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title: "14 Hooters Quotes by 14 authors"
description: "Browse 14 Hooters quotes by 14 authors. Discover the best Hooters sayings and thoughts."
image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c32/nikhil-saluja-26_god_if-god-was-a-woman-there-would-be-no-hoo_171249.jpg"
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> [If God Was A Woman… There would be no Hooters](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/if-god-was-a-woman-there-would-be-no-hooters/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c32/nikhil-saluja-26_god_if-god-was-a-woman-there-would-be-no-hoo_171249.jpg)

> [I go to Hooters for lunch every day. Then for coffee.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ray-romano/i-go-to-hooters-for-lunch-every-day-then-for-coffee/)

[Ray Romano](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ray-romano/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5d6/ray-romano-3515_coffee_i-go-to-hooters-for-lunch-every-day-then_3000977.jpg)

> [How come every time I have hooters I need to shit out a new born baby?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/how-come-every-time-i-have-hooters-i-need-to-shit-out-a-new-born-baby/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/95e/anonymous-1_time_how-come-every-time-i-have-hooters-i-nee_2583660.jpg)

> [Well, the first restaurant I worked in was Hooters.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/randy-rainbow/well-the-first-restaurant-i-worked-in-was-hooters/)

[Randy Rainbow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/randy-rainbow/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/685/randy-rainbow-5471_first_well-the-first-restaurant-i-worked-in-wa_151581.jpg)

> [My girlfriend works at Hooters. In the kitchen.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mitch-hedberg/my-girlfriend-works-at-hooters-in-the-kitchen/)

[Mitch Hedberg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mitch-hedberg/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/36e/mitch-hedberg-695_funny_my-girlfriend-works-at-hooters-in-the-ki_1688111.png)

> [Youre an old man who dresses like a Hooters waitress.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-ross/youre-an-old-man-who-dresses-like-a-hooters-waitress/)

[Jeff Ross](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-ross/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5ad/jeff-ross-7690_old-man_youre-an-old-man-who-dresses-like-a-hoot_921461.png)

> [I always tried to fit in, so I was a cheerleader with the orange skin and white-blonde hair, and Hooters was part…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/katherine-ryan/i-always-tried-to-fit-in-so-i-was-a-cheerleader-with-the-orange-skin/)

[Katherine Ryan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/katherine-ryan/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/eb9/katherine-ryan-5689_always_i-always-tried-to-fit-in-so-i-was-a-chee_2516181.jpg)

> [I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters.. do they just give you a bra and say, here fill…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/azgraybebly-joslan/i-always-wondered-what-the-job-application-is-like-at-hooters-do-they/)

[Azgraybebly Joslan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/azgraybebly-joslan/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2f4/azgraybebly-joslan-653_d-lol_i-always-wondered-what-the-job-applicati_162346.jpg)

> [I'm glad that I finally get to talk to people so they can like put a person with the Hooters girl. It's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amy-adams/i-m-glad-that-i-finally-get-to-talk-to-people-so-they-can-like-put-a/)

[Amy Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amy-adams/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ac1/amy-adams-5009_meeting_i-m-glad-that-i-finally-get-to-talk-to-p_2850290.jpg)

> [The girls, like, in we'll say Hooters, have less clothing than the girls I worked with in those days. We thought it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/don-rickles/the-girls-like-in-we-ll-say-hooters-have-less-clothing-than-the-girls/)

[Don Rickles](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/don-rickles/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/69f/don-rickles-1705_business_the-girls-like-in-we-ll-say-hooters-have_1281201.png)

> [I've been hitting up Hooters since 1983, and I can assure you nothin' says football season is here quite like watching the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jon-gruden/i-ve-been-hitting-up-hooters-since-1983-and-i-can-assure-you-nothin/)

[Jon Gruden](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jon-gruden/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/745/jon-gruden-3924_beer_i-ve-been-hitting-up-hooters-since-1983_1906138.jpg)

> [“I’d never own a Hooters, because while I may be the face of the franchise, people only ever look at the breasts.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-d-never-own-a-hooters-because-while-i-may-be-the-face-of-the/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9b0/jarod-kintz-2_melted-cheese_i-d-never-own-a-hooters-because-while-i_762722.jpg)

> [“She looked like she was being towed through the store by two submarines,” said Simon. “Major hooters,” said Troy Lee. “Major-league hooters.”…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-moore/she-looked-like-she-was-being-towed-through-the-store-by-two/)

[Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-moore/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f56/christopher-moore-353_hooters_she-looked-like-she-was-being-towed-thro_1889850.png)

> [“Yeah, well don't get used to it," I mutter back. "I ain't no damn Hooters waitress." I catch his grin out of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michelle-bryan/yeah-well-don-t-get-used-to-it-i-mutter-back-i-ain-t-no-damn-hooters/)

[Michelle Bryan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michelle-bryan/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b15/michelle-bryan-81734_gaze_yeah-well-don-t-get-used-to-it-i-mutter_3223880.jpg)

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