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title: "4 Hilarious Quotes By Ransom Riggs"
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> [“Have they built cities on the moon?" another boy asked hopefully. "We left some garbage and a flag there in the sixties,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ransom-riggs/have-they-built-cities-on-the-moon-another-boy-asked-hopefully-we/)

[Ransom Riggs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ransom-riggs/)

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> [“Forgive me. I continue to underestimate the breadth of your ignorance.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ransom-riggs/forgive-me-i-continue-to-underestimate-the-breadth-of-your-ignorance/)

[Ransom Riggs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ransom-riggs/)

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> [“You Sure this is it?" I said. "It looks empty." "Empty? No way, there's loads of shit in there," worm replied”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ransom-riggs/you-sure-this-is-it-i-said-it-looks-empty-empty-no-way-there-s-loads/)

[Ransom Riggs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ransom-riggs/)

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> [“Golan swiveled his head back and forth, nervously sizing us up. Is she serious? For a moment he seemed genuinely frightened, but…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ransom-riggs/golan-swiveled-his-head-back-and-forth-nervously-sizing-us-up-is-she/)

[Ransom Riggs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ransom-riggs/)

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## Other authors on Hilarious

## More by Ransom Riggs

> [“Maybe I could use a little metal on the inside, I thought. If I'd kept my heart better armored, where would I be now?…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ransom-riggs/maybe-i-could-use-a-little-metal-on-the-inside-i-thought-if-i-d-kept/)

[Ransom Riggs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ransom-riggs/)

> [“To have endured horrors, to have seen the worst of humanity and have your life made unrecognizable by it, to come out of all…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ransom-riggs/to-have-endured-horrors-to-have-seen-the-worst-of-humanity-and-have/)

[Ransom Riggs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ransom-riggs/)

> [“When it comes to big things in life, there are no accidents. Everything happens for a reason.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ransom-riggs/when-it-comes-to-big-things-in-life-there-are-no-accidents-everything/)

[Ransom Riggs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ransom-riggs/)

> [“Hugh and Fiona stood off to one side, their hands linked and foreheads touching, saying goodbye in their own quiet way. Finally, we'd all…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ransom-riggs/hugh-and-fiona-stood-off-to-one-side-their-hands-linked-and-foreheads/)

[Ransom Riggs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ransom-riggs/)

> [I grew up feeling like a weirdo like many kids do. But I was lucky to find my own home for peculiar children. I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ransom-riggs/i-grew-up-feeling-like-a-weirdo-like-many-kids-do-but-i-was-lucky-to/)

[Ransom Riggs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ransom-riggs/)

> [“Then I was face to face with it. Tongues fanned from its gaping, bladed mouth. Its eyes were black and weeping more black and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ransom-riggs/then-i-was-face-to-face-with-it-tongues-fanned-from-its-gaping-bladed/)

[Ransom Riggs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ransom-riggs/)

> [“It's not about destiny but i do think there's balance in the world and forces we don't understand intervene to tip the scales the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ransom-riggs/it-s-not-about-destiny-but-i-do-think-there-s-balance-in-the-world/)

[Ransom Riggs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ransom-riggs/)

> [“Oh, thank heavens! Someone remembered the bath mat," Enoch deadpanned. "We are saved.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ransom-riggs/oh-thank-heavens-someone-remembered-the-bath-mat-enoch-deadpanned-we/)

[Ransom Riggs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ransom-riggs/)

> [“You tread a precariously thin line between being charmingly headstrong and insufferably pigheaded.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ransom-riggs/you-tread-a-precariously-thin-line-between-being-charmingly/)

[Ransom Riggs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ransom-riggs/)

> [“I did love her, of course, but mostly because loving your mom is mandatory, not because she was someone I think I'd like very…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ransom-riggs/i-did-love-her-of-course-but-mostly-because-loving-your-mom-is/)

[Ransom Riggs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ransom-riggs/)

> [“ ‘You don’t strike me as a quitter.’ ‘Then you don’t know me very well,’ I replied.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ransom-riggs/you-don-t-strike-me-as-a-quitter-then-you-don-t-know-me-very-well-i/)

[Ransom Riggs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ransom-riggs/)

> [“I came to enjoy communicating by hand. There was something sweet about holding a tangible thing that had been touched and marked upon by…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ransom-riggs/i-came-to-enjoy-communicating-by-hand-there-was-something-sweet-about/)

[Ransom Riggs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ransom-riggs/)

> [“Bombs are falling and we're reading stories, I thought. I have entered the realm of the insane. -Jacob”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ransom-riggs/bombs-are-falling-and-we-re-reading-stories-i-thought-i-have-entered/)

[Ransom Riggs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ransom-riggs/)

> [“Yo no sabía como llamar a aquello que sucedía entre nosotros, pero me gustaba. Me proporcionaba una sensación estúpida, frágil y agradable.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ransom-riggs/yo-no-sab-a-como-llamar-a-aquello-que-suced-a-entre-nosotros-pero-me/)

[Ransom Riggs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ransom-riggs/)

> [“I think they worried that my grandfather would infect me with some incurable dreaminess from which I’d never recover – that these fantasies were…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ransom-riggs/i-think-they-worried-that-my-grandfather-would-infect-me-with-some/)

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