--- title: "5 Horrible Quotes By Anthony Jeselnik" description: "5 Horrible quotes by Anthony Jeselnik. Plus more from Anthony Jeselnik and more Horrible sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/88e/anthony-jeselnik-1838_fucked_the-world-is-full-of-horrible-things-174_1740448.png" --- > [The world is full of horrible things...](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anthony-jeselnik/the-world-is-full-of-horrible-things/) [Anthony Jeselnik](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anthony-jeselnik/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/88e/anthony-jeselnik-1838_fucked_the-world-is-full-of-horrible-things-174_1740448.png) > [Everyone has the same kind of fears; everyone has the same big problems in the world, which is, like, fear of death…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anthony-jeselnik/everyone-has-the-same-kind-of-fears-everyone-has-the-same-big/) [Anthony Jeselnik](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anthony-jeselnik/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/311/anthony-jeselnik-1838_big_everyone-has-the-same-kind-of-fears-ever_2487496.jpg) > [The world is full of horrible things that will eventually get you and everything you care about. Laughter is a universal way…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anthony-jeselnik/the-world-is-full-of-horrible-things-that-will-eventually-get-you-and/) [Anthony Jeselnik](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anthony-jeselnik/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bfc/anthony-jeselnik-1838_care_the-world-is-full-of-horrible-things-tha_2658776.png) > [One of my favorite things on the show was just getting to do my own monologue and talking about someone who killed…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anthony-jeselnik/one-of-my-favorite-things-on-the-show-was-just-getting-to-do-my-own/) [Anthony Jeselnik](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anthony-jeselnik/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7e7/anthony-jeselnik-1838_able_one-of-my-favorite-things-on-the-show-wa_2867789.png) > [When I finished high school, I wanted to take all my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle. But my mom said…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anthony-jeselnik/when-i-finished-high-school-i-wanted-to-take-all-my-graduation-money/) [Anthony Jeselnik](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anthony-jeselnik/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/916/anthony-jeselnik-1838_accidents_when-i-finished-high-school-i-wanted-to_2875558.png) ## Other authors on Horrible ## More by Anthony Jeselnik > [I have that need in me, I want everyone to love me, but I'm embarrassed by that need, so I wanted to cover it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anthony-jeselnik/i-have-that-need-in-me-i-want-everyone-to-love-me-but-i-m-embarrassed/) [Anthony Jeselnik](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anthony-jeselnik/) > [I want people to just be paying attention even if they're not necessarily laughing at something, or if it takes them a while to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anthony-jeselnik/i-want-people-to-just-be-paying-attention-even-if-they-re-not/) [Anthony Jeselnik](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anthony-jeselnik/) > [I have a twelve year old sex doll. Brand new.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anthony-jeselnik/i-have-a-twelve-year-old-sex-doll-brand-new/) [Anthony Jeselnik](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anthony-jeselnik/) > [Perhaps I'm being too optimistic, but I think this country is finally ready for a black serial killer.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anthony-jeselnik/perhaps-i-m-being-too-optimistic-but-i-think-this-country-is-finally/) [Anthony Jeselnik](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anthony-jeselnik/) > [Father's Day makes me wish I could talk to my Dad just one more time, instead of all the time.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anthony-jeselnik/father-s-day-makes-me-wish-i-could-talk-to-my-dad-just-one-more-time/) [Anthony Jeselnik](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anthony-jeselnik/) > [About a year after I moved to Los Angeles, I decided I wanted to be a joke writer for a late night talk show.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anthony-jeselnik/about-a-year-after-i-moved-to-los-angeles-i-decided-i-wanted-to-be-a/) [Anthony Jeselnik](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anthony-jeselnik/) > [When I was little, I would burn ants with a magnifying glass. But now that I'm older, I'm more of a cat guy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anthony-jeselnik/when-i-was-little-i-would-burn-ants-with-a-magnifying-glass-but-now/) [Anthony Jeselnik](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anthony-jeselnik/) > [I'm fascinated by offensive subject matter. Always have been. It is very natural to me, as any teach I've ever had growing up could…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anthony-jeselnik/i-m-fascinated-by-offensive-subject-matter-always-have-been-it-is/) [Anthony Jeselnik](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anthony-jeselnik/) > [I got into comedy because I wanted to get into writing.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anthony-jeselnik/i-got-into-comedy-because-i-wanted-to-get-into-writing/) [Anthony Jeselnik](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anthony-jeselnik/) > [I actually never acted on "Deadwood." I have meetings all the time where people look at my IMDb page and see that I played…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anthony-jeselnik/i-actually-never-acted-on-deadwood-i-have-meetings-all-the-time-where/) [Anthony Jeselnik](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anthony-jeselnik/) > [I was a weird kid because I liked to be alone, but I craved attention. It was important for me to be cool, but…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anthony-jeselnik/i-was-a-weird-kid-because-i-liked-to-be-alone-but-i-craved-attention/) [Anthony Jeselnik](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anthony-jeselnik/) > [I know her in the biblical senseand when I say that, I mean I don't believe a word she says.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anthony-jeselnik/i-know-her-in-the-biblical-senseand-when-i-say-that-i-mean-i-don-t/) [Anthony Jeselnik](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anthony-jeselnik/) > [I love Pittsburgh. Most of my family still lives there and I try to get back a couple of times a year.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anthony-jeselnik/i-love-pittsburgh-most-of-my-family-still-lives-there-and-i-try-to/) [Anthony Jeselnik](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anthony-jeselnik/) > [I think brilliant stuff comes out of working with limitations. One liners are very limiting, but that's what drew me to them in the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anthony-jeselnik/i-think-brilliant-stuff-comes-out-of-working-with-limitations-one/) [Anthony Jeselnik](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anthony-jeselnik/) > [I love anyone who surprises me and makes me laugh.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anthony-jeselnik/i-love-anyone-who-surprises-me-and-makes-me-laugh/) [Anthony Jeselnik](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anthony-jeselnik/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/horrible/anthony-jeselnik/#itemlist", "name": "5 Horrible Quotes By Anthony Jeselnik", "numberOfItems": 5, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "The world is full of horrible things...", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Anthony Jeselnik" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anthony-jeselnik/the-world-is-full-of-horrible-things/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/88e/anthony-jeselnik-1838_fucked_the-world-is-full-of-horrible-things-174_1740448.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/88e/anthony-jeselnik-1838_fucked_the-world-is-full-of-horrible-things-174_1740448.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/88e/anthony-jeselnik-1838_fucked_the-world-is-full-of-horrible-things-174_1740448.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“The world is full of horrible things...” — Anthony Jeselnik", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Everyone has the same kind of fears; everyone has the same big problems in the world, which is, like, fear of death and 'I hope horrible things don't happen to my family,' but they do. 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