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title: "22 Hit Man Quotes by 22 authors"
description: "Browse 22 Hit Man quotes by 22 authors. Discover the best Hit Man sayings and thoughts."
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> [The best way to hit a man is in his pocket.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ronnie-van-zant/the-best-way-to-hit-a-man-is-in-his-pocket/)

[Ronnie Van Zant](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ronnie-van-zant/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/79c/ronnie-van-zant-25873_best_the-best-way-to-hit-a-man-is-in-his-pock_1615371.jpg)

> [“Do I need to hire a hit man?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eve-berlin/do-i-need-to-hire-a-hit-man/)

[Eve Berlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eve-berlin/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dbb/eve-berlin-45746_friendship_do-i-need-to-hire-a-hit-man-2409373_2409373.jpg)

> [“Evan Arden - hit man gone spooner”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shay-savage/evan-arden-hit-man-gone-spooner/)

[Shay Savage](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shay-savage/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/442/shay-savage-9311_evan-arden_evan-arden-hit-man-gone-spooner-1311333_1311333.jpg)

> [If I hit a man, his head is gonna go into the bleachers.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conor-mcgregor/if-i-hit-a-man-his-head-is-gonna-go-into-the-bleachers/)

[Conor McGregor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conor-mcgregor/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/082/conor-mcgregor-1489_bleachers_if-i-hit-a-man-his-head-is-gonna-go-into_209799.jpg)

> [I will hit a man with glasses.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eminem/i-will-hit-a-man-with-glasses/)

[Eminem](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eminem/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9a3/eminem-415_glasses_i-will-hit-a-man-with-glasses-2966139_2966139.jpg)

> [“And I wish you were a hit man because, if I had the money, I’d hire you right this minute to knock…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-elizabeth-phillips/and-i-wish-you-were-a-hit-man-because-if-i-had-the-money-i-d-hire-you/)

[Susan Elizabeth Phillips](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-elizabeth-phillips/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d3c/susan-elizabeth-phillips-815_money_and-i-wish-you-were-a-hit-man-because-if_2138700.jpg)

> [I tell people all the time, nobody wants to be hit. You have to trick a man, to hit a man.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/keith-thurman/i-tell-people-all-the-time-nobody-wants-to-be-hit-you-have-to-trick-a/)

[Keith Thurman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/keith-thurman/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a4b/keith-thurman-3993_men_i-tell-people-all-the-time-nobody-wants_256871.jpg)

> [Jack Tatum could hit a man so hard that it would lift both his feet off the ground.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-hayes/jack-tatum-could-hit-a-man-so-hard-that-it-would-lift-both-his-feet/)

[Woody Hayes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-hayes/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/58a/woody-hayes-10522_feet_jack-tatum-could-hit-a-man-so-hard-that_1246337.png)

> [I guess part of the hit-man appeal is the solitude. Everybody is lured to the idea of the solitary life.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-nighy/i-guess-part-of-the-hit-man-appeal-is-the-solitude-everybody-is-lured/)

[Bill Nighy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-nighy/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b77/bill-nighy-4521_appeal_i-guess-part-of-the-hit-man-appeal-is-th_1501269.jpg)

> [“There was that heavy silence that sometimes happens when a hit man enters a room.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maggie-stiefvater/there-was-that-heavy-silence-that-sometimes-happens-when-a-hit-man/)

[Maggie Stiefvater](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maggie-stiefvater/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/025/maggie-stiefvater-76_silence_there-was-that-heavy-silence-that-someti_1968142.png)

> [“I've never hit a man before, and I have to say I'm pleased with my success.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rebecca-hahn/i-ve-never-hit-a-man-before-and-i-have-to-say-i-m-pleased-with-my/)

[Rebecca Hahn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rebecca-hahn/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dae/rebecca-hahn-42320_creature-of-moonligh_i-ve-never-hit-a-man-before-and-i-have-t_2706175.jpg)

> [I like the idea of being the funny guy in the dramatic thing, playing a hit man with a weird sense of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anthony-jeselnik/i-like-the-idea-of-being-the-funny-guy-in-the-dramatic-thing-playing/)

