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title: "6 Hilarious Quotes By Kendrick Cole"
description: "6 Hilarious quotes by Kendrick Cole. Plus more from Kendrick Cole and more Hilarious sayings from other authors."
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> [Did Bruno Mars end up catching that grenade? I haven't heard from him in awhile…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kendrick-cole/did-bruno-mars-end-up-catching-that-grenade-i-haven-t-heard-from-him/)

[Kendrick Cole](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kendrick-cole/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fc7/kendrick-cole-14912_bruno_did-bruno-mars-end-up-catching-that-gren_90046.jpg)

> [Dear lady in front of me, its a speed bump, not a damn land mine.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kendrick-cole/dear-lady-in-front-of-me-its-a-speed-bump-not-a-damn-land-mine/)

[Kendrick Cole](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kendrick-cole/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b95/kendrick-cole-14912_annoying_dear-lady-in-front-of-me-its-a-speed-bum_295902.jpg)

> [I dont pay for cabs if Im too drunk to drive. I find the nearest Dominos, order a pizza delivery to my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kendrick-cole/i-dont-pay-for-cabs-if-im-too-drunk-to-drive-i-find-the-nearest/)

[Kendrick Cole](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kendrick-cole/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/183/kendrick-cole-14912_funny_i-dont-pay-for-cabs-if-im-too-drunk-to-d_452314.jpg)

> [What flickering lights mean: 1% electrical problems. 99% demons](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kendrick-cole/what-flickering-lights-mean-1-electrical-problems-99-demons/)

[Kendrick Cole](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kendrick-cole/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/60f/kendrick-cole-14912_funny_what-flickering-lights-mean-1-electrical_1297038.jpg)

> [Thinking about the first person ever to get drunk. People must have been like, COME QUICK! JEREMIAH HAS BEEN STRICKEN WITH AWESOME!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kendrick-cole/thinking-about-the-first-person-ever-to-get-drunk-people-must-have/)

[Kendrick Cole](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kendrick-cole/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a4f/kendrick-cole-14912_drunk_thinking-about-the-first-person-ever-to_2329588.jpg)

> [Sure I have my doubts, but Bigfoot doesnt have any pictures of me either](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kendrick-cole/sure-i-have-my-doubts-but-bigfoot-doesnt-have-any-pictures-of-me/)

[Kendrick Cole](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kendrick-cole/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f66/kendrick-cole-14912_bigfoot_sure-i-have-my-doubts-but-bigfoot-doesnt_3175158.jpg)

## Other authors on Hilarious

## More by Kendrick Cole

> [Hey, her mind is on a different level Plus the teachers couldn't reach her, always been a rebel Hit the club, watch out boy,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kendrick-cole/hey-her-mind-is-on-a-different-level-plus-the-teachers-couldn-t-reach/)

[Kendrick Cole](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kendrick-cole/)

> [Did Bruno Mars end up catching that grenade? I haven't heard from him in awhile…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kendrick-cole/did-bruno-mars-end-up-catching-that-grenade-i-haven-t-heard-from-him/)

[Kendrick Cole](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kendrick-cole/)

> [Either my Spidey senses are tingling or my butt fell asleep again](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kendrick-cole/either-my-spidey-senses-are-tingling-or-my-butt-fell-asleep-again/)

[Kendrick Cole](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kendrick-cole/)

> [Dear lady in front of me, its a speed bump, not a damn land mine.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kendrick-cole/dear-lady-in-front-of-me-its-a-speed-bump-not-a-damn-land-mine/)

[Kendrick Cole](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kendrick-cole/)

> [I dont pay for cabs if Im too drunk to drive. I find the nearest Dominos, order a pizza delivery to my house &…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kendrick-cole/i-dont-pay-for-cabs-if-im-too-drunk-to-drive-i-find-the-nearest/)

[Kendrick Cole](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kendrick-cole/)

> [Dating an ex is the equivalent of failing a test you already had the answers to.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kendrick-cole/dating-an-ex-is-the-equivalent-of-failing-a-test-you-already-had-the/)

[Kendrick Cole](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kendrick-cole/)

> [Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is kendrick and I've got a crush on you :)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kendrick-cole/roses-are-red-violets-are-blue-my-name-is-kendrick-and-i-ve-got-a/)

[Kendrick Cole](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kendrick-cole/)

> [A car with a car rack looked like a police car, so I slowed down, only to realize I had been tricked into obeying…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kendrick-cole/a-car-with-a-car-rack-looked-like-a-police-car-so-i-slowed-down-only/)

[Kendrick Cole](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kendrick-cole/)

> [Be a queen for the king not a hoe for the team](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kendrick-cole/be-a-queen-for-the-king-not-a-hoe-for-the-team/)

[Kendrick Cole](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kendrick-cole/)

> [Don't f\*\*\* with her heart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kendrick-cole/don-t-f-with-her-heart/)

[Kendrick Cole](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kendrick-cole/)

> [You stuck around even when the world frowned on me Kicked me when I was down, and so they clowned on me Down for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kendrick-cole/you-stuck-around-even-when-the-world-frowned-on-me-kicked-me-when-i/)

[Kendrick Cole](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kendrick-cole/)

> [The truth is I love her, though She ain't perfect, but who is? Hoes saying Cole, you is don't be silly, ma Cause really…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kendrick-cole/the-truth-is-i-love-her-though-she-ain-t-perfect-but-who-is-hoes/)

[Kendrick Cole](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kendrick-cole/)

> [So theres a film where a mans wife is brutally murdered by a serial killer and his son his left physically disabled. In a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kendrick-cole/so-theres-a-film-where-a-mans-wife-is-brutally-murdered-by-a-serial/)

[Kendrick Cole](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kendrick-cole/)

> [Hey, Oh NO Not another line about how lifes a b\*tch Well f\*ck the world and enjoy it](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kendrick-cole/hey-oh-no-not-another-line-about-how-lifes-a-b-tch-well-f-ck-the/)

[Kendrick Cole](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kendrick-cole/)

> [Somedays it's an inch. Somedays a crawl. Somedays a stumble. Somedays a walk. But everyday, I move forward](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kendrick-cole/somedays-it-s-an-inch-somedays-a-crawl-somedays-a-stumble-somedays-a/)

[Kendrick Cole](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kendrick-cole/)

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