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title: "12 Hillary Quotes By David Letterman"
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> [Hillary's trying to appear downhome. Earlier today she was sitting on the front porch of a general store whittling a pantsuit.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/hillary-s-trying-to-appear-downhome-earlier-today-she-was-sitting-on/)

[David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/)

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> [Hillary Clinton is campaigning in Iowa, virtually going door to door to every home in Iowa. Jehovah's Witnesses finally got fed up…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/hillary-clinton-is-campaigning-in-iowa-virtually-going-door-to-door/)

[David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/)

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> [They're talking about putting a woman on the $20 bill. And Hillary said, 'I'm available.'](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/they-re-talking-about-putting-a-woman-on-the-20-bill-and-hillary-said/)

[David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/)

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> [Hillary Clinton is driving across Iowa in a van. It's to get to know the people she'll never, ever see again in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/hillary-clinton-is-driving-across-iowa-in-a-van-it-s-to-get-to-know/)

[David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/)

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> [Hillary is in Iowa to listen to what the people are saying - because if you want her to speak, that will…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/hillary-is-in-iowa-to-listen-to-what-the-people-are-saying-because-if/)

[David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/)

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> [Hillary has now erased all of her emails, and she also had all of her pantsuits dry cleaned.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/hillary-has-now-erased-all-of-her-emails-and-she-also-had-all-of-her/)

[David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/)

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> [Scientists have discovered a black hole that is 12 billion times the size of our sun. It's full of Hillary Clinton emails.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/scientists-have-discovered-a-black-hole-that-is-12-billion-times-the/)

[David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/)

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> [Congratulations to Bill and Hillary Clinton: this weekend, 33rd wedding anniversary. How about that? And you thought the Iraqi war was a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/congratulations-to-bill-and-hillary-clinton-this-weekend-33rd-wedding/)

[David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/)

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> [Hillary Clinton, our junior senator from New York, announced that she has no intentions of ever, ever running for office of the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/hillary-clinton-our-junior-senator-from-new-york-announced-that-she/)

[David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/)

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> [Hillary Clinton is now in Iowa. She's spending every waking minute of her day meeting ordinary people, and it's to prepare her…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/hillary-clinton-is-now-in-iowa-she-s-spending-every-waking-minute-of/)

[David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/)

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> [Barack Obama is putting his team together to take over the Administration. So far, he's got his mother-in-law, who is going to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/barack-obama-is-putting-his-team-together-to-take-over-the/)

[David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/)

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> [Hillary Clinton is running for president. This time around, she promises to be warm and approachable. Like me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/hillary-clinton-is-running-for-president-this-time-around-she/)

[David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/)

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## Other authors on Hillary

## More by David Letterman

> [Two things you need to know about taxes. They've extended the deadline to April 18, and when you write your check, just make it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/two-things-you-need-to-know-about-taxes-they-ve-extended-the-deadline/)

[David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/)

> [You know Kim Jong Un, the evil dictator of North Korea? Apparently, a guy in his inner circle used his ashtray while smoking and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/you-know-kim-jong-un-the-evil-dictator-of-north-korea-apparently-a/)

[David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/)

> [It's the first day of spring. That means this weekend I'll take down my Christmas lights.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/it-s-the-first-day-of-spring-that-means-this-weekend-i-ll-take-down/)

[David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/)

> [There are a lot of New York City Thanksgiving traditions. For example, a lot of New Yorkers don't buy the frozen Thanksgiving turkey. They…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/there-are-a-lot-of-new-york-city-thanksgiving-traditions-for-example/)

[David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/)

> [I can hardly wait until Donald Trump announces his celebrity cabinet.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/i-can-hardly-wait-until-donald-trump-announces-his-celebrity-cabinet/)

[David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/)

> [Experts say this global warming is serious, and they are predicting now that by the year 2050, we will be out of party ice.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/experts-say-this-global-warming-is-serious-and-they-are-predicting/)

[David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/)

> [We make a lot of fun at President Clinton's expense. But this transition is going to be tough because it's been 25 years since…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/we-make-a-lot-of-fun-at-president-clinton-s-expense-but-this/)

[David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/)

> [I'm worried about John Kerry, he's so confident now that he's already planning his White House sex scandal.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/i-m-worried-about-john-kerry-he-s-so-confident-now-that-he-s-already/)

[David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/)

> [“There is no off position on the genius”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/there-is-no-off-position-on-the-genius/)

[David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/)

> [I vote Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/i-vote-democrat-because-i-m-way-too-irresponsible-to-own-a-gun-and-i/)

[David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/)

> [Do I think there is a heaven? Uh, yeah I do. Like a really big gymnasium. How do I see myself there? With really…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/do-i-think-there-is-a-heaven-uh-yeah-i-do-like-a-really-big-gymnasium/)

[David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/)

> [If it wasn't for coffee, I'd have no discernible personality at all.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/if-it-wasn-t-for-coffee-i-d-have-no-discernible-personality-at-all/)

[David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/)

> [Well, we're just a couple of weeks from new President Barack Obama being sworn in. And he's been very busy naming a lot of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/well-we-re-just-a-couple-of-weeks-from-new-president-barack-obama/)

[David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/)

> [Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/sometimes-when-you-look-in-his-eyes-you-get-the-feeling-that-someone/)

[David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/)

> [Prince William and Kate Middleton are in New York City. We have got to do something about immigration.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/prince-william-and-kate-middleton-are-in-new-york-city-we-have-got-to/)

[David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/)

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                        "text": "Hillary Clinton, our junior senator from New York, announced that she has no intentions of ever, ever running for office of the President of the United States. Her husband, Bill Clinton, is bitterly disappointed. He is crushed. There go his dreams of becoming a two-impeachment family.",
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