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title: "2 Hit Boyfriend Quotes by 2 authors"
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> [She put a hit on her boyfriend, so it's not like she hasn't murdered someone." "And you know that how?" Sam asks. I'm trying really hard to be honest, but telling the whole thing to Sam seems beyond me. Still,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/holly-black/she-put-a-hit-on-her-boyfriend-so-it-s-not-like-she-hasn-t-murdered/)

[Holly Black](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/holly-black/)

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> [“The first thing she told me after I hit on her was that she had a boyfriend of nine months, and I thought, what kind of sick bitch dates infants?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/the-first-thing-she-told-me-after-i-hit-on-her-was-that-she-had-a/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

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