--- title: "1 Horrible Student Quotes By Adam Carolla" description: "1 Horrible Student quotes by Adam Carolla. Plus more from Adam Carolla and more Horrible Student sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6cd/adam-carolla-2058_horrible_i-was-a-horrible-student-562550_562550.png" --- > [I was a horrible student.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adam-carolla/i-was-a-horrible-student/) [Adam Carolla](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/adam-carolla/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6cd/adam-carolla-2058_horrible_i-was-a-horrible-student-562550_562550.png) ## More by Adam Carolla > [“One of the classier features of this home was the padded toilet seat. It was high-mileage puffy brown vinyl-colored foam and made that weird…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adam-carolla/one-of-the-classier-features-of-this-home-was-the-padded-toilet-seat/) [Adam Carolla](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/adam-carolla/) > [I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adam-carolla/i-give-women-two-types-of-orgasms-fake-and-none/) [Adam Carolla](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/adam-carolla/) > [I'm really just trying to hash out the next two weeks of my life...so, something that is potentially four months down the road is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adam-carolla/i-m-really-just-trying-to-hash-out-the-next-two-weeks-of-my-life-so/) [Adam Carolla](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/adam-carolla/) > [I don't think I've ever seen pie advertised. That's how you know it's good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts. They advertise the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adam-carolla/i-don-t-think-i-ve-ever-seen-pie-advertised-that-s-how-you-know-it-s/) [Adam Carolla](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/adam-carolla/) > [I don't think healthcare's a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adam-carolla/i-don-t-think-healthcare-s-a-right-the-only-right-you-have-is-the/) [Adam Carolla](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/adam-carolla/) > [I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I'm not interested in hurting their feelings.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adam-carolla/i-like-my-parents-but-they-are-just-not-good-parents-they-are-nice/) [Adam Carolla](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/adam-carolla/) > [People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adam-carolla/people-have-to-be-realistic-or-the-dream-just-drags-on/) [Adam Carolla](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/adam-carolla/) > [“But our leaders can’t tell the truth. We won’t let them. We’ve created a society where the politicians aren’t allowed to criticize the people.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adam-carolla/but-our-leaders-can-t-tell-the-truth-we-won-t-let-them-we-ve-created/) [Adam Carolla](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/adam-carolla/) > [I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that's out of this world. I'll give a heads-up to all…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adam-carolla/i-cook-a-little-bit-i-make-a-hungarian-dish-called-chicken-paprikash/) [Adam Carolla](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/adam-carolla/) > [When I'm in power, here's how I'm gonna put the country back on its feet. I'm going to put sterilizing agents in the following…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adam-carolla/when-i-m-in-power-here-s-how-i-m-gonna-put-the-country-back-on-its/) [Adam Carolla](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/adam-carolla/) > [The main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adam-carolla/the-main-thing-that-i-learned-from-my-horrible-job-experiences-was/) [Adam Carolla](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/adam-carolla/) > [I think comedy has evolved like every art form, and people probably do less standing around and telling jokes, and more things that have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adam-carolla/i-think-comedy-has-evolved-like-every-art-form-and-people-probably-do/) [Adam Carolla](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/adam-carolla/) > [You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adam-carolla/you-should-feel-good-about-yourself-because-of-your-accomplishments/) [Adam Carolla](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/adam-carolla/) > [“Here’s a handy list of warning signs of the worst people on the road. Some are tuned-out menaces, others are just assholes. Be alert,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adam-carolla/here-s-a-handy-list-of-warning-signs-of-the-worst-people-on-the-road/) [Adam Carolla](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/adam-carolla/) > [I don't have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adam-carolla/i-don-t-have-anything-against-my-mom-but-my-family-has-no-emotional/) [Adam Carolla](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/adam-carolla/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/horrible-student/adam-carolla/#itemlist", "name": "1 Horrible Student Quotes By Adam Carolla", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I was a horrible student.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Adam Carolla" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adam-carolla/i-was-a-horrible-student/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6cd/adam-carolla-2058_horrible_i-was-a-horrible-student-562550_562550.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6cd/adam-carolla-2058_horrible_i-was-a-horrible-student-562550_562550.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6cd/adam-carolla-2058_horrible_i-was-a-horrible-student-562550_562550.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I was a horrible student.” — Adam Carolla", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } } ] }, { "@type": "CollectionPage", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/horrible-student/adam-carolla/#webpage", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/horrible-student/adam-carolla/", "name": "Horrible Student Quotes by Adam Carolla", "isPartOf": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#website" }, "mainEntity": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/horrible-student/adam-carolla/#itemlist" }, "primaryImageOfPage": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6cd/adam-carolla-2058_horrible_i-was-a-horrible-student-562550_562550.png" }, "description": "1 Horrible Student quotes by Adam Carolla. 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