelsea Handler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chelsea-handler/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/21d/chelsea-handler-887_all-night_late-night-host-is-not-really-a-job-for_2229366.jpg) ## Other authors on Host ## More by Chelsea Handler > [I love people who have such passion for complete nonsense.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chelsea-handler/i-love-people-who-have-such-passion-for-complete-nonsense/) [Chelsea Handler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chelsea-handler/) > [I think the people I talk about are generally so stupid that they don't even know I'm saying bad things about them. I've run…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chelsea-handler/i-think-the-people-i-talk-about-are-generally-so-stupid-that-they-don/) [Chelsea Handler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chelsea-handler/) > [At some point during almost every romantic comedy, the female lead suddenly trips and falls, stumbling helplessly over something ridiculous like a leaf, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chelsea-handler/at-some-point-during-almost-every-romantic-comedy-the-female-lead/) [Chelsea Handler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chelsea-handler/) > [A federal grand jury is investigating allegations that David Copperfield raped, assaulted and threatened a woman he took to his private island in the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chelsea-handler/a-federal-grand-jury-is-investigating-allegations-that-david/) [Chelsea Handler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chelsea-handler/) > [It's been my experience that people who make proclamations about themselves are usually the opposite of what they claim to be. If someone is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chelsea-handler/it-s-been-my-experience-that-people-who-make-proclamations-about/) [Chelsea Handler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chelsea-handler/) > [“My mother agreed to aid my abuse of alcohol but only if I promised never to tell my newly converted Mormon sister, whose identity…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chelsea-handler/my-mother-agreed-to-aid-my-abuse-of-alcohol-but-only-if-i-promised/) [Chelsea Handler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chelsea-handler/) > [I try to not overthink anything. I don't understand why nipples are nudity. Who cares? Men can show their nipples but if we have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chelsea-handler/i-try-to-not-overthink-anything-i-don-t-understand-why-nipples-are/) [Chelsea Handler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chelsea-handler/) > [Seeing your mother naked is not something you easily recover from. Seeing your mother naked and jumping from one side of a king-sized bed…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chelsea-handler/seeing-your-mother-naked-is-not-something-you-easily-recover-from/) [Chelsea Handler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chelsea-handler/) > [I don't like the word 'alcoholic'. I like to think of myself as an advanced drinker.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chelsea-handler/i-don-t-like-the-word-alcoholic-i-like-to-think-of-myself-as-an/) [Chelsea Handler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chelsea-handler/) > [I can remember my first one-night stand like it was yesterday. Well, maybe not the first. Or the second¦ or the fifth. Ill just…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chelsea-handler/i-can-remember-my-first-one-night-stand-like-it-was-yesterday-well/) [Chelsea Handler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chelsea-handler/) > [“It was quite obvious that without severe behavior modification, this boy would grow up to be a serial killer.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chelsea-handler/it-was-quite-obvious-that-without-severe-behavior-modification-this/) [Chelsea Handler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chelsea-handler/) > [Why he would agree to install an eight-by-eight-foot fish tank and then not fill it with a single dolphin made me want to burn…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chelsea-handler/why-he-would-agree-to-install-an-eight-by-eight-foot-fish-tank-and/) [Chelsea Handler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chelsea-handler/) > [My negotiation skills are are on par with George Bush's reading ability. And just like Dubya, every time I've tried to put forth an…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chelsea-handler/my-negotiation-skills-are-are-on-par-with-george-bush-s-reading/) [Chelsea Handler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chelsea-handler/) > [I will probably have sex with Eminem after the show is over. Probably, I dont see why I wouldnt. Im fair game, its not…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chelsea-handler/i-will-probably-have-sex-with-eminem-after-the-show-is-over-probably/) [Chelsea Handler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chelsea-handler/) > [“I've found that many of the people who have a passion for karaoke too often have misplaced confidence, which can become aggressive and border…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chelsea-handler/i-ve-found-that-many-of-the-people-who-have-a-passion-for-karaoke-too/) [Chelsea Handler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chelsea-handler/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/host/chelsea-handler/#itemlist", "name": "4 Host Quotes By Chelsea Handler", "numberOfItems": 4, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Paris Hilton is one of the hosts for Nicole Richie’s baby shower, and they’re serving sushi. 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