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title: "42 Hilarious Quotes By Mokokoma Mokhonoana"
description: "42 Hilarious quotes by Mokokoma Mokhonoana. Plus more from Mokokoma Mokhonoana and more Hilarious sayings from other authors."
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> [“We sometimes try to impress people we just met by not trying to impress them.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mokokoma-mokhonoana/we-sometimes-try-to-impress-people-we-just-met-by-not-trying-to/)

[Mokokoma Mokhonoana](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mokokoma-mokhonoana/)

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> [“He with the cleanest clothes isn’t necessarily the cleanest.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mokokoma-mokhonoana/he-with-the-cleanest-clothes-isn-t-necessarily-the-cleanest/)

[Mokokoma Mokhonoana](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mokokoma-mokhonoana/)

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> [“Some men’s chests are more buttlike than some women’s butts.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mokokoma-mokhonoana/some-men-s-chests-are-more-buttlike-than-some-women-s-butts/)

[Mokokoma Mokhonoana](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mokokoma-mokhonoana/)

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> [“Being bigheaded can be as irritating and as dangerous as being small-minded.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mokokoma-mokhonoana/being-bigheaded-can-be-as-irritating-and-as-dangerous-as-being-small/)

[Mokokoma Mokhonoana](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mokokoma-mokhonoana/)

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> [“The average adult hates being treated like a child, unless it suits them.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mokokoma-mokhonoana/the-average-adult-hates-being-treated-like-a-child-unless-it-suits/)

[Mokokoma Mokhonoana](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mokokoma-mokhonoana/)

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> [“Even the world’s greatest actor cannot fake an erection.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mokokoma-mokhonoana/even-the-world-s-greatest-actor-cannot-fake-an-erection/)

[Mokokoma Mokhonoana](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mokokoma-mokhonoana/)

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> [“Unrequited love is a billion times less intolerable than unrequited hate.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mokokoma-mokhonoana/unrequited-love-is-a-billion-times-less-intolerable-than-unrequited/)

[Mokokoma Mokhonoana](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mokokoma-mokhonoana/)

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> [“You need to be greedy or ignorant to truly want to live forever.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mokokoma-mokhonoana/you-need-to-be-greedy-or-ignorant-to-truly-want-to-live-forever/)

[Mokokoma Mokhonoana](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mokokoma-mokhonoana/)

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> [“Whenever they are condemning weaves or breast implants, some people speak so passionately that their false teeth almost fall out.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mokokoma-mokhonoana/whenever-they-are-condemning-weaves-or-breast-implants-some-people/)

[Mokokoma Mokhonoana](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mokokoma-mokhonoana/)

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> [“Most unintelligent or foolish people do not regard themselves as that; they regard themselves as not-that-intelligent or not-that-wise.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mokokoma-mokhonoana/most-unintelligent-or-foolish-people-do-not-regard-themselves-as-that/)

[Mokokoma Mokhonoana](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mokokoma-mokhonoana/)

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> [“Some disabled people spend a significant amount of their energy on trying to come across as abled or as not that disabled.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mokokoma-mokhonoana/some-disabled-people-spend-a-significant-amount-of-their-energy-on/)

[Mokokoma Mokhonoana](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mokokoma-mokhonoana/)

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> [“Some people’s self-esteem was secretly improved when they discovered that their then-lovers had killed themselves over them.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mokokoma-mokhonoana/some-people-s-self-esteem-was-secretly-improved-when-they-discovered/)

[Mokokoma Mokhonoana](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mokokoma-mokhonoana/)

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> [“Attending a funeral would leave the average person insane, if they truly believed that sooner or later they are also going to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mokokoma-mokhonoana/attending-a-funeral-would-leave-the-average-person-insane-if-they/)

[Mokokoma Mokhonoana](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mokokoma-mokhonoana/)

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> [“Death would not surprise us as often as it does, if we let go of the misbelief that newborns are less mortal…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mokokoma-mokhonoana/death-would-not-surprise-us-as-often-as-it-does-if-we-let-go-of-the/)

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> [“The least we each ought to do for someone who treats us like a king or a queen is to treat them…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mokokoma-mokhonoana/the-least-we-each-ought-to-do-for-someone-who-treats-us-like-a-king/)

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> [“Whenever He answers prayers, God usually prioritizes those by people who, instead of their mouths, have prayed with their hands and/or feet.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mokokoma-mokhonoana/whenever-he-answers-prayers-god-usually-prioritizes-those-by-people/)

