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title: "4 Horrible Quotes By Woody Allen"
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> [I feel that humor, just like Fred Astaire dance numbers or these lightweight musicals, gives you a little oasis. You are in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/i-feel-that-humor-just-like-fred-astaire-dance-numbers-or-these/)

[Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c25/woody-allen-176_beautiful_i-feel-that-humor-just-like-fred-astaire_807039.jpg)

> [Life is horrible, but it is not relentlessly black from wire to wire. You can sit down and hear a Mozart symphony,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/life-is-horrible-but-it-is-not-relentlessly-black-from-wire-to-wire/)

[Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/)

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> [I feel that life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. That's the two categories. The horrible are like, I don't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/i-feel-that-life-is-divided-into-the-horrible-and-the-miserable-that/)

[Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/)

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> [Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/life-is-divided-into-the-horrible-and-the-miserable/)

[Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/)

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## Other authors on Horrible

## More by Woody Allen

> [“True, science has conquered many diseases, broken the genetic code, and even placed human beings on the moon, and yet when a man of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/true-science-has-conquered-many-diseases-broken-the-genetic-code-and/)

[Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/)

> [Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/bisexuality-immediately-doubles-your-chances-for-a-date-on-saturday/)

[Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/)

> [In every generation there are a few people who are authentically funny. The cosmetics change. You may not be able to articulate it, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/in-every-generation-there-are-a-few-people-who-are-authentically/)

[Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/)

> [I think Frank Capra was a much craftier filmmaker, a wonderful filmmaker. He had enormous technique, and he knew how to manipulate the public…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/i-think-frank-capra-was-a-much-craftier-filmmaker-a-wonderful/)

[Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/)

> [The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/the-food-here-is-terrible-and-the-portions-are-too-small/)

[Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/)

> [Gauguin flew into a frenzy! He held my head under the X-ray machine for ten straight minutes and for several hours after I could…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/gauguin-flew-into-a-frenzy-he-held-my-head-under-the-x-ray-machine/)

[Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/)

> [What has gotten into you lately? Save a little craziness for menopause!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/what-has-gotten-into-you-lately-save-a-little-craziness-for-menopause/)

[Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/)

> [I enjoy the making of the film and it's something for me to do. If nobody ever comes to my films, if people don't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/i-enjoy-the-making-of-the-film-and-it-s-something-for-me-to-do-if/)

[Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/)

> [Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/why-does-man-kill-he-kills-for-food-and-not-only-food-frequently/)

[Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/)

> [A stockbroker is someone who invests other people's money until it is all gone.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/a-stockbroker-is-someone-who-invests-other-people-s-money-until-it-is/)

[Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/)

> [Man cannot live by bread alone. Every once in awhile he needs a salad.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/man-cannot-live-by-bread-alone-every-once-in-awhile-he-needs-a-salad/)

[Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/)

> [All literature is a footnote to Faust. I have no idea what I mean by that.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/all-literature-is-a-footnote-to-faust-i-have-no-idea-what-i-mean-by/)

[Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/)

> [There are two important things in the world, the first is sex. The other isn't all that important.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/there-are-two-important-things-in-the-world-the-first-is-sex-the/)

[Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/)

> [You can't ride two horses with one behind.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/you-can-t-ride-two-horses-with-one-behind/)

[Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/)

> [Is old age really so terrible? Not if you've brushed your teeth faithfully.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/is-old-age-really-so-terrible-not-if-you-ve-brushed-your-teeth/)

[Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/)

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