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> [“Hobbes tells Calvin that he's heard girls are made of sugar, spice, and everything nice, while boys are made of snips, snails, and puppy dog tails.  Calvin asks what tigers are made of.  Hobbes tells him dragonflies, katydids, but mostly…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steve-kurtz/hobbes-tells-calvin-that-he-s-heard-girls-are-made-of-sugar-spice-and/)

[Steve Kurtz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steve-kurtz/)

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## Other authors on Hobbes

## More by Steve Kurtz

> [“05/13/92  Calvin answers the phone by saying they can't come to the phone.  He says to leave a message at the click.  He hangs…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steve-kurtz/05-13-92-calvin-answers-the-phone-by-saying-they-can-t-come-to-the/)

[Steve Kurtz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steve-kurtz/)

> [“Hobbes tells Calvin that he's heard girls are made of sugar, spice, and everything nice, while boys are made of snips, snails, and puppy…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steve-kurtz/hobbes-tells-calvin-that-he-s-heard-girls-are-made-of-sugar-spice-and/)

[Steve Kurtz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steve-kurtz/)

> [“06/11/92  Calvin calls the library with a disguised voice.  He is looking for vulgar synonyms for body functions.  They hang up on him.  Calvin…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steve-kurtz/06-11-92-calvin-calls-the-library-with-a-disguised-voice-he-is/)

[Steve Kurtz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steve-kurtz/)

> [“12/18/89  Calvin asks Hobbes if he'll help him write a book.  Calvin says this book will be like historical fiction.  He's writing a fictional…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steve-kurtz/12-18-89-calvin-asks-hobbes-if-he-ll-help-him-write-a-book-calvin/)

[Steve Kurtz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steve-kurtz/)

> [“it's easy to draw Calvin.  You just make a big mouth and add some hair.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steve-kurtz/it-s-easy-to-draw-calvin-you-just-make-a-big-mouth-and-add-some-hair/)

[Steve Kurtz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steve-kurtz/)

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