[Mokokoma Mokhonoana](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mokokoma-mokhonoana/)

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> [“Many obese people spend a significant amount of their energy on suppressing the urge to tell some of the people who are…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mokokoma-mokhonoana/many-obese-people-spend-a-significant-amount-of-their-energy-on/)

[Mokokoma Mokhonoana](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mokokoma-mokhonoana/)

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> [“Most people do not mind having a house that is smaller and/or a car that is cheaper than their neighbours’, as long…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mokokoma-mokhonoana/most-people-do-not-mind-having-a-house-that-is-smaller-and-or-a-car/)

[Mokokoma Mokhonoana](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mokokoma-mokhonoana/)

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> [“You are more likely to find three TVs inside a randomly selected house than you are to find a single book that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mokokoma-mokhonoana/you-are-more-likely-to-find-three-tvs-inside-a-randomly-selected/)

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> [“Looking but not seeing is the hearing but not understanding of the eye.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mokokoma-mokhonoana/looking-but-not-seeing-is-the-hearing-but-not-understanding-of-the-eye/)

[Mokokoma Mokhonoana](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mokokoma-mokhonoana/)

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> [“Nothing is as irritating to a shy man as a confident girl.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mokokoma-mokhonoana/nothing-is-as-irritating-to-a-shy-man-as-a-confident-girl/)

[Mokokoma Mokhonoana](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mokokoma-mokhonoana/)

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> [“We the living are to blame for the painfulness of being dead.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mokokoma-mokhonoana/we-the-living-are-to-blame-for-the-painfulness-of-being-dead/)

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> [“Some men are dogs; some dogs are women.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mokokoma-mokhonoana/some-men-are-dogs-some-dogs-are-women/)

[Mokokoma Mokhonoana](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mokokoma-mokhonoana/)

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> [“We seldom look up to the person; we usually look up to their persona.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mokokoma-mokhonoana/we-seldom-look-up-to-the-person-we-usually-look-up-to-their-persona/)

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> [“It is still cheating, even if nobody comes.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mokokoma-mokhonoana/it-is-still-cheating-even-if-nobody-comes/)

[Mokokoma Mokhonoana](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mokokoma-mokhonoana/)

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> [“Death would be an extremely bad thing like most of us paint it, if being dead were painful.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mokokoma-mokhonoana/death-would-be-an-extremely-bad-thing-like-most-of-us-paint-it-if/)

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> [“Some men would not still be HIV negative or alive, if they had managed to sleep with some of the women with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mokokoma-mokhonoana/some-men-would-not-still-be-hiv-negative-or-alive-if-they-had-managed/)

[Mokokoma Mokhonoana](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mokokoma-mokhonoana/)

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> [“We love being mentally strong, but we hate situations that allow us to put our mental strength to good use.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mokokoma-mokhonoana/we-love-being-mentally-strong-but-we-hate-situations-that-allow-us-to/)

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> [“Unbeknown to us, some of the people who we hope are missing us wherever they are do miss us; some miss someone…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mokokoma-mokhonoana/unbeknown-to-us-some-of-the-people-who-we-hope-are-missing-us/)

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> [“Saying that you do not remember something or someone is a less embarrassing or hurtful way of saying that you do not…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mokokoma-mokhonoana/saying-that-you-do-not-remember-something-or-someone-is-a-less/)

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> [“Some people ate less food less often when they each had a home than they now do as hobos.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mokokoma-mokhonoana/some-people-ate-less-food-less-often-when-they-each-had-a-home-than/)

[Mokokoma Mokhonoana](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mokokoma-mokhonoana/)

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> [“Some people wish they were as happy as or happy like some people think they are.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mokokoma-mokhonoana/some-people-wish-they-were-as-happy-as-or-happy-like-some-people/)

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> [“Every single person is a fool, insane, a failure, or a bad person to at least ten people.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mokokoma-mokhonoana/every-single-person-is-a-fool-insane-a-failure-or-a-bad-person-to-at/)

[Mokokoma Mokhonoana](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mokokoma-mokhonoana/)

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> [“Marketing is so powerful that it can make even an extremely untalented musician a one-hundred-hits wonder.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mokokoma-mokhonoana/marketing-is-so-powerful-that-it-can-make-even-an-extremely/)

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> [“Finding out that you are not your lover’s only lover hurts, but not as much as discovering that you are the side…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mokokoma-mokhonoana/finding-out-that-you-are-not-your-lover-s-only-lover-hurts-but-not-as/)

