--- title: "25 Holy Shit Quotes by 25 authors" description: "Browse 25 Holy Shit quotes by 25 authors. Discover the best Holy Shit sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5f7/kristin-hannah-1106_holy_holy-shit-she-was-serious-1614257_1614257.png" --- > [“Holy shit, she was serious.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kristin-hannah/holy-shit-she-was-serious/) [Kristin Hannah](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kristin-hannah/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5f7/kristin-hannah-1106_holy_holy-shit-she-was-serious-1614257_1614257.png) > [“Holy shit!" "Since when is shit holy?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/katie-klein/holy-shit-since-when-is-shit-holy/) [Katie Klein](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/katie-klein/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5ae/katie-klein-15562_holy_holy-shit-since-when-is-shit-holy-510574_510574.jpg) > [“I'm chasing after that Holy Shit Effect.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kevin-hart/i-m-chasing-after-that-holy-shit-effect/) [Kevin Hart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kevin-hart/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/188/kevin-hart-506_quote_i-m-chasing-after-that-holy-shit-effect_2126562.jpg) > [“holy-shit-he’s-sexy.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pam-godwin/holy-shit-he-s-sexy/) [Pam Godwin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pam-godwin/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/372/pam-godwin-7351_quote_holy-shit-he-s-sexy-1297702_1297702.jpg) > [“Holy shit. I’m a Smurf.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/erica-cameron/holy-shit-i-m-a-smurf/) [Erica Cameron](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/erica-cameron/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a9b/erica-cameron-22713_holy_holy-shit-i-m-a-smurf-2551172_2551172.jpg) > [“Holy shit . . . They’d joined the war.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-r-ward/holy-shit-they-d-joined-the-war/) [J.R. Ward](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-r-ward/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/316/j-r-ward-148_bdb_holy-shit-they-d-joined-the-war-639545_639545.png) > [“Holy shit,’ he says. ‘Did I just do that?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pittacus-lore/holy-shit-he-says-did-i-just-do-that/) [Pittacus Lore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pittacus-lore/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/673/pittacus-lore-1736_says_holy-shit-he-says-did-i-just-do-that-648_648137.png) > [“Holy shit! It wasn't them; it was him!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thomas-perry/holy-shit-it-wasn-t-them-it-was-him/) [Thomas Perry](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thomas-perry/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/829/thomas-perry-17897_holy_holy-shit-it-wasn-t-them-it-was-him-2304_2304203.jpg) > [“Aiyaaaa,” Zheng said softly. And if that meant “holy shit,” I agreed.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-chance/aiyaaaa-zheng-said-softly-and-if-that-meant-holy-shit-i-agreed/) [Karen Chance](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-chance/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/080/karen-chance-1416_said_aiyaaaa-zheng-said-softly-and-if-that-me_3145321.png) > [Walked into the restroom right after Jesus took a dump. All I can say is HOLY SHIT!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/walked-into-the-restroom-right-after-jesus-took-a-dump-all-i-can-say/) [Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9ff/nikhil-saluja-26_quote_walked-into-the-restroom-right-after-jes_1793071.jpg) > [“Holy shit, it's like porn with the romance.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/katy-evans/holy-shit-it-s-like-porn-with-the-romance/) [Katy Evans](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/katy-evans/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bd4/katy-evans-3051_love_holy-shit-it-s-like-porn-with-the-romanc_2750882.png) > [“Holy shit, you have an arsenal of sex toys in here.” My”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/santino-hassell/holy-shit-you-have-an-arsenal-of-sex-toys-in-here-my/) [Santino Hassell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/santino-hassell/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5b6/santino-hassell-2054_quote_holy-shit-you-have-an-arsenal-of-sex-toy_1424861.jpg) > [“Holy shit balls. This was Hell’s version of the friggin’ Sarlacc Pit. Perfect.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-a-hunter/holy-shit-balls-this-was-hell-s-version-of-the-friggin-sarlacc-pit/) [James A. Hunter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-a-hunter/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5b0/james-a-hunter-92942_hell_holy-shit-balls-this-was-hell-s-version_536223.jpg) > [“The feature article made my holy-shit-o-meter blare like a banshee”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-a-saare/the-feature-article-made-my-holy-shit-o-meter-blare-like-a-banshee/) [J.A. Saare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-a-saare/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1c0/j-a-saare-15735_ja-saare_the-feature-article-made-my-holy-shit-o_410128.jpg) > [“My jaw drops to form a capital O, as in, O Holy Shit.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeri-smith-ready/my-jaw-drops-to-form-a-capital-o-as-in-o-holy-shit/) [Jeri Smith-Ready](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeri-smith-ready/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/216/jeri-smith-ready-3642_holy_my-jaw-drops-to-form-a-capital-o-as-in-o_2145413.png) > [“I thought, Holy shit, who is paying attention?” Thus”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-lewis/i-thought-holy-shit-who-is-paying-attention-thus/) [Michael Lewis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-lewis/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2cb/michael-lewis-705_attention_i-thought-holy-shit-who-is-paying-attent_1748376.png) > [“Holy shit. What does that mean? Does he white-slave small children to some God-forsaken part of the planet?