---
title: "3 Honey Man Quotes by 3 authors"
description: "Browse 3 Honey Man quotes by 3 authors. Discover the best Honey Man sayings and thoughts."
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> [Honey, a man can't keep his gun in a cookie jar. It just isn't done.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-evanovich/honey-a-man-can-t-keep-his-gun-in-a-cookie-jar-it-just-isn-t-done/)

[Janet Evanovich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janet-evanovich/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6e4/janet-evanovich-291_cookie_honey-a-man-can-t-keep-his-gun-in-a-cook_1762549.png)

> [“Honey, that man would do anything to keep you. Lie, steal, cheat, kill, clean up after himself, and do laundry.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alisa-sheckley/honey-that-man-would-do-anything-to-keep-you-lie-steal-cheat-kill/)

[Alisa Sheckley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alisa-sheckley/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/968/alisa-sheckley-217937_cheat_honey-that-man-would-do-anything-to-keep_2294978.jpg)

> [“Remember honey, he's a man, and with men you just have to treat them like the children they are”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/samantha-towle/remember-honey-he-s-a-man-and-with-men-you-just-have-to-treat-them/)

[Samantha Towle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/samantha-towle/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8ae/samantha-towle-2502_children_remember-honey-he-s-a-man-and-with-men-y_3146376.jpg)

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