--- title: "17 Hit Puberty Quotes by 16 authors" description: "Browse 17 Hit Puberty quotes by 16 authors. Discover the best Hit Puberty sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4e8/bo-burnham-1313_comedy_when-i-tried-to-hit-puberty-i-swung-and_2264745.png" --- > [When I tried to hit puberty I swung and I missed.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bo-burnham/when-i-tried-to-hit-puberty-i-swung-and-i-missed/) [Bo Burnham](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bo-burnham/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4e8/bo-burnham-1313_comedy_when-i-tried-to-hit-puberty-i-swung-and_2264745.png) > [I'm immature? well I'm not a 12 year old kid that didn't hit puberty yet](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-m-immature-well-i-m-not-a-12-year-old-kid-that-didn-t-hit-puberty/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1fc/anonymous-1_attitude_i-m-immature-well-i-m-not-a-12-year-old_1967146.jpg) > [I genuinely hit puberty before everyone.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emily-ratajkowski/i-genuinely-hit-puberty-before-everyone/) [Emily Ratajkowski](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/emily-ratajkowski/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/65f/emily-ratajkowski-3000_before_i-genuinely-hit-puberty-before-everyone_533427.jpg) > [“When most boys were making fun of girls who hit puberty, I was sitting on the swings wondering if I already knew…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marilyn-grey/when-most-boys-were-making-fun-of-girls-who-hit-puberty-i-was-sitting/) [Marilyn Grey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marilyn-grey/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/70c/marilyn-grey-10693_gavin-kessler_when-most-boys-were-making-fun-of-girls_1192485.jpg) > [I was short until my senior year. It's just, like, your social status is so dependent on how quickly you hit puberty,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/phil-lord/i-was-short-until-my-senior-year-it-s-just-like-your-social-status-is/) [Phil Lord](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/phil-lord/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/20c/phil-lord-18148_puberty_i-was-short-until-my-senior-year-it-s-ju_849095.jpg) > [Why does a grown man, 50 years old, and president of the US brag about having Eminem on his IPod. I mean…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/why-does-a-grown-man-50-years-old-and-president-of-the-us-brag-about/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8c9/anonymous-1_grown-man_why-does-a-grown-man-50-years-old-and-pr_2970889.jpg) > [“after I hit puberty, it was like a switch inside me flipped, and instead of becoming a testosterone-driven sex monster like most…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/krystal-sutherland/after-i-hit-puberty-it-was-like-a-switch-inside-me-flipped-and/) [Krystal Sutherland](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/krystal-sutherland/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/36a/krystal-sutherland-15393_love_after-i-hit-puberty-it-was-like-a-switch_1821451.jpg) > [I didn't realize that I wasn't moving in a gender-equal world - I had a sense of it, but I didn't start…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emma-watson/i-didn-t-realize-that-i-wasn-t-moving-in-a-gender-equal-world-i-had-a/) [Emma Watson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/emma-watson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/43f/emma-watson-1023_age_i-didn-t-realize-that-i-wasn-t-moving-in_2634281.jpg) > [I don't feel like I really hit puberty until I was almost 17. I'd go to dinner with my family, and I'm…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/myles-kennedy/i-don-t-feel-like-i-really-hit-puberty-until-i-was-almost-17-i-d-go/) [Myles Kennedy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/myles-kennedy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4ab/myles-kennedy-14787_children_i-don-t-feel-like-i-really-hit-puberty-u_693183.jpg) > [“The reality, of course, is that when you hit puberty you don't magically blossom into a woman -- you're still the same…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lindy-west/the-reality-of-course-is-that-when-you-hit-puberty-you-don-t/) [Lindy West](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lindy-west/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bc8/lindy-west-7781_computers_the-reality-of-course-is-that-when-you-h_1720138.png) > [When I was little, I was very loud and loved performing in front of people. I was fearless. When I hit puberty,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brianna-brown/when-i-was-little-i-was-very-loud-and-loved-performing-in-front-of/) [Brianna Brown](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brianna-brown/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ef0/brianna-brown-56581_auditions_when-i-was-little-i-was-very-loud-and-lo_2970060.jpg) > [You know how people say that young people feel immortal? I don't know what they're talking about. I was planning for how…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nic-pizzolatto/you-know-how-people-say-that-young-people-feel-immortal-i-don-t-know/) [Nic Pizzolatto](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nic-pizzolatto/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/140/nic-pizzolatto-7357_about_you-know-how-people-say-that-young-peopl_1025056.png) > [“I think that may be the first time since you hit puberty you’ve let a beautiful woman get away unmolested. (Cruel) Yeah,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/i-think-that-may-be-the-first-time-since-you-hit-puberty-you-ve-let-a/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/47d/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_beautiful-woman_i-think-that-may-be-the-first-time-since_1267575.jpg) > [Name the book that made the biggest impression on you. I bet you read it before you hit puberty. In the time…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gary-paulsen/name-the-book-that-made-the-biggest-impression-on-you-i-bet-you-read/) [Gary Paulsen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gary-paulsen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fa9/gary-paulsen-8809_art_name-the-book-that-made-the-biggest-impr_1308755.jpg) > [“Blame your body. The whole biological purpose of existence is