--- title: "1 Hitler Said Quotes By Andy Weir" description: "1 Hitler Said quotes by Andy Weir. Plus more from Andy Weir and more Hitler Said sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ecf/andy-weir-1865_hitler_wait-i-m-everyone-now-you-re-getting-it_2265932.jpg" --- > [“Wait. I’m everyone!?” “Now you’re getting it,” I said, with a congratulatory slap on the back. “I’m every human being who ever lived?” “Or who will ever live, yes.” “I’m Abraham Lincoln?” “And you’re John Wilkes Booth, too,” I added.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andy-weir/wait-i-m-everyone-now-you-re-getting-it-i-said-with-a-congratulatory/) [Andy Weir](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andy-weir/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ecf/andy-weir-1865_hitler_wait-i-m-everyone-now-you-re-getting-it_2265932.jpg) ## More by Andy Weir > [“But seeing his status doesn’t help,” Mindy said. “It’s not like we can do anything about it if he falls behind. This is a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andy-weir/but-seeing-his-status-doesn-t-help-mindy-said-it-s-not-like-we-can-do/) [Andy Weir](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andy-weir/) > [“But no idiot-proofing can overcome a determined idiot.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andy-weir/but-no-idiot-proofing-can-overcome-a-determined-idiot/) [Andy Weir](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andy-weir/) > [“God damn it! I yelled to him. Will you stop wining about your problems during my murder!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andy-weir/god-damn-it-i-yelled-to-him-will-you-stop-wining-about-your-problems/) [Andy Weir](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andy-weir/) > [“One thing I have in abundance here are bags. They're not much different than kitchen trash bags, though I'm sure they cost $50,000 because…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andy-weir/one-thing-i-have-in-abundance-here-are-bags-they-re-not-much/) [Andy Weir](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andy-weir/) > [“Fortunately, when you spend a lot of time in space, you learn how to shit in a bag.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andy-weir/fortunately-when-you-spend-a-lot-of-time-in-space-you-learn-how-to/) [Andy Weir](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andy-weir/) > [“Yes, of course duct tape works in a near-vacuum. Duct tape works anywhere. Duct tape is magic and should be worshiped.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andy-weir/yes-of-course-duct-tape-works-in-a-near-vacuum-duct-tape-works/) [Andy Weir](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andy-weir/) > [“I’m leaving Mars today, one way or another. About fucking time.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andy-weir/i-m-leaving-mars-today-one-way-or-another-about-fucking-time/) [Andy Weir](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andy-weir/) > [A good plan today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow. Don't wait for an inspired ending to come to mind. Work your way…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andy-weir/a-good-plan-today-is-better-than-a-perfect-plan-tomorrow-don-t-wait/) [Andy Weir](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andy-weir/) > [“Also, I have duct tape. Ordinary duct tape, like you buy at a hardware store. Turns out even NASA can’t improve on duct tape.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andy-weir/also-i-have-duct-tape-ordinary-duct-tape-like-you-buy-at-a-hardware/) [Andy Weir](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andy-weir/) > [“Oh,” Lewis said, “well if you won’t let us then— Wait…wait a minute….I’m looking at my shoulder patch and it turns out I’m the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andy-weir/oh-lewis-said-well-if-you-won-t-let-us-then-wait-wait-a-minute-i-m/) [Andy Weir](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andy-weir/) > [Thanks to our modern era, facts are incredibly easy to come by. A few web searches for your subject matter, and you have all…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andy-weir/thanks-to-our-modern-era-facts-are-incredibly-easy-to-come-by-a-few/) [Andy Weir](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andy-weir/) > [I started the day with some nothin’ tea. Nothin’ tea is easy to make. First, get some hot water, then add nothin’.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andy-weir/i-started-the-day-with-some-nothin-tea-nothin-tea-is-easy-to-make/) [Andy Weir](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andy-weir/) > [Don't tell your stories to anyone. You'll be more motivated knowing it's a prerequisite to having an audience.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andy-weir/don-t-tell-your-stories-to-anyone-you-ll-be-more-motivated-knowing-it/) [Andy Weir](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andy-weir/) > [“Travel’s a bitch. Even when it’s a once-in-a-lifetime vacation”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andy-weir/travel-s-a-bitch-even-when-it-s-a-once-in-a-lifetime-vacation/) [Andy Weir](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andy-weir/) > [“The overstimulated kids were literally bouncing off the walls. Lunar gravity is the worst thing to ever happen to parents.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andy-weir/the-overstimulated-kids-were-literally-bouncing-off-the-walls-lunar/) [Andy Weir](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andy-weir/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/hitler-said/andy-weir/#itemlist", "name": "1 Hitler Said Quotes By Andy Weir", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Wait. 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