--- title: "6 Hilarious Quotes By Rachel" description: "6 Hilarious quotes by Rachel. Plus more from Rachel and more Hilarious sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/048/rachel-632_daytime_count-the-number-of-stars-in-the-sky-tha_366077.png" --- > [Count the number of stars in the sky, thats how much I love you. But it's daytime. Exactly!!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel/count-the-number-of-stars-in-the-sky-thats-how-much-i-love-you-but-it/) [Rachel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/048/rachel-632_daytime_count-the-number-of-stars-in-the-sky-tha_366077.png) > [Thumbs down if you think my quotes are cool…I wanna see how many thumbs down I can get:D lol](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel/thumbs-down-if-you-think-my-quotes-are-cool-i-wanna-see-how-many/) [Rachel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/19e/rachel-632_hilarious_thumbs-down-if-you-think-my-quotes-are-c_1474260.png) > [Here read this:P:D Danny this is funnier than yours lmao](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel/here-read-this-p-d-danny-this-is-funnier-than-yours-lmao/) [Rachel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7f1/rachel-632_books_here-read-this-p-d-danny-this-is-funnier_1787375.png) > [If you can love us for our...And I rest my case;) XD PREACH IT GIRLS...hahaha](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel/if-you-can-love-us-for-our-and-i-rest-my-case-xd-preach-it-girls/) [Rachel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a99/rachel-632_assets_if-you-can-love-us-for-our-and-i-rest-my_2832933.png) > [This is for you Danny, and Hunter, and Tanner, and KC. And for all the other ppl that insist on making these…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel/this-is-for-you-danny-and-hunter-and-tanner-and-kc-and-for-all-the/) [Rachel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dcd/rachel-632_every-day_this-is-for-you-danny-and-hunter-and-tan_3016156.png) > [It's funny how one TINY thing can change your whole perspective of someone:)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel/it-s-funny-how-one-tiny-thing-can-change-your-whole-perspective-of/) [Rachel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/43d/rachel-632_hilarious_it-s-funny-how-one-tiny-thing-can-change_3112023.png) ## Other authors on Hilarious ## More by Rachel > [I'm done!! Just done!!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel/i-m-done-just-done/) [Rachel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel/) > [I know he's not my boyfriend but he is still mine:)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel/i-know-he-s-not-my-boyfriend-but-he-is-still-mine/) [Rachel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel/) > [No one puts baby in a corner ~ Dirty dancing:)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel/no-one-puts-baby-in-a-corner-dirty-dancing/) [Rachel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel/) > [My heart literally sinks...(:](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel/my-heart-literally-sinks/) [Rachel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel/) > [Sometimes, I just wanna sit there and stare at you! But, I don't wanna make you think I'm any more weird than I already…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel/sometimes-i-just-wanna-sit-there-and-stare-at-you-but-i-don-t-wanna/) [Rachel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel/) > [Twue puppy wove:D](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel/twue-puppy-wove-d/) [Rachel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel/) > [Je t'aime ma cherie!!! ^\_^ < 3](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel/je-t-aime-ma-cherie-3/) [Rachel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel/) > [I can't flirt, so I'll just seduce you with my awkwardness: xDDD](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel/i-can-t-flirt-so-i-ll-just-seduce-you-with-my-awkwardness-xddd/) [Rachel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel/) > [Meee today, thumbs up if It should be my profile pic:)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel/meee-today-thumbs-up-if-it-should-be-my-profile-pic/) [Rachel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel/) > [Demi Lovato!!! Love her new single Heart Attack!!!:)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel/demi-lovato-love-her-new-single-heart-attack/) [Rachel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel/) > [Put your ,heart,mind,intellect and soul even to your smallest acts.this is the secret of succsess.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel/put-your-heart-mind-intellect-and-soul-even-to-your-smallest-acts/) [Rachel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel/) > [Here is one??? What do you think?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel/here-is-one-what-do-you-think/) [Rachel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel/) > [Hotel Room:p lol](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel/hotel-room-p-lol/) [Rachel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel/) > [;O Guilty ahaha:)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel/o-guilty-ahaha/) [Rachel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel/) > [Patience and Jazzy!!:) This lil butterfly is for y'all!:) I want you two to know just HOW much you are loved! Now I can't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel/patience-and-jazzy-this-lil-butterfly-is-for-y-all-i-want-you-two-to/) [Rachel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/hilarious/rachel/#itemlist", "name": "6 Hilarious Quotes By Rachel", "numberOfItems": 6, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Count the number of stars in the sky, thats how much I love you. But it's daytime. 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