to mate, so from the time we hit puberty, our hormones are…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/daria-snadowsky/blame-your-body-the-whole-biological-purpose-of-existence-is-to-mate/) [Daria Snadowsky](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/daria-snadowsky/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d18/daria-snadowsky-9590_best-friend_blame-your-body-the-whole-biological-pur_2669562.jpg) > [“Since most boys (including me) learn masturbation around the time they hit puberty, they quickly develop a well-formed habit. As such, it’s…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-benedict/since-most-boys-including-me-learn-masturbation-around-the-time-they/) [Charles Benedict](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-benedict/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/82e/charles-benedict-3426_habits_since-most-boys-including-me-learn-mastu_2218627.jpg) > [“After you hit puberty, it's just one thing after the other until the day you die. You have some good years in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sarah-n-harvey/after-you-hit-puberty-it-s-just-one-thing-after-the-other-until-the/) [Sarah N. Harvey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sarah-n-harvey/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3cb/sarah-n-harvey-64846_good-year_after-you-hit-puberty-it-s-just-one-thin_1614285.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/hit-puberty/#itemlist", "name": "Hit Puberty Quotes", "numberOfItems": 17, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "When I tried to hit puberty I swung and I missed.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Bo Burnham" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bo-burnham/when-i-tried-to-hit-puberty-i-swung-and-i-missed/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4e8/bo-burnham-1313_comedy_when-i-tried-to-hit-puberty-i-swung-and_2264745.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4e8/bo-burnham-1313_comedy_when-i-tried-to-hit-puberty-i-swung-and_2264745.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4e8/bo-burnham-1313_comedy_when-i-tried-to-hit-puberty-i-swung-and_2264745.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“When I tried to hit puberty I swung and I missed.” — Bo Burnham", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I'm immature? well I'm not a 12 year old kid that didn't hit puberty yet", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Anonymous" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-m-immature-well-i-m-not-a-12-year-old-kid-that-didn-t-hit-puberty/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1fc/anonymous-1_attitude_i-m-immature-well-i-m-not-a-12-year-old_1967146.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1fc/anonymous-1_attitude_i-m-immature-well-i-m-not-a-12-year-old_1967146.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1fc/anonymous-1_attitude_i-m-immature-well-i-m-not-a-12-year-old_1967146.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I'm immature? well I'm not a 12 year old kid that didn't hit puberty yet” — Anonymous", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I genuinely hit puberty before everyone.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Emily Ratajkowski" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emily-ratajkowski/i-genuinely-hit-puberty-before-everyone/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/65f/emily-ratajkowski-3000_before_i-genuinely-hit-puberty-before-everyone_533427.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/65f/emily-ratajkowski-3000_before_i-genuinely-hit-puberty-before-everyone_533427.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/65f/emily-ratajkowski-3000_before_i-genuinely-hit-puberty-before-everyone_533427.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I genuinely hit puberty before everyone.” — Emily Ratajkowski", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 4, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“When most boys were making fun of girls who hit puberty, I was sitting on the swings wondering if I already knew you and if not, when would I?”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Marilyn Grey" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marilyn-grey/when-most-boys-were-making-fun-of-girls-who-hit-puberty-i-was-sitting/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/70c/marilyn-grey-10693_gavin-kessler_when-most-boys-were-making-fun-of-girls_1192485.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/70c/marilyn-grey-10693_gavin-kessler_when-most-boys-were-making-fun-of-girls_1192485.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/70c/marilyn-grey-10693_gavin-kessler_when-most-boys-were-making-fun-of-girls_1192485.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“When most boys were making fun of girls who hit puberty, I was sitting on the swings wondering if I already…” — Marilyn Grey", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 5, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I was short until my senior year. 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I'd go to dinner with my family, and I'm 15 or 16 years old, and the waiter was still giving me the children's menu.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Myles Kennedy" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/myles-kennedy/i-don-t-feel-like-i-really-hit-puberty-until-i-was-almost-17-i-d-go/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4ab/myles-kennedy-14787_children_i-don-t-feel-like-i-really-hit-puberty-u_693183.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4ab/myles-kennedy-14787_children_i-don-t-feel-like-i-really-hit-puberty-u_693183.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4ab/myles-kennedy-14787_children_i-don-t-feel-like-i-really-hit-puberty-u_693183.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I don't feel like I really hit puberty until I was almost 17. 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I was fearless. When I hit puberty, I became very shy and self-conscious. I still get nervous sometimes before shooting and definitely before big auditions.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Brianna Brown" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brianna-brown/when-i-was-little-i-was-very-loud-and-loved-performing-in-front-of/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ef0/brianna-brown-56581_auditions_when-i-was-little-i-was-very-loud-and-lo_2970060.