[Anthony Jeselnik](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anthony-jeselnik/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/551/anthony-jeselnik-1838_dramatic_i-like-the-idea-of-being-the-funny-guy-i_2204531.png)

> [“Receiving a parchment made me feel more like a hit man than a soldier on patrol – an assassin versus an armed…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kelly-said/receiving-a-parchment-made-me-feel-more-like-a-hit-man-than-a-soldier/)

[Kelly Said](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kelly-said/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1ad/kelly-said-57499_assassin_receiving-a-parchment-made-me-feel-more_3031895.jpg)

> [Don't hit at all if you can help it; don't hit a man if you can possibly avoid it; but if you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/theodore-roosevelt/don-t-hit-at-all-if-you-can-help-it-don-t-hit-a-man-if-you-can/)

[Theodore Roosevelt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/theodore-roosevelt/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f35/theodore-roosevelt-218_helping_don-t-hit-at-all-if-you-can-help-it-don_2549555.jpg)

> [We already know that anonymous letters are despicable. In etiquette, as well as in law, hiring a hit man to do the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/judith-martin/we-already-know-that-anonymous-letters-are-despicable-in-etiquette-as/)

[Judith Martin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/judith-martin/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5b1/judith-martin-1927_anonymous_we-already-know-that-anonymous-letters-a_3168650.jpg)

> [“Well, I guess because most of my music is about surrender, change, sacrifice and love. You know the heartfelt stuff that would…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lindsay-delagair/well-i-guess-because-most-of-my-music-is-about-surrender-change/)

[Lindsay Delagair](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lindsay-delagair/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c06/lindsay-delagair-46971_change_well-i-guess-because-most-of-my-music-is_614561.jpg)

> [I am a woman, If I HIT a man, I am willing to take the place of one. I am not going…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/melody-carroll/i-am-a-woman-if-i-hit-a-man-i-am-willing-to-take-the-place-of-one-i/)

[Melody Carroll](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/melody-carroll/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e05/melody-carroll-262187_quote_i-am-a-woman-if-i-hit-a-man-i-am-willing_2094425.jpg)

> [I don't think there is anything particularly wrong in hitting a woman, though I don't recommend you do it the same way…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sean-connery/i-don-t-think-there-is-anything-particularly-wrong-in-hitting-a-woman/)

[Sean Connery](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sean-connery/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d15/sean-connery-5501_hitting_i-don-t-think-there-is-anything-particul_2558752.png)

> [“You sure you don't want me to bring you back something?" Her eyes moved in the direction of his office. "A hit…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christina-lauren/you-sure-you-don-t-want-me-to-bring-you-back-something-her-eyes-moved/)

[Christina Lauren](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christina-lauren/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fcb/christina-lauren-976_holy-water_you-sure-you-don-t-want-me-to-bring-you_1014760.jpg)

> [“A traditional doctor gets paid to push pills, vaccinate, radiate, and basically exterminate people. No different than a contract killer—except the hit…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/a-traditional-doctor-gets-paid-to-push-pills-vaccinate-radiate-and/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5d8/jarod-kintz-2_helping-humanity_a-traditional-doctor-gets-paid-to-push-p_1964185.jpg)

> [A human hires a hit man to kill his cousin for money, boring. That same hit man botches the job twice, funny.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeaniene-frost/a-human-hires-a-hit-man-to-kill-his-cousin-for-money-boring-that-same/)

[Jeaniene Frost](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeaniene-frost/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c3e/jeaniene-frost-335_boring_a-human-hires-a-hit-man-to-kill-his-cous_412541.jpg)

> [“I wish I had all day to watch this show but I got things to do,” Darius put in. “You gonna call…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kristen-ashley/i-wish-i-had-all-day-to-watch-this-show-but-i-got-things-to-do-darius/)

[Kristen Ashley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kristen-ashley/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fe5/kristen-ashley-74_gaze_i-wish-i-had-all-day-to-watch-this-show_523147.png)

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