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title: "6 Host Guest Quotes by 5 authors"
description: "Browse 6 Host Guest quotes by 5 authors. Discover the best Host Guest sayings and thoughts."
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> [I recently saw this home video where my brother is playing this character Arsenio Grimley, who is a mix of Arsenio Hall…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/abbi-jacobson/i-recently-saw-this-home-video-where-my-brother-is-playing-this/)

[Abbi Jacobson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/abbi-jacobson/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fbb/abbi-jacobson-10659_brother_i-recently-saw-this-home-video-where-my_333823.jpg)

> [The truly essential bargain between host and guest requires the guest only to respond promptly, show up on time, socialize with other…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/judith-martin/the-truly-essential-bargain-between-host-and-guest-requires-the-guest/)

[Judith Martin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/judith-martin/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/092/judith-martin-1927_bargains_the-truly-essential-bargain-between-host_421631.png)

> [If the guests want to wrest the check away from the host, because the host is also the guest of honor, then…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carolyn-hax/if-the-guests-want-to-wrest-the-check-away-from-the-host-because-the/)

[Carolyn Hax](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/carolyn-hax/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a3a/carolyn-hax-9229_checks_if-the-guests-want-to-wrest-the-check-aw_558671.png)

> [“Kamaswami entered, a swiftly, smoothly moving man with very gray hair, with very intelligent, cautious eyes, with a greedy mouth. Politely, the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hermann-hesse/kamaswami-entered-a-swiftly-smoothly-moving-man-with-very-gray-hair/)

[Hermann Hesse](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hermann-hesse/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5ce/hermann-hesse-130_gray-hair_kamaswami-entered-a-swiftly-smoothly-mov_623164.png)

> [Pleasantest of all ties is the tie of host and guest.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/aeschylus/pleasantest-of-all-ties-is-the-tie-of-host-and-guest/)

[Aeschylus](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/aeschylus/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6c4/aeschylus-749_guest_pleasantest-of-all-ties-is-the-tie-of-ho_733940.png)

> [What is there more kindly than the feeling between host and guest?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/aeschylus/what-is-there-more-kindly-than-the-feeling-between-host-and-guest/)

[Aeschylus](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/aeschylus/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bb9/aeschylus-749_guest_what-is-there-more-kindly-than-the-feeli_2690068.png)

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