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> [“Here’s a suggestion for future reference, then,” Horse said. “Try jerking off before answering the door if you want me to believe you don’t think of her that way. Wood like you were sportin’ usually implies the opposite. Unless it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joanna-wylde/here-s-a-suggestion-for-future-reference-then-horse-said-try-jerking/)

[Joanna Wylde](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joanna-wylde/)

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> [“You look like shit,” Horse said helpfully as he pulled up a lawn chair next to me. He sounded almost cheerful, which annoyed me. I glared at him and he smirked. “Still got a sweet butt though.” I went from…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joanna-wylde/you-look-like-shit-horse-said-helpfully-as-he-pulled-up-a-lawn-chair/)

[Joanna Wylde](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joanna-wylde/)

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## More by Joanna Wylde

> [“You’re all mine, babe. Knew it the first time I saw you. Couldn’t give you up if I tried.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joanna-wylde/you-re-all-mine-babe-knew-it-the-first-time-i-saw-you-couldn-t-give/)

[Joanna Wylde](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joanna-wylde/)

> [“Marie Caroline Jensen, will you marry me?” he asked suddenly, looking right into my eyes. I bit my lip, trying to decide how long…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joanna-wylde/marie-caroline-jensen-will-you-marry-me-he-asked-suddenly-looking/)

[Joanna Wylde](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joanna-wylde/)

> [“He knew it. He just didn’t care, and a man who’d stopped caring was dangerous as fuck.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joanna-wylde/he-knew-it-he-just-didn-t-care-and-a-man-who-d-stopped-caring-was/)

[Joanna Wylde](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joanna-wylde/)

> [“Nothing says “commitment” like accessory to murder.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joanna-wylde/nothing-says-commitment-like-accessory-to-murder/)

[Joanna Wylde](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joanna-wylde/)

> [“I want to own every part of you,” he continued, his breath hot against my skin. “I want to throw you face-first across this…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joanna-wylde/i-want-to-own-every-part-of-you-he-continued-his-breath-hot-against/)

[Joanna Wylde](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joanna-wylde/)

> [“What the hell is that?” I asked. “I mean, what are you supposed to be dressed like?” “I’m a sexy carrot.” I looked at…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joanna-wylde/what-the-hell-is-that-i-asked-i-mean-what-are-you-supposed-to-be/)

[Joanna Wylde](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joanna-wylde/)

> [“I’m with you, Em. Don’t doubt that, okay? No matter what happens or what you hear…Promise?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joanna-wylde/i-m-with-you-em-don-t-doubt-that-okay-no-matter-what-happens-or-what/)

[Joanna Wylde](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joanna-wylde/)

> [“Open your mouth,” Liam told me. I shook my head. He pushed forward into me again, and his dick felt even bigger and harder…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joanna-wylde/open-your-mouth-liam-told-me-i-shook-my-head-he-pushed-forward-into/)

[Joanna Wylde](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joanna-wylde/)

> [“I’ll be your old lady and I’ll wear your patch. But if you ever let some bitch shove her tits in your face again,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joanna-wylde/i-ll-be-your-old-lady-and-i-ll-wear-your-patch-but-if-you-ever-let/)

[Joanna Wylde](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joanna-wylde/)

> [“But those are your fingerprints, babe.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joanna-wylde/but-those-are-your-fingerprints-babe/)

[Joanna Wylde](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joanna-wylde/)

> [“Why hasn’t Marie shot you yet?” “Because I’m not in denial about what my cock wants,” Horse replied. “I piss her off, I get…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joanna-wylde/why-hasn-t-marie-shot-you-yet-because-i-m-not-in-denial-about-what-my/)

[Joanna Wylde](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joanna-wylde/)

> [“You want the freedom to sleep around. I'm not willing to give you that. I want more. Sounds like we have a fundamental difference…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joanna-wylde/you-want-the-freedom-to-sleep-around-i-m-not-willing-to-give-you-that/)

[Joanna Wylde](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joanna-wylde/)

> [“Things had changed between us in a profound way, something I think we both knew. All our fighting and nitpicking seemed so silly now.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joanna-wylde/things-had-changed-between-us-in-a-profound-way-something-i-think-we/)

[Joanna Wylde](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joanna-wylde/)

> [“Horse: Wood like you were sporting usually implies the opposite. Unless it was for me? If that's the case, I'm genuinely flattered. No judgements.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joanna-wylde/horse-wood-like-you-were-sporting-usually-implies-the-opposite-unless/)

[Joanna Wylde](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joanna-wylde/)

> [“I screwed the King of the Man-whores—condom-free—in a damned shed, because I’m classy like that.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joanna-wylde/i-screwed-the-king-of-the-man-whores-condom-free-in-a-damned-shed/)

[Joanna Wylde](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joanna-wylde/)

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