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> [“We are sometimes depressed by our failure to convince people who strongly believe that we are that we are definitely not depressed.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mokokoma-mokhonoana/we-are-sometimes-depressed-by-our-failure-to-convince-people-who/)

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> [“Because he has finally realized that it is it and not him that is loved by the woman he loves, many a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mokokoma-mokhonoana/because-he-has-finally-realized-that-it-is-it-and-not-him-that-is/)

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> [“Some women have kissed—and some are kissing—a lot of frogs, even though the very first man that they have each kissed was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mokokoma-mokhonoana/some-women-have-kissed-and-some-are-kissing-a-lot-of-frogs-even/)

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> [“We would not be ashamed of doing some of the things we do in private, if the number of sane human beings…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mokokoma-mokhonoana/we-would-not-be-ashamed-of-doing-some-of-the-things-we-do-in-private/)

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> [“We are sometimes dragged into a pit of unhappiness by someone else’s opinion that we do not look happy.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mokokoma-mokhonoana/we-are-sometimes-dragged-into-a-pit-of-unhappiness-by-someone-else-s/)

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> [“Arguments led by subjectivity are a waste of time. And, if they take place online, add to that, a waste of one’s keyboard.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mokokoma-mokhonoana/arguments-led-by-subjectivity-are-a-waste-of-time-and-if-they-take/)

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> [“A car is one of the most interesting inventions, but driving is one of the most boring activities.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mokokoma-mokhonoana/a-car-is-one-of-the-most-interesting-inventions-but-driving-is-one-of/)

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> [“Dating is a man-made ideology: if having a lover was a prerequisite to living, one would either be in a relationship, or, six feet…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mokokoma-mokhonoana/dating-is-a-man-made-ideology-if-having-a-lover-was-a-prerequisite-to/)

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> [“Work is a vehicle with which man chases some fleeting destination called a full tummy.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mokokoma-mokhonoana/work-is-a-vehicle-with-which-man-chases-some-fleeting-destination/)

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> [“A phone call should be a convenience to the caller, not an inconvenience to the called.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mokokoma-mokhonoana/a-phone-call-should-be-a-convenience-to-the-caller-not-an/)

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> [“Employment is an employee’s kissing of an employer’s ass. A salary is the employer’s pretense to be cleaning his ass.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mokokoma-mokhonoana/employment-is-an-employee-s-kissing-of-an-employer-s-ass-a-salary-is/)

[Mokokoma Mokhonoana](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mokokoma-mokhonoana/)

> [“\*Nothing is free\* asserts two things. Both assertions are true.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mokokoma-mokhonoana/nothing-is-free-asserts-two-things-both-assertions-are-true/)

[Mokokoma Mokhonoana](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mokokoma-mokhonoana/)

> [“For their never-ending endeavours to obtain or retain wealth, countries desperately need companies, because they—unlike most human beings—have the means of production, and human…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mokokoma-mokhonoana/for-their-never-ending-endeavours-to-obtain-or-retain-wealth/)

[Mokokoma Mokhonoana](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mokokoma-mokhonoana/)

> [“Some of our friends are our friends only because we used to be friends.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mokokoma-mokhonoana/some-of-our-friends-are-our-friends-only-because-we-used-to-be-friends/)

[Mokokoma Mokhonoana](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mokokoma-mokhonoana/)

> [“\*You only get one chance to make a first impression.\* Ah, whatever!!! Who said you get three chances to make the second impression?!!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mokokoma-mokhonoana/you-only-get-one-chance-to-make-a-first-impression-ah-whatever-who/)

[Mokokoma Mokhonoana](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mokokoma-mokhonoana/)

> [“A prisoner is imprisoned by the crime that he has committed. A jailer is imprisoned — in the very same prison — by the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mokokoma-mokhonoana/a-prisoner-is-imprisoned-by-the-crime-that-he-has-committed-a-jailer/)

[Mokokoma Mokhonoana](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mokokoma-mokhonoana/)

> [“Life is deadly.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mokokoma-mokhonoana/life-is-deadly/)

[Mokokoma Mokhonoana](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mokokoma-mokhonoana/)

> [“Hypocrisy is when you get mad at a friend for telling their other friend a secret that your other friend told you.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mokokoma-mokhonoana/hypocrisy-is-when-you-get-mad-at-a-friend-for-telling-their-other/)

[Mokokoma Mokhonoana](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mokokoma-mokhonoana/)

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