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ef0/brianna-brown-56581_auditions_when-i-was-little-i-was-very-loud-and-lo_2970060.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ef0/brianna-brown-56581_auditions_when-i-was-little-i-was-very-loud-and-lo_2970060.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“When I was little, I was very loud and loved performing in front of people. I was fearless. When I hit…” — Brianna Brown", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 12, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "You know how people say that young people feel immortal? I don't know what they're talking about. I was planning for how I would deal with my death in good conscience well before I even hit puberty.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Nic Pizzolatto" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nic-pizzolatto/you-know-how-people-say-that-young-people-feel-immortal-i-don-t-know/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/140/nic-pizzolatto-7357_about_you-know-how-people-say-that-young-peopl_1025056.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/140/nic-pizzolatto-7357_about_you-know-how-people-say-that-young-peopl_1025056.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/140/nic-pizzolatto-7357_about_you-know-how-people-say-that-young-peopl_1025056.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“You know how people say that young people feel immortal? I don't know what they're talking about. I was…” — Nic Pizzolatto", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 13, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“I think that may be the first time since you hit puberty you’ve let a beautiful woman get away unmolested. (Cruel) Yeah, well, Lila’s a ubiquitous slut. Someone should paint an X on her back and mark it ‘This side down.’ (Callien)”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Sherrilyn Kenyon" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/i-think-that-may-be-the-first-time-since-you-hit-puberty-you-ve-let-a/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/47d/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_beautiful-woman_i-think-that-may-be-the-first-time-since_1267575.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/47d/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_beautiful-woman_i-think-that-may-be-the-first-time-since_1267575.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/47d/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_beautiful-woman_i-think-that-may-be-the-first-time-since_1267575.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I think that may be the first time since you hit puberty you’ve let a beautiful woman get away unmolested…” — Sherrilyn Kenyon", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 14, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Name the book that made the biggest impression on you. I bet you read it before you hit puberty. In the time I've got left, I intend to write artistic books - for kids - because they're still open to new ideas.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Gary Paulsen" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gary-paulsen/name-the-book-that-made-the-biggest-impression-on-you-i-bet-you-read/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fa9/gary-paulsen-8809_art_name-the-book-that-made-the-biggest-impr_1308755.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fa9/gary-paulsen-8809_art_name-the-book-that-made-the-biggest-impr_1308755.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fa9/gary-paulsen-8809_art_name-the-book-that-made-the-biggest-impr_1308755.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Name the book that made the biggest impression on you. I bet you read it before you hit puberty. In the time…” — Gary Paulsen", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 15, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Blame your body. The whole biological purpose of existence is to mate, so from the time we hit puberty, our hormones are demanding us to couple up. Maybe it’s basic instinct to feel inadequate if you’re single.\" \"That’s what sucks. There’s so many more interesting things than guys, but guys are what we spend most of our time talking about.\" \"I think that’s just the way it is, though. No matter what we do, it’s always more special if there’s a boyfriend to share it with.\" \"Or a best friend.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Daria Snadowsky" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/daria-snadowsky/blame-your-body-the-whole-biological-purpose-of-existence-is-to-mate/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d18/daria-snadowsky-9590_best-friend_blame-your-body-the-whole-biological-pur_2669562.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d18/daria-snadowsky-9590_best-friend_blame-your-body-the-whole-biological-pur_2669562.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d18/daria-snadowsky-9590_best-friend_blame-your-body-the-whole-biological-pur_2669562.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Blame your body. 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Yet there we were, all trying to be good little seminarians who didn’t touch themselves because the Church told us not to.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Charles Benedict" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-benedict/since-most-boys-including-me-learn-masturbation-around-the-time-they/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/82e/charles-benedict-3426_habits_since-most-boys-including-me-learn-mastu_2218627.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/82e/charles-benedict-3426_habits_since-most-boys-including-me-learn-mastu_2218627.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/82e/charles-benedict-3426_habits_since-most-boys-including-me-learn-mastu_2218627.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Since most boys (including me) learn masturbation around the time they hit puberty, they quickly develop a…” — Charles Benedict", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 17, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“After you hit puberty, it's just one thing after the other until the day you die. 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