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> [History is something that never happened told by someone who wasn't there.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ram-n-g-mez-de-la-serna/history-is-something-that-never-happened-told-by-someone-who-wasn-t/)

[Ramon Gomez de la Serna](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ram-n-g-mez-de-la-serna/)

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## More by Ramón Gómez de la Serna

> [“A única pessoa que muda de verdade a face do planeta é aquele que lavra modestamente o seu terreno.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ram-n-g-mez-de-la-serna/a-nica-pessoa-que-muda-de-verdade-a-face-do-planeta-aquele-que-lavra/)

[Ramón Gómez de la Serna](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ram-n-g-mez-de-la-serna/)

> [“Escribir es que le dejen a uno llorar y reír a solas".”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ram-n-g-mez-de-la-serna/escribir-es-que-le-dejen-a-uno-llorar-y-re-r-a-solas/)

[Ramón Gómez de la Serna](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ram-n-g-mez-de-la-serna/)

> [The willow tree plays the water like a harp.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ram-n-g-mez-de-la-serna/the-willow-tree-plays-the-water-like-a-harp/)

[Ramon Gomez de la Serna](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ram-n-g-mez-de-la-serna/)

> [“Between the railroad tracks suicidal flowers grow. .”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ram-n-g-mez-de-la-serna/between-the-railroad-tracks-suicidal-flowers-grow/)

[Ramón Gómez de la Serna](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ram-n-g-mez-de-la-serna/)

> [“O livro que espalma a flor nas suas págimas transforma-a em borboleta.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ram-n-g-mez-de-la-serna/o-livro-que-espalma-a-flor-nas-suas-p-gimas-transforma-a-em-borboleta/)

[Ramón Gómez de la Serna](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ram-n-g-mez-de-la-serna/)

> [Something that has not been said about the moon? That it gives manicures to women sleepwalkers.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ram-n-g-mez-de-la-serna/something-that-has-not-been-said-about-the-moon-that-it-gives/)

[Ramon Gomez De La Serna](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ram-n-g-mez-de-la-serna/)

> [History is something that never happened told by someone who wasn't there.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ram-n-g-mez-de-la-serna/history-is-something-that-never-happened-told-by-someone-who-wasn-t/)

[Ramon Gomez de la Serna](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ram-n-g-mez-de-la-serna/)

> [“When a woman orders fruit salad for two, she perfects the original sin.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ram-n-g-mez-de-la-serna/when-a-woman-orders-fruit-salad-for-two-she-perfects-the-original-sin/)

[Ramón Gómez de la Serna](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ram-n-g-mez-de-la-serna/)

> [“El agua mineral sabe a pie dormido”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ram-n-g-mez-de-la-serna/el-agua-mineral-sabe-a-pie-dormido/)

[Ramón Gómez de la Serna](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ram-n-g-mez-de-la-serna/)

> [A piano store looks like a funeral parlor for music.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ram-n-g-mez-de-la-serna/a-piano-store-looks-like-a-funeral-parlor-for-music/)

[Ramon Gomez de la Serna](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ram-n-g-mez-de-la-serna/)

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