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/e-l-james/holy-shit-what-does-that-mean-does-he-white-slave-small-children-to/) [E.L. James](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/e-l-james/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/214/e-l-james-470_christian-grey_holy-shit-what-does-that-mean-does-he-wh_2689391.png) > [“Holy shit… I might just die from so much sex.” She shrugged… “Yeah, but it’d be a fun way to go, wouldn’t…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/raine-miller/holy-shit-i-might-just-die-from-so-much-sex-she-shrugged-yeah-but-it/) [Raine Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/raine-miller/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/03c/raine-miller-4161_shrugged_holy-shit-i-might-just-die-from-so-much_837867.jpg) > [“Holy shit? She said yes? I had to force myself to play cool, because I was about to fist pump the sky…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-lynn/holy-shit-she-said-yes-i-had-to-force-myself-to-play-cool-because-i/) [J. Lynn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-lynn/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0d7/j-lynn-1047_cam-hamilton_holy-shit-she-said-yes-i-had-to-force-my_1990636.jpg) > [“Oh my God, you feel incredible." He breathed heavily against my ear. "Holy shit, I may never recover from this.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-sterling/oh-my-god-you-feel-incredible-he-breathed-heavily-against-my-ear-holy/) [J. Sterling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-sterling/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/47c/j-sterling-4835_oh-my-god_oh-my-god-you-feel-incredible-he-breathe_1950443.jpg) > [Life is not about showing up at the grave in a nice preserved body...it's about sliding in at the last second all…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nishan-panwar/life-is-not-about-showing-up-at-the-grave-in-a-nice-preserved-body-it/) [Nishan Panwar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nishan-panwar/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/577/nishan-panwar-14_grave_life-is-not-about-showing-up-at-the-grav_2817748.jpg) > [“Holy shit. Holy. Fucking. Shit. I'm not sure if I have said this before but this girl is going to kill me.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-m-lennon/holy-shit-holy-fucking-shit-i-m-not-sure-if-i-have-said-this-before/) [J.M. Lennon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-m-lennon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/665/j-m-lennon-108321_quote_holy-shit-holy-fucking-shit-i-m-not-sure_2085648.jpg) > [“Open your mouth,” Liam told me. I shook my head. He pushed forward into me again, and his dick felt even bigger…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joanna-wylde/open-your-mouth-liam-told-me-i-shook-my-head-he-pushed-forward-into/) [Joanna Wylde](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joanna-wylde/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/55f/joanna-wylde-3043_quote_open-your-mouth-liam-told-me-i-shook-my_218650.jpg) > [“You love him. You are holy-shit in love with him.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrea-randall/you-love-him-you-are-holy-shit-in-love-with-him/) [Andrea Randall](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrea-randall/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/82e/andrea-randall-18147_holy_you-love-him-you-are-holy-shit-in-love-w_384683.jpg) > [“Holy shit,” Holden said. “Did you just magic that door open?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-s-a-corey/holy-shit-holden-said-did-you-just-magic-that-door-open/) [James S.A. Corey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-s-a-corey/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/133/james-s-a-corey-861_door-open_holy-shit-holden-said-did-you-just-magic_2299169.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/holy-shit/#itemlist", "name": "Holy Shit Quotes", "numberOfItems": 25, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Holy shit, she was serious.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Kristin Hannah" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kristin-hannah/holy-shit-she-was-serious/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5f7/kristin-hannah-1106_holy_holy-shit-she-was-serious-1614257_1614257.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5f7/kristin-hannah-1106_holy_holy-shit-she-was-serious-1614257_1614257.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5f7/kristin-hannah-1106_holy_holy-shit-she-was-serious-1614257_1614257.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Holy shit, she was serious.” — Kristin Hannah", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Holy shit!\" \"Since when is shit holy?”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Katie Klein" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/katie-klein/holy-shit-since-when-is-shit-holy/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5ae/katie-klein-15562_holy_holy-shit-since-when-is-shit-holy-510574_510574.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5ae/katie-klein-15562_holy_holy-shit-since-when-is-shit-holy-510574_510574.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5ae/katie-klein-15562_holy_holy-shit-since-when-is-shit-holy-510574_510574.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Holy shit!\" \"Since when is shit holy?” — Katie Klein", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“I'm chasing after that Holy Shit Effect.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Kevin Hart" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kevin-hart/i-m-chasing-after-that-holy-shit-effect/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/188/kevin-hart-506_quote_i-m-chasing-after-that-holy-shit-effect_2126562.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/188/kevin-hart-506_quote_i-m-chasing-after-that-holy-shit-effect_2126562.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/188/kevin-hart-506_quote_i-m-chasing-after-that-holy-shit-effect_2126562.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I'm chasing after that Holy Shit Effect.” — Kevin Hart", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 4, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“holy-shit-he’s-sexy.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Pam Godwin" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pam-godwin/holy-shit-he-s-sexy/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/372/pam-godwin-7351_quote_holy-shit-he-s-sexy-1297702_1297702.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/372/pam-godwin-7351_quote_holy-shit-he-s-sexy-1297702_1297702.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/372/pam-godwin-7351_quote_holy-shit-he-s-sexy-1297702_1297702.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“holy-shit-he’s-sexy.” — Pam Godwin", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 5, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Holy shit. 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